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The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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Good for me? There are all types of germs coming through these puns.
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Plough on regardless, Harry.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've had to furrow my brow at a few of the entries on this thread, but I dig that last one.HarryHotspur2008-01-30 12:39:10
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This thread should be put out of arms way!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
...and stop more barn storming puns? There's plenty more we can milk yet.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We're almost up to our neck in puns here. Past your knees, past your elbows, pasteurise almost

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Your culture of puns never fails to amaize me. Please do not leave for new pastures. They are A1...or is that A2?HarryHotspur2008-01-30 13:34:33
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Fear not Harry, I haven't no intention of venturing further afield

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Stevo, this is a word game: fielding pictures is cheating. Farming out your endless collection will reap no benefits. Sow there.
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Yeah, level playing field and all that. If we're just gonna post piccies we maize well pack it in!

Do you have to crop those images before you post them?
 

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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C'mon fellas.  I'm just horsing around. 
 
I dont won't to be the black sheep of the family.
 
Stop this  sh*t.
Stevo2008-01-30 15:17:37
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Just don't make a pig of yourself, Stevo. No wallowing in self pity.

 
 
p.s. Why thank you, HN. I won't milk the applause too much.
Jag2008-01-30 15:20:33

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Hard News wrote:
May I just say that Jag's Pasteurize may just be our best yet...


It was certainly up there for grown value.
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Jag wrote:

Just don't make a pig of yourself, Stevo. No wallowing in self pity.

 
p.s. Why thank you, HN. I won't milk the applause too much.
 
PIG?!?
 
 
FFS.  Back to work.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fowl, ref!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And some are just plain Corny, You guys just fritter around without cooking up a decent batch of puns.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I've barley thought of any puns since my first post last night... corn't wheat until I'm able to milk my brain for my next load...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Scratched my nut, but yoghurt your best inspiration when you're not trying I suppose. I'll try agrain later. Lentil then...
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
A grain of truth in that. Jag is pretty spontaneous. Dairy make a suggestion about this topic? His puns are often poultry in motion.
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Could say I have my finger on the pulse. Sorry, bean a bit busy for the last couple of hours but I don't need anybody to egg me on to post on here.


Yesss! 300 posts. Here's to the next 300.
Jag2008-01-30 19:44:05

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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I hope that the end of year awards acknowledge the best pun of the year. 300 posts is an eggceptional achievement.
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300 post are enough to fence a field. A field of dreams or really bad puns or a crop of wheat or corn!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Corn't think of anything toos hay.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fence a field, you say? Another fine example of your rapier-like wit, LG. Which probably deserves a wittier riposte than this.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Is that a tanilsed riposte or not? Pine Tree may be watching!!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wooden want to overstep the boundary line and be offence- ive. Still wood he see me from his farm in central Auckland? Knot !




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Welcome, Bullfrog, contributor No. 8. Wire you so diffident towards Meads?
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Yeah, Froggy. What's he done to get you so hopping mad? Cheer up, its not all black. A lot of people could take a leaf out of Pinetree's book I reckon. 

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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A leaf? Doubt it (thought I'd give you some needle).
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Going out on a limb a bit there. Branching out are you, Harry?

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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It might be my crown-ing achievement.
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I'm sure all your hard work will bear fruit, HH. I'd be bamboo-zled if it didn't.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh, stop panda-ring up to me!
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Fair enough. I won't tell you to grin and bear it then

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If you really wanted to decide the best pun on the thread we could have a pol-ar(e) other in agreement with that? Though those who didn't win might become a bit grizzly. But winning would be a s-ursine that that individual is the best at puns...
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How much further can we go on like this???

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C-Diddy wrote:

How much further can we go on like this???

 
Let's not beat around the bush.
 
This thread has been in everybody's cross-hairs for a long time.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It may still be within a Whisker of death but we'll have a lash at keeping it flying though.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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