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Chris Wood (Nottingham Forest | England)

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12 May 07:45
The pressure is really getting to Marinakis. If he wants 100 million sterling so bad, I will give him a loan lol.

What an embarrassment
12 May 09:25
ballane
Is it that hard for him to get to 40 though. As you said he has 8 so far this season with a 1+1 5 each season and he is there. 😁

From 20? 10 in each of the next two games would be some achievement! 
12 May 10:01
Can you read Fitzy? He has 31, needs 10 to take the outright record
13 May 06:12
Fitzy
ballane
Is it that hard for him to get to 40 though. As you said he has 8 so far this season with a 1+1 5 each season and he is there. 😁

From 20? 10 in each of the next two games would be some achievement! 

Think they’re talking about the PL headed goals record. 

My theory on Forest is Gibbs-White to City is a done deal and it’s a downer for everyone. 


13 May 06:17
Savor the moment boys, strikers like Chris Woods are a super, super rare breed. South Africa with all the investment has never been able to find another Benni McCarthy. Yes there will be other good strikers to follow, but rarely in the breed of a Chris Woods. 22ct gold.
13 May 11:56
20 goals in an EPL season. Some class on this list. From Niche Cache


But count ‘em all up and The Woodsman is just the 52nd man to achieve this mark in a Premier League season, this being the 95th instance overall. If you want to try a thought experiment around what an incredible achievement this has been, take a look at the full list and ask yourself who is the worst player on there. Because they’re all ballers. You don’t fluke your way to 20 goals in a Prem season.

Alan Shearer (7), Harry Kane (6), Sergio Aguero (6), Thierry Henry (5), Mo Salah (5), Ruud van Nistelrooy (4), Jamie Vardy (3), Les Ferdinand (3), Erling Haaland (3), Andy Cole (2), Robbie Fowler (2), Ian Wright (2), Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink (2), Didier Drogba (2), Carlos Tevez (2), Wayne Rooney (2), Robin van Persie (2), Luis Suarez (2), Diego Costa (2), Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (2), Louis Saha, Mark Viduka, Stan Collymore, Chris Sutton, Andy Johnson, Romelu Lukaku, Ivan Toney, Darren Bent, Kevin Phillips, Danny Ings, James Beattie, Matt Le Tissier, Peter Beardsley, Cole Palmer, Frank Lampard, Teddy Sheringham, Gareth Bale, Heung-min Song, Jurgen Klinsmann, Dwight Yorke, Cristiano Ronaldo, Dimitar Berbatov, Fernando Torres, Daniel Sturridge, Sadio Mane, Raheem Sterling, Yaya Toure, Alexis Sanchez, Emmanuel Adebayor, Alexander Isak, and Chris Wood
14 May 00:45
Nuno must be sick. Had a chance to sub him and chose to leave him on. 


14 May 00:54
Would be nice if he could score a meaningful goal in a big game for us one day though. He's never had a Fallon/Reid/Smeltz moment. It is nice that he scores goals in a big league but that doesn't really matter that much to me personally 
Saffa
Savor the moment boys, strikers like Chris Woods are a super, super rare breed. South Africa with all the investment has never been able to find another Benni McCarthy. Yes there will be other good strikers to follow, but rarely in the breed of a Chris Woods. 22ct gold.
14 May 00:56
6 seasons or more in the PL with double figures, and if he works hard and Gibbs-White keeps at it he can certainly gun for 7. 

While not as quite an exclusive club as the 20 goals in a season one, it’s still a good un. 


14 May 01:05 · edited 14 May 01:07 · History
imanixsupporter
Would be nice if he could score a meaningful goal in a big game for us one day though. He's never had a Fallon/Reid/Smeltz moment. It is nice that he scores goals in a big league but that doesn't really matter that much to me personally 
Saffa
Savor the moment boys, strikers like Chris Woods are a super, super rare breed. South Africa with all the investment has never been able to find another Benni McCarthy. Yes there will be other good strikers to follow, but rarely in the breed of a Chris Woods. 22ct gold.

