I tried to get a job as a beer taster once, but in the end, I bottled it.
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Did you hear that they've brought out a portable stereo which looks like a big chocolate cake.
It's called a gateaux blaster.
It's called a gateaux blaster.
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My friend Max hates going up steep hills.
He's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max.
He's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max.
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The policeman pulls over a car onto the side of the road and walks over to the driver.
"Do you realise you've got two snakes attached to the front of your car?" he asks.
"It's all right," replies the driver, "they're just my windscreen vipers."
"Do you realise you've got two snakes attached to the front of your car?" he asks.
"It's all right," replies the driver, "they're just my windscreen vipers."
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A man was charged with stealing ducks from a local pond in a small English village.
When in court, the judge asked how he pleaded. He replied 'Not guilty Mallard'.
When in court, the judge asked how he pleaded. He replied 'Not guilty Mallard'.
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Not bad jokes but this is the Pundamonian thread
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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I believe it is possible to have both, LG...but would question the originality of these ones 
But fizz his first time on this thread in a while, we should cut some slack....HarryHotspur2008-02-05 08:58:07
But fizz his first time on this thread in a while, we should cut some slack....HarryHotspur2008-02-05 08:58:07
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Fizz? Well lets blow some bubbles then. Any West ham fans contributing? What About Michael Jackson fans? After all, he was forever blowing bubbles!! (Forsees some very good smart remarks forthcoming!!
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Not bad jokes but this is the Pundamonian thread
They are punny jokes
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Punny jokes or puney jokes?? They are small but funny.
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LG are you trying to size up Steffan's large-ss? Sharing pun-like jokes is no small order.
(trying to make some size-related puns here, but it's really hard work...
)Leeds_Chris2008-02-05 21:08:01
(trying to make some size-related puns here, but it's really hard work...
)Leeds_Chris2008-02-05 21:08:01
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As a general rule of thumb, I think that the measure of a man is his ability to pun under pressure. I suspect this subject has got a bit more mileage in it yet, some people will go to any lengths to post a good pun.
Mind you, give some people an inch..
Mind you, give some people an inch..
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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I'm under pun pressure now: the missus says if i don't metre in a minute she'll lamp me one 
HarryHotspur2008-02-05 20:45:51
HarryHotspur2008-02-05 20:45:51
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lamp you one? I wouldn't take that threat lightly.
After a threat like that, I would stay my distance, give a wide berth, and try and avoid being brought down to size. Or belittled for that matter.
Leeds_Chris2008-02-05 21:12:25
After a threat like that, I would stay my distance, give a wide berth, and try and avoid being brought down to size. Or belittled for that matter.
Leeds_Chris2008-02-05 21:12:25
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Harry, if she lights you, you could have her charged with battery!!
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He was trying to short the thread!
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Currently not on the right wavelength, which might come as a bit of a shock.
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I just hope he doesn't have a short fuse!
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Well this should bring you back down to earth. I don't know watt's going on here. Haven't you lot got ohms to go to?
Jag2008-02-05 22:49:31
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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I thought the thread was getting a bit static. Either that or I'm more insulated against the new puns.
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Resistance is futile, LG.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Any day is a "faraday" to me Jag.
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This is the thread that re-fuses to die. See we're current-ly heading towards 400 posts. That'll shock a few people.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Yes, there's certainly something Magnetic about it! A lot of people have been drawn to it for sure. Lonegunmen2008-02-06 13:53:27
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Yup, it's attracting a lot of of attention, both positive and negative.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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This thread really is a Joule in the rough that is Yellow Fever. Doesn't seem to be running out of energy. Nice to hear we're heading towardsa New Tonne of puns- the fourth one. (sorry, that one was a bit stretched)
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It doesn't matter how you measure it, this thread is like the energizer bunny and it keeps on going and going and going and going........
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It certainly polarises opinion
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Certainly there will be some people that are curie-ous about this thread. Hopefully when they track back a page it will offer a new, clear understanding of the art of punning.HarryHotspur2008-02-06 18:54:56
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Punning, punned, pun, to pun, to be punned, to be punning. Hmmmmmm Pundacious I say!
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You must have put a lot of energy into that post, LG.
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Well now that I have recharged the batteries I am back to Pun the House down!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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With the eclipse happening at the moment, there's gonna be pundemonium alright. Try using a welders mask, You can see it quite well.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Those lunar-tics who are still posting on this thread are going strong!! No-one shall eclipse our efforts, solar-ge are our puns
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I'm a bit busy so if I want to see an eclipse, I'll have to planet well in advance.
p.s. Welcome back C-D. The old place hasn't been the same without you, when you disappeared you left a big black hole. We can't afford to lose pun stars like yourself.
Jag2008-02-07 23:05:15
p.s. Welcome back C-D. The old place hasn't been the same without you, when you disappeared you left a big black hole. We can't afford to lose pun stars like yourself.
Jag2008-02-07 23:05:15
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Did C-Didy hear about LG last sun day? Eclipsed the post and then pulled a hamstring. I think we should crater pun award for the YF bash, whenever it is. Are we going to meteor are we going to organise it online?
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