News Item Punnery

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02 Jun 05:13 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

BTW I hope the new CEO has a name we can use for gags.

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02 Jun 23:18 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

LOL Rush

"A modern day warrior, mean mean stride
Today's Paul Ifill, Phoenix pride"

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads

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03 Jun 00:02 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Who's the pedo who did the "All Whites True Leaders" story?

I must admit I don't get it...

Is it a reference to a taboo topic??

terminator_x2010-06-03 12:03:17

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03 Jun 00:13 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

From the story "I also have a confession to make. Today I went for a dip in the spa, minus the trunks, like a true Austrian. Sorry mum."

I assume it was the case for Pasty and Banners.

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03 Jun 00:14 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

terminator_x wrote:

Is it a reference to a taboo topic??

shhh. bum's the word

(sorry mum)

Junior822010-06-03 12:14:42

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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04 Jun 00:04 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Pun-tastic today all of them. You're on to a Wynr!

Junior822010-06-04 12:04:25

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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05 Jun 00:15 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

lovin' the ones today, baywatch and all the dives!

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16 Jun 04:47 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Fail on the Steve Sumner pic. That should be Bert, not Ernie.

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This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads

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16 Jun 22:22 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

All Whites now look to climbing football's Everest??

a la the Oz-Winston Peters - please explain?

(nice pic but)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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20 Jul 23:29 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Hutt trash with the mullet!!! Well done.

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21 Jul 22:44 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Whoooooo has mental breakdown- that's the only thing funnier than the mullet!!!!!!!

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28 Jul 00:12 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Flinstones ref

I keep thinking of Bam Bam Bigelow.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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04 Aug 06:57 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

You used Less Than Jake.

You are awesome.

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04 Aug 06:59 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Thanks.

Saw them live about 10 years ago, they gave good show.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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04 Aug 08:47 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

They played the Warped Tour at Waihi Beach in 1998. I remember some dude backed his car over his girlfriend in the campground (she was sunbathing).

They also played here in Welly at what was then called Valve around the same time.

terminator_x2010-08-04 20:48:10

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05 Aug 05:34 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Slightly off topic, but I didn't know where to put it (doesn't deserve its own thread) but falls into the (unintentional) misleading headline category.

Who else has fallen for this gem on 442?

Nix's chance in a lifetime fails

I have. Twice now.

Nice name, though.

I know, I know, its serious!

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05 Aug 05:36 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Me. The earlier one had me thinking he had signed.

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09 Aug 13:06 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Who knew that there are actually photos of the elusive Moose-cat in existence.

Well done backroom staff.

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11 Aug 21:06 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Double the impact today ...two great minds thinking alike or upload fail? RedGed2010-08-12 09:06:53

Improving,,on the up, a work in progress from Italiano and the Nix. Bring on the bathroom bling in '24! COYN!

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11 Aug 21:26 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

RedGed wrote:

Double the impact today ...two great minds thinking alike or upload fail?

ha two great minds working at the same time. Funny how we both did Open All Hours, someone on fire, and an album cover (Queen v Judas Priest)

Founder

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11 Aug 22:15 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

RedGed wrote:

Double the impact today ...two great minds thinking alike or upload fail?

One was Feverish so definately not that. 2ndBest2010-08-12 10:15:56

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23 Aug 03:41 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

LOL Furries

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24 Aug 03:13 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

I must admit i like the use Billy the Fish- that was my avatar for a year!

i felt a bit nostalgic

Salmon swim upstream

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27 Aug 08:43 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

What?? No Tiger Woods for "Playing Away'?

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29 Aug 06:17 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

who would have thought blanket man would make it onto the YF site

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31 Aug 00:42 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

I know its not a pun, but

for the pot/kettle!

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01 Sep 23:20 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Ward = Fabio

Great call!

Is there a photo in existence of Ward where he doesn't look like a twat?

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09 Sep 22:41 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

What is the Ward a touch of class picture?

A homeless guy?

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09 Sep 22:42 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Bevan wrote:

What is the Ward a touch of class picture?

A homeless guy?

yeah. no class (according to some on here). i liked the sign the guy has

Founder

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17 Sep 01:22 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Butrerfingers for Paston

Are you whooooooooo in disguise?

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21 Sep 23:23 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Brilliant!

at elevate Wood

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22 Sep 05:07 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

love the paint job for advertisement of backbencher and four kings for drinks.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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22 Sep 05:08 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

I put my heart into that

Founder

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22 Sep 05:24 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Needs a 'with Uncle Monkey and shrine' added.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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29 Sep 01:14 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Loving another beautiful piece of art work highlighting the game at four kings on friday.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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23 Nov 10:21 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

"Save me, oh save me
It's unreal, the suffering
There's gonna be a Showdown"

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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02 Dec 23:34 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Was there not a pic of a cloud with a silver lining?

A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

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05 Dec 23:30 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

Hope.

Outstanding.

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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13 Jan 06:17 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

(snigger!)

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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29 Jan 10:33 · edited 09 Sep 05:55

almost as lame as my polls

I LOVE LAMP

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