Is commando magazine a quartzerly release?
Stone the crows!!!!!
Same as 30 years ago. 8 per month.
And still worth their weight in gold...
I've heard commando described as a load of old schist.
Like these puns really!HarryHotspur2008-01-28 17:09:02
Like these puns really!HarryHotspur2008-01-28 17:09:02
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I'm surprised that tigers hasn't popped in to mention opal
fruits in this thread.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Stevo have you bought those Commando books on sale in Books &
More? they'll be as rare as a blood diamond one day. Thank God they
are not written in gold leaf! But they are as thick as a decent
slab of marble.
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Some of your puns seem to have metamorphised into similies, LG!
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I was going to say something similar HH
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Same here!
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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That's what I like about you guys.
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Hey Harry, know me before you judge me!!!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
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Yeah, no one likes C-Diddy.
Great news though... one more week and he's gooooooooooooooooooooooone....
Great news though... one more week and he's gooooooooooooooooooooooone....
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Gone? Gone with the wind or gone with wind?
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C-Diddy cannot possbly disappear from this thread. It would leave
us without a leader in the pun stakes.If his puns vanish we will be
bereft. Stay......HarryHotspur2008-01-29 19:14:24
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I actually like c-Diddy's input on here, he blows hot and cold,
perhaps thats the reason for the wind??
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Well his favourite radio station is The Breeze!
Never fear gents, I don't think this thread will run out of puff for a while yet.
Never fear gents, I don't think this thread will run out of puff for a while yet.
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Puff? Sorry, I don't smoke.
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The butt of most jokes I guess.
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I was hoping you might follow my mythical creatures line LG! It's a
hydra level of pun (ahem).HarryHotspur2008-01-29 20:27:03
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blow my stack with hot coals. place me in a dungeon!
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Mythical creatures, eh? No, wait, I'll come up with something in a
minotaur two. 
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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I sphynx that was a great pun, Jag!
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Surely Harry Potter you couldn't make something elves out
of that that one?
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Hi fellows... I'm the centaur of much criticism from my friends for
my hobbit of making awful puns. Mind if I enter into your thread,
or would one more person be dragon it down?
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It wizard to carry on with so many aweful puns - so welcome to the
thread witch is the best of all.
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Hard to type this 'cos I'm goblin down my breakfast at the moment,
but as long as you can spell you're more than welcome in this
thread.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Yeah, I've just bunged a load of apple and carrots in Medusa, so
I'm ready for some more quality puns today.
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Ever noticed there are quite a few cereal posters on this thread???
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Maybe Robbie Cornflake from Adelaide Utd will join in!!!
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He's a good cobber as the Aussies say, so it is a possibility.
He'll have already made the rice to the beach for his holidays
though, but he might be quinoa (keen-wa)t do you think?
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We're certainly separating the wheat from the chaff in here.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
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I'm not one for gluten, but it does seem to be a 2 horse rice.
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Barley a murmur of complaint from me..
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Cos I've grassped the concept of this thread, the mower the merrier
as far as bad puns are concerned
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
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Make hay while ths sun shines I always say, you'll be amaized how
long this can go on.
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The cornier the better
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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After they soya terrible puns, more people will hops onto this
thread for sure!
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You guys have really turned this into a bowl of muesly, all
sorts of different ingredience and watching it grow. Mostly
load of Fertilizer but hay, it's all good for you!
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