Yeah but that ain't the Woodsman's fault is it. He was oh sooo young in 2010.

A double in Tokyo verus Japan. Nicely taken goal against Mexico at the 2017 Confeds Cup, from a peach of a Lewis pass.

Ask most football fans around the world about Kiwi footballers, and he's likely the only one they can name.

Prayers that he will be fully fit come June next year.
14 May 01:55
He was plenty old enough in the Peru and Costa Rica games though
14 May 02:09
imanixsupporter
Would be nice if he could score a meaningful goal in a big game for us one day though. He's never had a Fallon/Reid/Smeltz moment. It is nice that he scores goals in a big league but that doesn't really matter that much to me personally 
Saffa
Savor the moment boys, strikers like Chris Woods are a super, super rare breed. South Africa with all the investment has never been able to find another Benni McCarthy. Yes there will be other good strikers to follow, but rarely in the breed of a Chris Woods. 22ct gold.
I've thought the same at times, to be honest. He has only scored 2 goals against teams below 50th in the rankings in his All Whites career, only 3 non-penalty goals against teams ranked below 90th since 2014; no goals in World Cup playoff matches either.

Is it harsh to judge on those matches rather than hattricks against Samoa?
14 May 02:27 · edited 14 May 04:05 · History
imanixsupporter
He was plenty old enough in the Peru and Costa Rica games though

Mate he sadly wasn't fit against Peru. Jogging on one leg, hammy injury on the other. A fatigued Thomas who gave his all ran himself ragged at the ROF, had a glorious chance to play the Woodsman in late on, but completely shanked the cross.

Against Costa Rica, Wood had the one big chance that Garbett created and he buried it, but righly VAR ruled it out. That footage is still to painful to rewatch. He did however have one very reasonable pen shout in that game that another ref may have given.

Edit - and re Carlind's post above he's scored against Japan x3 (double in 2014 & another in 2017), plus Mexico at 2017 Confeds Cup. I doubt either have ever dropped out of the world's top 50 ranked teams?

What has been annoying lately is his propensity to get injured on AWs duty. Australia 2022. China 2023. New Caledonia this year.

And yes when he has played against the bigger teams, he can cut a frustrated figure with a lack of any real quality service. It's several steps down from his team mates like Elanga at Forest. But Bell and McCowatt now look to be in upward trajectories. Stamenic, Old and Garbett definitely also have strong upside. De Vries with his great deliveries has forced his way back into the squad. Hopefully the team can create more chances for their EPL striker. Though I still think this squad will be stronger in 2030, than 2026.

Unfortunately can see him missing the Toronto games next month. Forest seem a tired lot, and Wood is having to play the 90 mins.

But yipe he's due a goal for the national team in a big game. Fingers crossed for next year.

14 May 04:02
Really disappointed in Jota and Sosa. 
Or perhaps Nuno needs to trust them more. But they should be getting more minutes, especially with Hudson-Odoi out and everyone else just hanging in there. 


14 May 06:58
martinb
Nuno must be sick. Had a chance to sub him and chose to leave him on. 

Have to say, a bit harsh on the coach. He would have gone off the advice from the medical staff. Also, the players themselves often try and stay on as you could come off and if your replacement does well, you could lose your spot in the team.

Still, it looked like an absolutely horrible hit, really hope he's OK. Abdominal surgery and being in an induced come could have rather lingering effects on his life, let alone his career. Hope he makes a full recovery!

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16 May 03:48
High class company

18 May 21:24
No goals for the Woodsman but Forest win 2-1

They stay 7th, but will finish at least 6th if they can beat Chelsea (4th) in their final game at home
18 May 21:27
alot is gonna depend on City not gaining points too.

Queenslander 3x a year.

