AAAAGGHH WTF was that shot? who gets caught behind off a half volley outside leg stump?
Kane Williamson f**k it, im going to do something better with my time.
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Another one done by a good delivery. Without Vetorri Aussie are now in our tail. That has gone a long way. Started at middle and leg and moved enough to be missing off.
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I've figured it out: we wanted to bat first, but lost the toss. So now we are trying to get all out before lunch so we get maximum usage of the pitch. tactical genius from Rosco
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
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Better instruct Tim Trent and Doug to have a hit, not gonna make 100 if they don't.
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Wow. Must be pretty quiet in the players veiwing lounge.
Fuck this stupid game
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I think we declare and try and knock off their top order while the ball is still moving. 
Awful technique from Young - if your gonna leave it get your bat out the way of it!
Awful technique from Young - if your gonna leave it get your bat out the way of it!
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This shall be Young's last game for New Zealand
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Better instruct Tim Trent and Doug to have a hit, not gonna make 100 if they don't.
What about Martin?
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
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I've figured it out: we wanted to bat first, but lost the toss. So now we are trying to get all out before lunch so we get maximum usage of the pitch. tactical genius from Rosco
already said a page back that we're best off getting rolled while there is still juice in it so we can bowl on it.Fuck this stupid game
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The solution to our problems is finding players in aussie that are eligible to play for us with a kiwi grand parent or other technical eligibility.
Fuck this stupid game
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The amazing thing is that with all this chaos, and perfect conditions, Stark is still managing to look rubbish.
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Just got back and don't believe what I'm seeing. 
If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid
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Just got back and don't believe what I'm seeing.
Really? Are you new to cricket?
Three for me, and two for them.
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The solution to our problems is finding players in aussie that are eligible to play for us with a kiwi grand parent or other technical eligibility.
Like Aaron Redmond, Tama Canning and Matthew Sinclair?
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The solution to our problems is finding players in aussie that are eligible to play for us with a kiwi grand parent or other technical eligibility.
Like Aaron Redmond, Tama Canning and Matthew Sinclair?
Fuck this stupid game
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Give him time, soon he will be less like an Aussie and fall into the trap of being a NZ cricket player.
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My hate is now at 1994/95 "centenary celebration of NZ cricket" levels.
We need discipline. We need basic coaching. We need Steve Rixon.
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Just got back and don't believe what I'm seeing.
Really? Are you new to cricket?
Of course I'm new to cricket.
I'v seen more test cricket than you have have pints.If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid
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More inconsistent bounce before tea on day 1.
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Brownlie and Southee are starting to look decent, lets hope we can get to 200.Mycatiscold2011-12-09 16:06:35
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All CHannel 9 needs is the "scrotumometre".
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All�CHannel 9�needs is the "scrotumometre".
I don't think modern day players are hard enough for the alligator clips.
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Extras second top score with 20!!!!!
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150/9 All Out.
HAHAHA, Couldn't have been more right.
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Well he was good for one ball anyway!
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Martin's level of batting is completely unacceptable for a professional cricketer.
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NZs level of batting is completely unacceptable for a professional cricketer.
Fixed
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Australian's young up and coming fast bowlers look like cave kids from mad max.
Fuck this stupid game
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A little light shower certainly doesn't hurt us. As long as it is not to heavy and softens the ball when we get out there.
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Its still a bowlers paradise.
Fuck this stupid game
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I have found an inspirational film on cricket, maybe the Black Caps can emulate their triumph at the Ashes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUyK_J_W4BI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUyK_J_W4BI
We will never fully decide who has won the football.
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At the very least, we've probably ruined Phil Hughes' test career. That's some solace.
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At the very least, we've probably ruined Phil Hughes' test career. That's some solace.
Bo ho. Who gives a f**k.
If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid
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At the very least, we've probably ruined Phil Hughes' test career. That's some solace.
Bo ho. Who gives a f**k.
It is pretty funny
Three for me, and two for them.
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