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The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I hope this thread doesn't drop so low that it falls off the bottom of the coupon!!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Relagation eh? Be interestiong to see where this Leeds.
 
(we were synonymous until this season...)
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yahoo. My baby's reached 1000 posts. Well done to all concerned.

...and with very little promotion, you'll notice.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Congratulations, 1000 posts is not bad going, considering we've almost hit rock Bottom Three times atleast.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Well, it has been fun so far.  Most of my 100+ posts have been to this thread.  Lets work on the next 1000 posts.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You know what they say
 
the PUN never stops!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Leeds_Chris wrote:
Congratulations, 1000 posts is not bad going, considering we've almost hit rock Bottom Three times atleast.


This thread is Going Down in history, folks!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm sorry but i have found this thread to be complete pundamonium!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think you must have the Wrong End of the stick, LG (he says, desperately trying to keep the relegation theme afloat, despite that sinking feeling).
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No need for a playoff Harry, we will survive and look at promotion!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
From one end of the table t'other, eh? As long as the pun count keeps GOING UP, I've got no problem with that.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

A bit of disagreement there I sense, though now this topic has come Up a Division in the thread seems unlikely

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yep we have to keep on pushing for a better squad of puns. Perhaps transfer a few old ones out and have a fresh start.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Can't argue with your written request.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
For Chrysler out loud, I saw the thread had dropped off the page so I've brought it back Ford !!  We Must(ang) Hold(en) it here so we don't lose it forever.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wanted to dodge the car puns did you HN?  Sadly for you you failed and now they are running through our veins like the venom of a viper.  Lincoln vehicle puns with the whole promotion-relegation theme was a good move, as those puns were getting dry.  A smart move in my opinion as I dongfeng (don't think....poor, I know) the other puns were any good.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Clearly this new topic has Sentra pun count ticking over Nissan quickly again. I'm sure they'll be Mini more to come too.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Vauxhall the fuss about??
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm fussing about the change to car puns. Datsun-ravelled the plan to realease all my promotion related puns I am quite simply a-Mazda(t) the speed this thread moves sometimes. If I Citroen a pun overnight, the whole thing moves on!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Today I was sitting on my back Porch and Humbering a tune, wondering just how the mechanics of this thread work? Leeds Chris, like you sometimes I find it hard to see the Road worthyness  but then something better comes from around the bend.
 
V.v.v.v.vauxhall folks!! ( yeah, I know I've already used it but in this stance it can be read in a Porky Pig type voice!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ferrari-nough LG, but wasn't it the Wabbit that said that?

I don't know why this thread Bugs me so much sometimes. Maybe we need some sort of Tweety declaration to lay out how topics change.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Being a bit of a Wylie Coyote I'm sure I can come up with something Marvin the martian.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh, I hope you're not pulling our Foghorn LEGhorn again LG.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He's taking the Mickey (Mouse) I guess. He can be quite Dastardly that LG, at times
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You might be Clutch(ing) Cargo at straws there HH.  You might be in Danger (Mouse) of embarassing youself.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
What the Donald Duck are you guys suggesting? You wont find me Goofying off .....That reminds me of a joke.........
 
Mickey mouse and Minnie mouse were in the divorce court. The judge read the court notes and said...
 
"Mr mouse, it says here that you want a divorce because you feel Minnie has gone psychological overboard. Is that true?"
 
"No your Honour, I said, ........ she's f**ken Goofy!"
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Forgive me for being Dopey, though I am a little Sleepy at the moment. However this turn to cartoon character puns certainly seems to be what the Doc ordered. Though it may make some Grumpy, I would be Happy to admit I like this current topic, though some of my cringeworthy postings are rather embarrasing, leading to me becoming a tad Bashful.
 
Pardon me, I'm about to Sneez(y).
 
I think that's the lot of them right? 'cauSnow White minded Disney fan would be able to sleep at night knowing he left one of the Dwarfs out.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You know what Snow White did after she had sex with 6 of the dwarfs?? She got up grumpy!!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Slipping down the page again... Looks like our punsters need a rapunze(l) knuckles to get them punning again?
 
(not a cartoon I know. Back on fairy talesit seems) 
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I have Snow White answer to your earlier punnery, Chris - my cartoon knowledge is piss poor.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Thats an Assops fable if ever I heard. I'm sure harry you remember Magilla Gorilla!!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
HarryHotspur wrote:
I have Snow White answer to your earlier punnery, Chris - my cartoon knowledge is piss poor.
 
Urine luck then... (sal)iva strong feeling bodily fluids could be a new topic?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So you should be News!
 
This thread needed some new blood but it's still a refreshing change from some of the bile that's flying about elsewhere.
 

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
This is Semen to deteriorate (sorry).
 
Cum again?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This is deteriorating so badly I want to run away vomit.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Don't worry harry, well get a cute blonde or brunette to revive you and this thread too!!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Has anyone got a catarrh to sing along to in the Fever Zone on the 20th?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
We should be hearing new chants this season me thinks? keep your eyes open.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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