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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The Dell is only over the hill which is quite Compaq.  I'm not Atec.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Harry do you get Sinclair sky's there first thing in the morning?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Indeed we do, intel the early evening at this time of the year. If you commodore I'll show you around.

My, this is the mother of all boards...HarryHotspur2008-05-10 21:25:25
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Time to reboot this thread again & RAM home the message that this thread ain't gonna crash.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Good plan, Wongo. As long as we don't get too PC about what's posted. mind you, I'm sure the Mods can monitor that..

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm sure the Mods bark is worse than their byte.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

I hope the Mods wear protection, would hate for any of them to catch a Virus!

Dead thread Harry? Not on your motherboard it isn't! Yee of short memory!
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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USB ing too kind to ressurect what I thought was a gonna for sure.HarryHotspur2008-05-20 23:24:50
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
The Word is that this thread will Excel, ie, the Outlook is pretty good.
(By the way, how do you get a picture to go where the signature goes on the reply?)Wongo2008-05-21 07:57:23
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good to see you all have decided to backup and continue to input more data on here. Welcome to Windows Xp. Login.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
My Wang looks like a baby's arm holding an Apple. kiwi pie2008-05-21 12:03:27
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Ah the 12th Man again, right off the meat of the bat! Lonegunmen2008-05-21 13:51:48
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Have we been on this topic beef ore?
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Nope, the 12th Man hasn't beefed covered before so you can stew on a few mentions...... "blow it out of your arse Bill!" "And for India we have Madonna Can't Singh, Cutee's arm-in-arf".
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
Nope, the 12th Man hasn't beefed covered before so you can stew on a few mentions......�"blow it out of your arse Bill!" "And for India we have Madonna Can't Singh, Cutee's arm-in-arf".


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Harry, you need to listen to the 12th man mate, his Cd's are sooooooooooooooo funny! You'd have a hulliva good laugh!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hulliva? Does that mean my Humber is up? Show me some Mersey, LG!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I shall not hurt your pride (park) Perhaps you would oakwell with a different pun? This line could prove to be a hawthorne in one's backside!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Harry you are really in -Seine,Wye would you start a riverting pun thread like this?or is it just a Tees ? i suppose Tyne will tell. Punning its an Amazon thing !anyway i better Dart now Mekong to be late otherwise! Kiwi Jambo2008-05-27 09:34:51

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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Yellow't those puns KJ! You are clearly a Maas -ter of puns, as they are Rheine - ing down on us. So much so I might have to put on my Rimac.
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Clearly all those who said this thread was dead were in de-Nile. They didn't think we'd make it to Severn-hundred posts but I'm Dee-lighted to see that we're still going strong. I say go Forth you punsters, Don your punning caps. We're not even at the Medway point yet, just Esk anyone.Jag2008-05-27 11:26:06

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Yukon bet  the 3 Nile  Dee feat of Waterside at the weekend  was La grande  and the Main reason for my triumphant return to the forum
(as the song says "cry me a river ,cry me a river ") or are the councils trillion dollar drains still blocked at Karori park!

Kiwi Jambo2008-05-27 11:28:05

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You'll give me a Hutt attack.  It's not Avon funny lads, people with Clutha getting very hard to find around here.  Look at the Patea playing in this thread.
Hard News2008-05-27 11:36:57

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Kiwi Jambo wrote:

Yukon bet� the 3 Nile� Dee feat of Waterside at the weekend� was La grande� and the Main reason for my triumphant return to the forum (as the song says "cry me a river ,cry me a river ") or are the councils trillion dollar drains still blocked at Karori park!



Yes, I thought this might bring out your Tennesee to gloat (float?!). I hope there is a Plate competition available. I'm sure this thread Congo on and on...maybe 1000 by season's beginning?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yep, there's a few more Niles left in this one. It's like one long river! (Does that count as a double pun?)
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:

You'll give me a Hutt attack.�



Wai,whet,u?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Lonegunmen wrote:
Yep, there's a few more Niles left in this one. It's like one long river! (Does that count as a double pun?)


Bass-ically, I feel that doesn't count Lonegunmen.  (and yes, the Bass river is a real river).

This thread looked like it had all dried up, fortunately,the dams burst and more ripping good puns have flown forth and this thread has risen to high levels again, sweeping past the other threads.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hmmm...river names or river characteristics? I suppose that's what happens when many threads Clyde.
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yep, glad to see you haven't been Mississipping the point. Thames the breaks I guess!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ouse next on this thread, then?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
All danube's don't know what to say.

(Danube = the noob's.....poor I know)
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Tyne to get me coat?? Lonegunmen2008-06-02 22:58:33
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Only weir it if it is cold, LG!
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That's volga. I'm in de nile.
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Punning about rivers: it's nice Zambezi really. HarryHotspur2008-06-03 15:39:39
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Seine old nix fans, always thinking??
 
Not up a creek with out a paddle but this thread is really quite Amazon.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Loire ya?
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
River Phoenix
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Glad to see you do not Tigris from this river thread, fellas.HarryHotspur2008-06-04 21:27:58
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almost 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
How could they?  Avon I'm getting into it!
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