18 May 23:32 · edited 18 May 23:35 · History
It's highly unlikely but Forest (65 pts) could still finish as high as 3rd. It's very tight with the five teams 3rd to 7th, seperated by only 1 point.

Aston Villa (66 pts) could easily slip up at Man U this weekend.

https://us.soccerway.com/national/england/premier-league/20242025/regular-season/r81780/

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360693175/arsenal-secure-return-champions-league-day-farewells-everton-and-jamie-vardy
18 May 23:37
So they’re guaranteed conference league, they’ll make the europa league at least with a win on the last day, and they’ll make the champions league if they win and one of villa and Newcastle also lose. City are also catchable if they drop points midweek. Pretty remarkable final day scenario for the club if you’d told them that back in August. 
18 May 23:44
They had a good lead, but they lost their zip. Should’ve been clear at this point. It’s a pity, despite being a great season.


18 May 23:50
Forest only need to win and hope one of Newcastle or Villa draw, they don't need them to lose. 
Fitzy
So they’re guaranteed conference league, they’ll make the europa league at least with a win on the last day, and they’ll make the champions league if they win and one of villa and Newcastle also lose. City are also catchable if they drop points midweek. Pretty remarkable final day scenario for the club if you’d told them that back in August. 
20 May 00:11
As per usual, the Woodsman pushing the boundaries.

20 May 23:27 · edited 21 May 00:29 · History
So City beat Bournemouth 3-1, to go 3rd.

The final round of games that matter for Forest.

Fulham vs Manchester City (3rd, 68 pts, +26 GD)
Manchester United vs Aston Villa (6th, 66 pts, +9 GD) 
Newcastle United (4th, 66 pts, +22 GD) vs Everton 
Nottingham Forest (7th, 65 pts, +13 GD) vs Chelsea (5th, 66 pts, +20 GD) 

Basically Forest need to win, and hope either Villa or Newcastle do no better than a draw. That's for Forest to get a Champions League spot.

Note 3 days after the Forest game, Chelsea are facing Real Betis in the UEFA Conference League final in Poland. 
23 May 02:07
As a kiwi member of the Toon Army I’m conflicted about this weekend - it would be awesome to see Wood playing in the CL next year, but I don’t really want Forest to get there at Newcastle’s expense. Then again, if they do it’ll mean Chelsea are even worse off, so that’s a silver lining.
23 May 04:03
Woodsy to destroy Chelsea

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

24 May 00:32
Oi Oi Edgecumbe
Woodsy to destroy Chelsea

As long as we can beat Everton I'm all for this!
25 May 04:12
Hoping for a Forest and Villa win.

Newcastle draw.

Auckland will rise once more

25 May 15:51
Halftime and Woodsy son, shoulda scored! Even contest so far, perhaps Forest shading it, but not showing that advantage on the scoreboard means starting again in the second half. 


25 May 16:00 · edited 25 May 16:05 · History
Yep, should have got that in. Still another half to go so still a chance.

Great to see that neither Newcastle or Villa have scored however. 

time to be one of the greatest hero’s of the season, Christopher.



Auckland will rise once more

25 May 17:06
So close- but if I’m reading it correctly a draw would only get them what they’re getting anyway? Newcastle go to the Champions League and Forest get their Europa League place? 

Forest missed Hudson-Odoi in the last 5-6 games. 

Big Picture: twenty goal season and Forest in European competition! 


25 May 17:35
martinb
So close- but if I’m reading it correctly a draw would only get them what they’re getting anyway? Newcastle go to the Champions League and Forest get their Europa League place? 

Forest missed Hudson-Odoi in the last 5-6 games. 

Big Picture: twenty goal season and Forest in European competition! 
A draw would have got them even with Villa and into Europa on goal difference... But the loss means it's the conference.
25 May 17:50
I wonder if this will increase Bindon and Stamenic chances of being called into squad? Not as much money given to them in the 3rd tier(?) to bolster the squad may make do with who’s already on the books?