News Item Punnery

Alpha Whiskey Romeo?

Alpha Whiskey = Away Win.

Can't believe my Drawer out gag got no love.  You're all dead to me.

So why the pic of Smithy for Totori then?

Guy Smiley.

I was being a bit sarcastic in my last post, but the Sigmund picture really has me stumped.

Is it along the lines of the dinosaur joke "Doyouthinkhesaurus"?

Some people think his running style is similar to a raptor.

podcast *snigger*

Yellow card for the announcement of the AW games was amusing. I wont lie though, up yours Wellington, it's been far too long since I haven't had to travel for the All Whites.

A bit rough on the latest face palm re: Bertos at right back !

Great pictures this weekend, well done

Big crowd *chuckle*

Someone's on form ...the punnery action's hot across all these articles today. Well done!!

Kiwi Hatter on the front page (LOL).

True - but you're even better than the real thing.

I've already got me coat...

Thanks for Cher - ing that

I'm usually tagged as the grumpy shit but I wanted to say thanks for the effort in making this forum workable again. I understand its a work in progress (as everyone does) but even as it stands currently, its 100% infinitely better than what we had this time last week. I think each person that does put a suggestion up, while they may not say it, appreciate your work in making this football forum (which is the best and most populated in NZ - a great feat) better for each user concerned. I doubt you'll get 100% satisfaction from everyone as its unlikely everything can be implemented but they way its going, you'll get bloody close.

If there is a fund i can donate to for your time, I am more than happy to do so.

Mike

Ok this is somehow in the wrong thread. Meant to be in theNew Forum thread

Shut up Jeff you grumpy shit!

;-)

 What gay porn site did you get the "full Nelsen" picture from?

One of my bookmarked ones.

The guy on the receiving end is smiling too much isn't he?

Phoenix Musa reject loves life at Fulham

Writing is hard.

Is writing hard ...?    ;-)

 Editing is harder at Fairfax apparently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3vnnc4XPAA

Sorry, I don't get the connection for the image for Invercargill game item. Someone enlighten me please!

 Wings

Haha, well done

 RIP Linda McCartney. Paul must have loved you so very, very much to let you anywhere near a live microphone.

Gaaahh.  I'd done my best to virtually forget all about that sad post-Beatles chapter.

*mutter, moan, "Jesus wept" etc.*

 Anyone reckon Drake could resemble a youthful Paul Ifill? Would make for good punnery.

Oi !

Thought I'd get in before J82!

Arf!  

Must say that your pins in the Siggie article are looking a bit spindly.

Oh Dear! Durante's in a bad way..Hopefully not that bad.

Superb work on the 'dogfight'.