The easy way to get rid of money

After starting drinking this morning at 9am (thanks to Feverish) I have gone for the following:

* Cardiff to beat Wigan

* Bristol City to beat Tranmere

* Wolves to beat Notts County

Paying £6.06

Not had a lot of luck lately (Hull not being able to beat Brighton last night hit especially hard) but champions league is back tonight, and that is enough of a reason to get anyone a bit giggly.  Tonight I am going for 2 single bets:

* Man City to beat Barcelona with both teams scoring - £5

* PSG to beat Leverkusen - £2.20

went larger on the PSG bet last night which meant that I ended up about square on the pair of them.  Tonight I am going for:

* Arsenal vs Bayern Munich - BTTS

* Milan vs Athletico Madrid - AM to win

* Notts Forest vs Leicester - draw

Paying £11.01 (although I am doing a Trixie where I have 3 double bets, and 1 triple bet, so only need a minimum of 2 of them to come in)

might as well make this double post useful - fuck you Ozil.

2 out of the three on Wednesday night, so lucky I went the trixie route.

My bets for Saturday are all individuals:

* Jovetic to score 2 or more for Man City (vs Stoke) @ £5.50

* Chelsea and Everton to draw 1-1@ £8

* Cardiff vs Hull under 1.5 goals @ £2.75

* Arsenal vs Sunderland combination - over 2.5 goals, 10-12 corners, 4-6 cards @ £15.00

Giddy up!

oh, what the hell.  I have also added a scorecast of Kostas Mitroglou to score first, and Fulham to win 1-0 @ £56

Let us know how you got on. Following your gambling career with interest.

I won a 115/1 acca on FA Cup weekend, pity I only had $3 on it but a nice profit all the same.

There's a Facebook page called longshot accumulators (or similar) that had a 583/1 ten teamer come in yesterday. Definitely worth a 'like'.

yawn.

Not a great day yesterday, with the highlight being Jovetic playing for about 3 minutes (and not scoring 2 goals) before going off injured.  Was close with the Arsenal vs Sunderland bet, where there was 5 goals (good), 10 corners (good) but only 1 card (bad), but a million miles away in the Cardiff vs Hull game which finished 4-0 (a lot more goals than the maximum of 1 I had bet on).

Back in the saddle, and all that though, and today I will be betting on the following:

* Liverpool (-2) to beat Swansea @ 2.80

* Aston Villa to beat Newcastle @ 3.60

* Adebayor to score and Spurs to beat Norwich @ 3.50

Well you got the Liverpool result but u believably the other two results defied belief.

nope, I got none of them right as I had Liverpool with a 2 goal handicap (which meant that they needed to win by 3 clear goals or more).

What a terrible weekend for betting.  From now on I think I will give up gambling and try to get my thrills from having danger-wanks.

Your betting is like my choice of Lotto tickets. I wish we had the  football pools out bre as such, I miss them. I know you can bet on the EPL but its not the same as filling out a pools coupon.

champions league tonight, so I am going for the following:

• over 55 booking points in Barcelona vs City (10 points a booking, 15 points a sending off) @2.70
• less than 6.5 goals combined in both games @1.80
• Lescott to score at anytime for City @13.00

half time in the games and we have 30 booking points in the Barca v City game (good), 2 goals in total (good) and Lescott has not been sent off and won one header in the Barcelona box (pretty good). Fingers crossed.

whew.  6 goals and 65 bookings points was decent, but the wrong fucking City center back scored.

Well done. 2 out of 3 aint bad.

I have been reading today about how bad it has been for Timmy Sherwood to criticise his players in public (as he has done a couple of times since the weekend).  Personally, I don't have a problem with it (I used to abuse Greenie a lot when playing with him and it made him a bett.....bad example) but apparently this is the biggest cardinal sin in football, and will result in all of his players refusing to try for him.  For that reason, I am putting my money tonight on Benfica to beat them @£3.00

hmmmmm, maybe I should have not shouted at Greenie so much.

Continuing my "players not playing for the manager + games of football = losses" theme, this weekend I will be betting on Arsenal to beat Spurs (@£2.40), Swansea to beat WBA (@£1.95) and Liverpool to beat Man Utd (@£3.00).

This is the very definition of "easy money".

Not paying much though Frankie unless you stuck a monkey on each.

last thing i need is the RSPCA on my back.  My accie for today is as follows:

15 Mar 2014 - Everton v Cardiff - Match Betting

15 Mar 2014 - Southampton v Norwich - Match Betting

15 Mar 2014 - Nottingham Forest v Doncaster - Match Betting

15 Mar 2014 - Leicester v Blackpool - Match Betting

15 Mar 2014 - Burnley v Leeds - Match Betting

15 Mar 2014 - Bolton v Brighton - Match Betting

Forest and Bolton let you down. Perhaps the hint was Brighton's jammy win against the Hoops last week. Still nearly isn't a collect but good choices. Saints are on fire at the mo.

Surprised by the WBA result, but the other 2 wins made it a decent weekend for me.

Tonight I have gone for a double of Real Madrid (-2) and Chelsea (-1) which is paying £5

treble tonight is money for jam:

Arsenal, Man City and Everton - paying £7.74

selfie taking cunts

Again 2 out of 3. Very unlucky.

I have no idea who will win this game, and I have a sneaky suspicion that it is going to be very boring, but I have gone for over 3.5 goals in the Man Utd vs Villa game.  Also gone for Bentecke and Fellani to score at anytime.

29 Mar 2014 - Crystal Palace v Chelsea - Total Match Goals Under/Over

29 Mar 2014 - Stoke v Hull - Match Betting

29 Mar 2014 - Swansea v Norwich - Match Betting

29 Mar 2014 - West Brom v Cardiff - Match Betting

yankee bet so 6 x doubles, 4 x trebles and 1 x four-fold

Arse and city draw? Palce to beat Chelsea.

PSG to beat Chelsea tonight, paying £2.05.  Also chucking a couple of quid on Zlatan to score 2 or more (paying £5).  I know he has a terrible record against English clubs, but I love him and am dying to see him smash Terry to pieces (my head is telling me that Cavani to score at anytime at £2.50 is a far more sensible bet, but what does it know?)

DARE TO ZLATAN

Other bet is Real Madrid and Dortmand - both teams to score and RM to win paying only £2.62.  It is a bit shorter than I thought it would be, but think it will happen.

PSG looked bloody good.

Curse you QPR.

Blame Redknapp. Still insisting on playing his buddies from Spurs and not his better players. Also likes to play 32 year old crocks.

this afternoon I have lumped (a couple of quid) each way on Thorbjorn Olesen to win the Masters.  He is paying £81 and has a very cool name.  Like a superhero who is in Abba.

So after a series of unfortunate events, I ended up with £0.03 in my betting account.  From small acorns grow large investments, so I decided I will let it ride until I get to £1m. I put it on Burnley to win the other day, which came in giving me £0.08. I have now put it all on Athletico Madrid tonight which will give me £0.14. 

This could be the greatest thread ever

it all turned to cock anyway

 Have been watching your betting with much interest. Some you got right anx some hou didnt, still interesting Frankie.