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Athos ;)

Not sure thread to use but how good is this. Melbourne GP  most likely big contingent of poms on tour on Melbourne that would love to see a down under football game. A league app on phone shows 5.30 KO F1 finishes at. 6.45. Marketing genius 

GOLD-STIIIEEEEN!! Next up I want Brian Blessed.

This:

im guessing goat for Lochead = scapegoat?

No kidding

Unless it means G.O.A.T (Greatest of all Time) :P

Fantastic use of Dawson's Creek.

Bucket tree. Enough said. 

Se

Surely.Rovers Return.

Is that 2B's foot on the mend?  

Looks a bit effeminate to me.

+1

Shawshank Redemption.  Great movie that.

Full House!  Full of **** more like it!

Technically, that picture is not actually of a milestone because the distance is shown in kilometres.

Happy now?

Clever DomPost sports headline today "Phoenix is Morgan's fire"..completely non football related story.

Keep the Faith?

Grrrrr *angry emoticon*

Moose hoof reference for young ferns?

canada

Keep it up. It is being appreciated, even if only silently.

The Canadians play a long ball game?

seems like  a chance missed with this headline: 

Phoenix having to come to grips with new ball ahead of clash in Adelaide

could have had this pic:

Toothless the dragon!

Do you know how hard it is to find a photo of a guy signing a contract who isn't white?

The picture attached to today's Jonathon Gould article is quite possibly your best work ever, 2B.

Unfortunately I can't take credit. Was all Jamie Scott's idea.

The only picture I could find of Nathan with space between him and the grass.

#shortcorner

Genius

GIF puns are the best puns. 

Absolutely loving that cat bouncing gif. Well played gentleman.

Kevin Durant.

Well Played!!!