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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
BTW I hope the new CEO has a name we can use for gags.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
LOL Rush

"A modern day warrior, mean mean stride
Today's Paul Ifill, Phoenix pride"

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Who's the pedo who did the "All Whites True Leaders" story?
 
I must admit I don't get it...
 
Is it a reference to a taboo topic??
 
terminator_x2010-06-03 12:03:17

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
From the story "I also have a confession to make. Today I went for a dip in the spa, minus the trunks, like a true Austrian. Sorry mum."
 
I assume it was the case for Pasty and Banners.
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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
terminator_x wrote:
Is it a reference to a taboo topic??
 
 
shhh.  bum's the word
 
(sorry mum)
 
Junior822010-06-03 12:14:42

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Pun-tastic today all of them.  You're on to a Wynr!
Junior822010-06-04 12:04:25

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
lovin' the ones today, baywatch and all the dives!

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fail on the Steve Sumner pic. That should be Bert, not Ernie.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All Whites now look to climbing football's Everest??
 
a la the Oz-Winston Peters - please explain?
(nice pic but)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Hutt trash with the mullet!!! Well done.

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almost 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Whoooooo has mental breakdown- that's the only thing funnier than the mullet!!!!!!!
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Flinstones ref

I keep thinking of Bam Bam Bigelow.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You used Less Than Jake.
 
You are awesome.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
They played the Warped Tour at Waihi Beach in 1998. I remember some dude backed his car over his girlfriend in the campground (she was sunbathing).

They also played here in Welly at what was then called Valve around the same time.

terminator_x2010-08-04 20:48:10

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Slightly off topic, but I didn't know where to put it (doesn't deserve its own thread) but falls into the (unintentional) misleading headline category.

Who else has fallen for this gem on 442?

Nix's chance in a lifetime fails

I have. Twice now.

Nice name, though.

I know, I know, its serious!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Me. The earlier one had me thinking he had signed.
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Who knew that there are actually photos of the elusive Moose-cat in existence.
 
Well done backroom staff.


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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Double the impact today ...two great minds thinking alike or upload fail?  RedGed2010-08-12 09:06:53

  Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
RedGed wrote:
Double the impact today ...two great minds thinking alike or upload fail? 
ha two great minds working at the same time. Funny how we both did Open All Hours, someone on fire, and an album cover (Queen v Judas Priest)

Founder

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
RedGed wrote:
Double the impact today ...two great minds thinking alike or upload fail? 
One was Feverish so definately not that. 2ndBest2010-08-12 10:15:56
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
LOL Furries

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I must admit i like the use Billy the Fish- that was my avatar for a year!

i felt a bit nostalgic

Salmon swim upstream

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What?? No Tiger Woods for "Playing Away'?
 
 


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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
who would have thought blanket man would make it onto the YF site
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I know its not a pun, but for the pot/kettle!
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ward = Fabio
 
Great call!
 
Is there a photo in existence of Ward where he doesn't look like a twat?
 

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What is the Ward a touch of class picture?

A homeless guy?
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Bevan wrote:
What is the Ward a touch of class picture?

A homeless guy?
yeah. no class (according to some on here). i liked the sign the guy has

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Butrerfingers for Paston
 
Are you whooooooooo in disguise? 


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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Brilliant! at elevate Wood
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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
love the paint job for advertisement of backbencher and four kings for drinks.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I put my heart into that

Founder

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Loving another beautiful piece of art work highlighting the game at four kings on friday.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
"Save me, oh save me
It's unreal, the suffering
There's gonna be a Showdown"

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Was there not a pic of a cloud with a silver lining?

A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hope.
 
Outstanding.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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over 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
(snigger!)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
almost as lame as my polls

I LOVE LAMP

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