
Haha that Kitty gone Crazy!! It's the I'm stalking something but have just got completely over-excited about everything and gone into Kittycrazymeltdown!
I bet the Cats of Stewart Island are quaking in their little furry socks after hearing Gareth's new plan to rid the island of cats and rats. He needs to find $50 million to do this and after his amazing success at turning the Phoenix around and building a new stadium it's only a matter of time before the kitties have to go.

I bet the Cats of Stewart Island are quaking in their little furry socks after hearing Gareth's new plan to rid the island of cats and rats. He needs to find $50 million to do this and after his amazing success at turning the Phoenix around and building a new stadium it's only a matter of time before the kitties have to go.
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
"Who is this Garth Moggan anyway? Has he been around long? I've been here since Ancient Egypt, darling, when they queued up to kiss my arse."

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
This is awesome, kitties rock!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/10046784/Cat-saves-boy-from-dog

That takes me back to a comic annual story (possibly Valiant) about two cat rivals (one posh the other a street cat) putting aside their hostilities to battle an invasion of rats headed by a king rat. They beat them and kill the king but are both very badly injured. The street cat which was the newcomer limps off into the sunset...
Lord Digby I think was the posh cat and was white. The street cat was black
I think Paul McCartney must have read the same story as years later he wrote a song about cats living together in a piano.
"Phoenix till they lose"
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Another good source of cat/rat warfare is Robert E Howard's accounts from his childhood and includes his observations of the brutal life farm cats lead. I grew up near a farm and hung around a few others, (nothing like pretending farm machinery as a space ship*), and saw a few horrific cat deaths.
*Kids don't try this at home. You've all become so risk aversive that just looking at a combine harvester will result in you exploding.

Thanks to google I have found the annual:
http://feareriugena.blogspot.co.nz/2011/06/victor-book-for-boys-1973.html
The story is Mr Digby comes to town (so it wasn't Lord Digby - Digby is the outsider)
"Phoenix till they lose"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ffwDYo00Q
https://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat/videos?sort=da&view=0&flow=grid
This is awesome, kitties rock!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/10046784/Cat-saves-boy-from-dog
when the kid that the cat saved goes on to become the world's most notorious serial killer, that cat is going to feel pretty damn stupid.
Dog was trying to do us all a favour.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
The old fella who came over with us from home has kidney disease, fairly advanced.
Very upsetting as the evil old sod is the only thing in the world I really like. Smartest cat I ever met.
Here he is from a few years back - no doubt plotting one of his typically fiendish plans...


Where is Bevan these days? He'd love this thread.
Have you seen Maru, the Japanese cat who likes cardboard boxes?
Here's a small taster
Now they ARE cool cats!,,
After fostering 3 x 4 week old kittens (when we got them) for a month +, every other cat I see looks like a giant. It's freaking me out.
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.
After fostering 3 x 4 week old kittens (when we got them) for a month +, every other cat I see looks like a giant. It's freaking me out.

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
That is so funny.
The Old Fella with kidney problems.
So we have to lock him in a room so he eats his food with his medicine in it. He's not stupid he's pretty much worked out that if he eats his olive oil based food he then gets let out. He figured that out quickly.
Anyhow he's taking to sleeping in the bathroom. NP I think, I bung his food in and shut the sliding door so the other cats don't eat it.
So I do this and then after 5 mins start washing up.
I look round only to see the Old Fella sitting there, (waiting for me to notice I might add), and the he just wanders off.
He's escaped the bathroom in a couple of minutes. He must have used his paw then his head to push aside the door. I also think I honestly do, that he got his mate Stormy to help break him out of the bathroom.
Stormy was hanging around trying not to look sheepish at the time I though "What are you two up to?" (one trapped and the other not).
It's like living with Great Escape crew at the mo...
No idea how he got out, apart from he's British and my cat looks like Sean Connery.
