All Hail Steven Taylor

Good luck with that.

No wonder he always has a massive grin on his face. Cheeki boi

NZ Herald on par with The Sun now? New lows either way.

Without wishing to revisit the tawdry (and irrelevant) aspects of the story, with the pictures of Steven Taylor's 'luxury pad' in the article, Wellington must appeal as a pretty decent destination for a footballer stuck in the middle of a northern hemisphere winter.

Sheridan got his timing right.  It is minus ten C in eastern Poland right now according to the internet. 

It's really not so bad and all in reasonably good taste by those on this forum

In summary some good looking ladies called long pins a creep and one probably got some coin for it

No one got murdered, there was no wife involved, no kids

If true (I'm sure he would have came out and said if it wasn't) he got caught out and deserves some gip for it from fans

Have no doubt he is getting it from his work colleagues 

He is probably very pleased he is in NZ, as the language, jokes and chanting from fans on the terraces in the U.K would be brutal

The article was a big spread in the paper (pg5/7 can’t remember which) and had a big photo of the Nix.  All of my football mad friends at work asked me questions about the club and NZ football so worked in our favour raising our UK profile.

#metrics

What he does off the pitch is his business so long as it is legal and not embarrassing the club. I am interested on what he does on the pitch and how it works for the team. The guy is a legend in the making, perhaps he will stick around for a long time or until the Fox/FFA conspiracy happens.

Oh boy, stevie. Long pins part III, jesus christ lad

He's living the dream! ;) in more ways than one.

The Scum and the Herald are two cheeks of the same unwiped arse tbh

It will be in Phwoar Phwoar Two magazine next...

Women's day, New Idea & NZ Women's Weekly will probably have a 23 page colour exclusive with interviews with the three women - unless of course they want to run yet another Richie McCaw special.

WILD THEORY: this stuff is deliberately being leaked by Taylor/Taylor's agent/Rudan to give him/the Nix some publicity

Oh god Doloras, you've cracked it. How did Rudan get him here?

"Right lad, I see you're quite the one for models. We need to get in the big papers, so go out - enjoy yourself - try not to strain any of your football muscles"

2 Long Pins 2 Furious

So far he's got 6 pins, another 4 and he can play 10 pin. I'll get me coat

Any publicity is good publicity for the NIx

Hopefully there is a fourth shorty out there whom he called short pins 

As long as he doesn't make like John Terry

Imagine if he messed around with The Sheriff's lady-friend

It's all fun and games until he decided to try cuddling up to Matty 'Long Pins' Simon on Saturday evening.

That's when we got shanked.

Dont you mean "Leprechaun Legs"???

UK consensus is the most recent one (Pins mk3) is just desperate for some Scum limelight.

Considering it's an 'unnamed Aussie' I'd say so too.

Whats it about centre backs and women?

There was a great story here in Marseille before Xmas.

The Marseille and French international centre back Adil Rami is in a relationship with Pamela Anderson.  You remember Pamela Anderson dont you? Baywatch...those tiny swimsuits. I used to have a poster of Pamela Anderson on my bedroom wall when I was a youngster.

 Pamela lives and works in Paris. In an interview she reveled that every day Rami was taking the evening train from Marseille to Paris to spend the night with her. He then took the early morning train back to Marseille to be back in time for 10.30 training. Rami has been crap this season on the field for Marseille. Many people reckon that he has been leaving his best performances in Paris.......but you do have to admire the guys stamina.

Pre Xmas I saw Pamela leaving the VIP section at a Marseille home game...she is still hot for a women in her early 50's.....

Plastic surgery / botox does wonders to a persons face.  It's timeless

Jesus it's embarrassing in here. Reads like a stuff comments section on an Alison Mau article.

Taylor's quote here is absolutely solid and justifiable. Between The Sun and The Daily Mail, it's just media sharke.

Considering how many people I know of in Wellington who have woken up to find married/in a relationship All Blacks or Super Rugby players in their flat the morning after a game having "spent some time" with their flatmates the fact that Herald are trying to make a story out of a Single man having a sex life is fudgeing atrocious even eithout puppeting the Sharkrag Sun.

Best bit was Piney slipping "Long Pins" into the commentary late in the 2nd half.

Please outline why that is wrong. I'm genuinely interested.

I also don't understand why commenting that you are attracted to attractive women is disgusting.

I am tired of the creepy posts, but saying this is disgusting is going a bit far.