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Its Summer! - the Fever Cricket Thread. (Part 1)

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simon_hampton wrote:
Dan the Man to score a century and save us again.
I find it laughable he is by far our most consistant and along with Taylor most talented batsmen. Just shows how pathetic our batsmen are when he has got the strangest batting technique.wellyphoenixfan2009-12-04 18:19:01
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Back to South Africa ya yarpie bastard.


Three for me, and two for them.

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Neil Broom anyone ? Wasn't a fan earlier, but 196 followed by 90 not out is pretty solid.
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Worth a shot.

Oh and WPF, Nail > Head for that above comment. It's beyond sad now.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Though we'll throw him in there, and then as usual he'll fail miserably and get dropped. Such is the case with everyone.
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simon_hampton wrote:
Neil Broom anyone ? Wasn't a fan earlier, but 196 followed by 90 not out is pretty solid.


No.


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Aww Danny, wtf was that mate?
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Dan gone = Any hope gone.

At least Martin will be batting before I head to the ROF.

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CHRIS MARTIN CENTURY I RECKON ROFL LOLZ!!!!!!111!!11

I've lost the plot sorry. These f**kers have tipped me over the edge.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Ohh no we won't even make 100 now.
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O'Brien's decided he wants a bowl tonight.

WHAT THE f**k ARE WE DOING!?
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Tuffeys in two minds as to whether he needs to protect Martin from the strike, defend, hit it around.  Really feel for him as he is in a no win situation.
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Under 100.  Out batsmen need to crawl under a rock.  SO ANGRY
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Martin Crowe should charge down into the dressing room and rip them a f**king new arsehole.

Bunch of no talent c**ts.

Three for me, and two for them.

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If you only go into a test with 3 seamers you have to bat more than 40 overs!  They need a break.

Don't be surprised if Pakistan run away with this innings - and it won't be the bowlers fault.
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Agreed, can see Pakistan knocking off 350 easily and then setting us over 500. Which, of course, we have no chance chasing.
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john key just dropped into the commentary box..Elliot picks up two wickets in two balls and PM says:

"Tiger's got more mistresses than Elliot has wickets"
 
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Can't argue with that tbf.

Can we eek a draw out of this???

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Pray for rain

Allegedly

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Not looking so bad now, though I'm not counting on us chasing 400. Will see how the test is going at stumps, then decide whether to go tomorrow.
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I wouldn't count on us chasing 200.

Three for me, and two for them.

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lets see if we can survive Aamers first over this time. We haven't been able to so far this series

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Our openers must, must survive at least the first 10 overs. One down, preferably none down at stumps.
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did it! first over survived.
isn't it sad that this partnership of 4 is our biggest opening partnership of the series?
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4/0 ! This is stunning.

Yeah, it is quite sad. Oh well, we can only improve I guess.
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And what do you know. One down. FFS.
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You could set your watch to it.

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Predictions for fall of next wicket ?
 
I'll go with 5.24pm. Followed by 5.27pm.
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Is there a third test? Or can we escape the series with a 1-1 draw?

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Third one in Napier. Usually a great batting pitch which is sh*t news for us. As we couldn't get triple figures on one of those Indian roads.
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3 News said a senior player is announcing their retirement tonight...
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Hopefully it's the whole f**king top order.

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 Chris Martin perhaps ... Though I'd say it could well be Bondy.
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simon_hampton wrote:
�Chris Martin perhaps ... Though I'd say it could well be Bondy.
Yeah Bond from Test Cricket only I think or maybe Styris?
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Styris ? Who gives a f**k ! I didn't even know he was still playing at all !
 
Could well see Bond giving up tests though.
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