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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

New season, new betting thread.

I had a couple of quid yesterday on Rangers drawing and have gone big (by my pathetic standards) today by putting ï¿½10 on Celtic to beat the Hibbees @ ï¿½1.44. It will nearly pay off the ï¿½5 that I put on India winning the test against England on Friday morning when I was drunk.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

easy win for Celtic, and even India are looking like they could win the cricket. This could all work out.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yeah na, that India bet will be a long shot.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

There is some scotch football today, but Rangers have been mince so far this season, and ï¿½1.44 for them to win at St Johnstone is not good value. That only leaves pre-season which I hate betting on, but needs must.....

Arsenal are playing Boca Juniors this afternoon in the only competition they can realistically win this season, and are paying ï¿½1.44. From memory, the Phoenix beat Boca Juniors this time last year, so Arsenal should do the same. Better value is Arsenal -1 to win @ ï¿½2.05, so I am putting ï¿½5 on that.

In the other game, Henry is back at the Arsenal and bound to scoring, so am putting a couple of quid on that to happen @ ï¿½2.87

Final bet is in the Chelsea vs Villa game somewhere in Asia, and Torres cost be a load of money last season, but I am going to continue to throw dirty money after dirty money and put ï¿½3 on him to score @ ï¿½2.20

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

today I am changing tack and going for Vettel to win the Hungarian Grand Prix - ï¿½4 @ ï¿½2.37

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

So Vettel seems to be turning to custard, so back to football and the hit and miss-ness of preseason. In the early games, I have PSG to beat Boca Jnrs (ï¿½2 @ ï¿½2.50) and Gary Hooper to score first for Celtic against the Airtricity XI (ï¿½2 e/w @ ï¿½4.50)

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

first (proper) game of the season, so the betting in earnest starts here.

Hull vs Blackpool first up and I fancy Hull to win this. Pearson is a good manager and will be better for for having a full year with them. Blackpool have lost three of their best players from last season - Adams, the DJ and the little welsh fella whose name has just escaped me - and I can see struggling. I had a sneaky feeling I should go under 2.5 goals as everyone thinks Blackpool will be the same swashbuckling, all out entertainment machines they were last season, but I don't think that will be the case due to the above mentioned losses.

Hull to win - ï¿½4 @ ï¿½2.37

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Man City to beat Man Utd? $3.20 is a pretty good price.

Also, Aberdeen @ $9.00 to beat Celtic is decent, particularly when the game is in Aberdeen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Got a fiver on a quad of West Ham, Birmingham, a Middlesbrough/Pompey draw and St Helens in the Challenge Cup.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Here is my multi for the day - need 4 of the 6 to come in:

06 Aug 2011 - Torquay v Burton - Match Betting

Torquay @ 1.83

06 Aug 2011 - Sheff Wed v Rochdale - Match Betting

Sheff Wed @ 1.91

06 Aug 2011 - Charlton v Bournemouth - Match Betting

Charlton @ 2.00

06 Aug 2011 - Nottingham Forest v Barnsley - Match Betting

Nottingham Forest @ 1.73

06 Aug 2011 - Burnley v Watford - Match Betting

Burnley @ 1.95

06 Aug 2011 - Brighton v Doncaster - Match Betting

Brighton @ 1.91

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

It is good to see AFC Wimbledon in the league again, but I fancy Bristol Rovers to be too good for them - ï¿½4 @ ï¿½3.20

Was going to chuck a couple of quid on Wood to score for the Brummies, but William Hill not showing odds - maybe not signed in time to play.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Just back home and checking the results - not a bad afternoon. Bristol Rovers win was decent, and the multi wasn't too far off (although that doesn't give you any money) with 3 wins and 3 draws from the 6 wins I tried to pick, although I needed 4 correct results.

Southampton vs Leeds on this evening and I am really looking forward to it - should be a cracker. Always want Leeds to win, so will put ï¿½3 on that happening @ ï¿½3.60. Can also see there being a few goals in this, so going to cover myself a bit by putting ï¿½2 w/e on Rickie Lambert to score first @ ï¿½6.00. If anyone is going to score for the Saints, it will be him.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

putting ï¿½2 w/e on Rickie Lambert to score first @ ï¿½6.00. If anyone is going to score for the Saints, it will be him.

It wasn't him.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie, is William Hill the bookmaker that you use?

If so, how do I make it so that I only need "x amount of x" to come in when I'm doing an accumalator?

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

yes - when you make all your selections, the bottom of the bet slip has all the different type of bets you can make - yankee, double, four-fold, etc. That is where you enter your stake.

Today I have ï¿½4 on City to beat Utd in the charity shield @ ï¿½3.10. I will put a bet on the West Ham vs Cardiff game at the ground

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Actually just realised that Cardiff have lost both of their strikers from last season (Boothroyd and Chopra) so put ï¿½3 on West Ham to win to nil @ ï¿½3.00. Also chucked a cheeky ï¿½2 on our Winnoe to score at any stage @ ï¿½17

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie, Tips for tomorrow morning...

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Have any of your bets in this thread come through Frankie?

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

not many, hence the thread title. I am more in it for the fun than the profit.

Bets for tomorrow morning????? Some kids in Streathem will have smashed up a Currys, a photographer will have been beaten up for his camera in Hackney, a large fire will have happened in Croydon and there will be some footage of some little scroat in a hoodie screaming about "da polis avin it in fa him" when they try to arrest him when he was innocently smashing up a Tesco's . Going for a multiplier with ï¿½10 @ ï¿½1.01

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

3 bets just put on at ï¿½2 each:

Wales to beat Aussie @ ï¿½2.80

Scotland to lose to Denmark @2.40

Rep of Ireland and Croatia to draw @ ï¿½3

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

3 bets just put on at ï¿½2 each:

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Wales to beat Aussie @ ï¿½2.80

Scotland to lose to Denmark @2.40

Rep of Ireland and Croatia to draw @ ï¿½3

The Wales one doesn't look too likely at this stage...

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Lucky those boring Oirish and Croats kept my account alive to live another day. The bestest league in the world ever kicks off in part tomorrow (me, jealous my time isn't in there? Never!), so this is where I am throwing my wad:

Backdoor Sluts 9

In terms of bets, here are my key bets for the weekend- odds to be put up later when I have access to a betting website:

Newcastle vs Arsenal - Arsenal have had a torrid pre-season, and do not seem to have many players actually fit for this game, with Fabregas, Nasri, Wilshire and Walcott all out. Having said that, I think that they will win this, and all the negetive publicity that they have received will push the odds up. Newcastle are in a terrible state, having lost all their players and although I think that they will survive, will be lucky to finish above 15th this season. Arsenal to win - ï¿½3 @ ï¿½2.15

Wigan vs Norwich - teams promoted to the premiership always do well in their first game - West Ham beat Blackburn 3-1 when they came up a few seasons back, while Blackpool thumped Wigan last season. Fact proven! Wigan have lost N'Zogbia and current greatest player in the world Tom Cleverly from last season, and have another season of struggle ahead of them (interesting fact - for all the circle-jerking about Cleverly at the moment, he is a player who only started 2/3's of the games he was available for Wigan last season). Lambert is a top manager in the making, and I fancy Norwich to do similar to Hull and Blackpool over the last couple of seasons - start well, fade later. I am hoping if this is correct, we will have another episode of a drunken Delia Smith of the pitch around March. Norwich to win ï¿½3 @ ï¿½3.40

Doncaster vs West Ham - A real northern battle here, with Doncaster vs Bolton 2006. Winston Reid to score at anytime (usually ï¿½17) - ï¿½2 @ ï¿½17

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

And I have just noticed that Cheltenham vs Swindon is back on. With everyone's favourite fascist in charge, Swindon should be everyone's second team this season. Swindon to win ï¿½3 @ ï¿½2.05Frankie Mac2011-08-13 05:40:20

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Wigan were also thrashed by Blackpool on the first day last season

Normo's coming home

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I like Wolves to beat Blackburn first up. Both Samba and Nelsen out injured

Normo's coming home

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Worst day gambling ever. But that is the great thing at being sh*t at something and not realising it, you are always ready to go again.

I am not convinced by Chelsea for this season - I think it will all turn to custurd with AVB in charge. Stoke are a consolidated premier league team now, and should be sharp after a couple of tough, competitive games in the UEFA Cup under their belts. Always a difficult place to go, I don't think Chelsea will be able to win at the Brittania, so the Stoke (Draw no bet) odds of ï¿½3.40 are decent, and I will be putting ï¿½5 on that.

Utd vs West Brom - meh. United will win, but the odds are sh*t (ï¿½1.57) so I will just hope for goals - over 3.5 goals ï¿½3 @ ï¿½3.00

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

so I suck at betting (like we didn't already know that).

Last ï¿½6 in the account, so Dzecko to score first (ï¿½2 e/w @ ï¿½4) and City (-2) to win ï¿½3 @ ï¿½4

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Finally - a couple of wins. Phew.

Gervinho to score for the Arse tonight, while Forest will win at Doncaster and Palace and Coventry will draw.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Gervinho at more than evens is quality.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

james dean wrote:

I like Wolves to beat Blackburn first up. Both Samba and Nelsen out injured

ANyone follow my tip? I had it in a multi but the other leg, Norwich to win away at Wigan, didn't come in...

Normo's coming home

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

james dean wrote:

I like Wolves to beat Blackburn first up. Both Samba and Nelsen out injured

ANyone follow my tip? I had it in a multi but the other leg, Norwich to win away at Wigan, didn't come in...

and this is another reason why you shouldn't listen to me.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

Finally - a couple of wins. Phew.

Gervinho to score for the Arse tonight, while Forest will win at Doncaster and Palace and Coventry will draw.

Gervinho to score at anytime - ï¿½3 @ ï¿½2.50

Forest to win - ï¿½3 @ ï¿½2.00

Palace/Coventry draw - ï¿½3 @ ï¿½3.40

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

United vs the Yids tonight.

I have the following:

Nani to score at anytime - ï¿½3 @ ï¿½3.75 (which seems very long)

United (-1) - ï¿½3 @ ï¿½2.45

Total booking points, over 55 - ï¿½2 @ ï¿½4.20

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Get your money on Spurs giving Hearts another pasting. I have bets covering 3 - 7-0 Spurs!

It should be noted I had $5 on 5-0 Spurs last week paying $51.00...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Steve-O wrote:

Get your money on Spurs giving Hearts another pasting. I have bets covering 3 - 7-0 Spurs!

It should be noted I had $5 on 5-0 Spurs last week paying $51.00...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Somewhat different starting XI Steve-O

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I have put a fiver on a multi of Sunderland & draws in the Newcastle/Fulham and WBA/Stoke games.

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Put my last fiver on Everton, Man City and United all winning, paying $42.20

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over 14 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Yesterday I got an email from the TAB about their current promo for the world cup, put a $10 bet on a AB pool game online, and you will get a $20 free bet. Looking at the T&C it looks a good deal, doesn't mention anything about minimum odds for the bets or needing to cycle the money a certain amount of times before you can take it out.

As I see it, put $10 on All Blacks HT/FT against Tonga @ $1.01, gain 10c and a $20 free bet (as long as the AB's don't screw up), then put the $20 free bet on another game with a $1.01 option, and walk away with $20 free.

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