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The free-for-all Pundemonium Thread

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
C'mon LG...boodily fluids...sure you could spew a few puns out before yet enough change in tack.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Actually Harry, come to think of it, I do have a few mamories to think back about!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Erm, that snot bodily fluid, LG, and you know it.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
'fraid I haveto agree... some of the bodily fluid puns have been a bit diarrhoea-ly.Still, I think we can milk a few more out of the topic, without going out on a lym(ph) too much
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No sweat i will plasma self !

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You really do take the puss, K-J!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Taking the Puss? You're having a Bark arn't you?
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He is a bit(e) wruff round the edges me(ow) thinks.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ACT now so we don't lose this National treasure of a thread.  We Laboured to get it on the front page of the "Off Topic".  Unite(d) and make others Green(s) with envy.  (Not sure how I could fit NZ First & the Maori Party into this, they deserve to be left out anyway)
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You should always put New Zealand first despite any politics. Maybe the Green Party is like a box of Chocolates, except we all that it's full of flakes in advance!!
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Think i will elect to Hyde from this one before it Peters out !ive Dunn my best for now,not being English is the Key to it all though!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Good to see this thread is still Rowling along.
 
(Thats probably showing my age)
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I have a  plan as cullen as a weazel. It's called putting new Zealand First, no, not NZ First, the party, but NZ - The Country, first for once. 120 politicians have screwed it over for the last 12 years. time is ripe for a revolution but our Military are too far up the political arses to do it!
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
As I Seddon previous threads, sport has always been mixed with politics.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That's a bit Savage.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This thread is not Lange nuff.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Stop Clark 'in around

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You guys have got me rowling around the floor laughing my arse off! Been there Dunne that??
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Plenty Moore where these came from. What do you all think of bringing Mul(ly)Doon to the Phoenix?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He can Marshall the defense & Nash their teeth at the opposition, although that's Andrew's job.Wongo2008-07-23 12:37:35
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
It shouldn't be a Talboys order there Harry. Horomere here, Horomere there, they're Horomere every f**ken where!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
BEEHIVE YOURSELVES!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
This could Set us on a new path, hitherto unexplored,although we might have to Burrow a wildlife book to get any further. Who's Nest up?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Come on people its not a birden to post on this thread!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I have a Mina problem with this Star(t)ling diversion from homes to Birds but I won't make a song about it as the Eagle eyed among you will know, I'm never in a Thrush. Let's stop Larking around and get this pun thread humming once more!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You lot could "swallow" anything, but I should "chirp" in with my song!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No need to crow about it cock !
I don't have enough time to Lark about and make a complete tit of myself !!
Do you have to swan about puffin your chest out with that pidgin english  feathering your own nest?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Did I ruffle your feathers? What a hoot!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ah, Kiwi Jambo has never been one to hang about at the Rhea    There will be plenty Moa where that came from (he's no dead duck!). He's up in the punning saddleback where he belongs. I tip my hat to you Mallard   
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kiwi Jambo wrote:
No need to crow about it cock !
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Woodpecker be a better term than cock?
 
Whose tern next?
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Ostritch the boundaries of punning sometimes, s2art, but that was quality!
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are we talking about birds with ruse names? Wouldn't want to make a tit of myself, falling into a booby trap like that.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'll Swallow any bird pun - I'm a Gannet like that.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No yoke on your face Harry!
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Great to see Modo score a Gull yesterday. Apparantly he was Puffin a bit at the end. From Heron in, I expect a few more.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
If he doesn't he'll look a right tit. (Yes it's a type of bird - didn't chuck it in just to be a warbler).
 
NOt that I think anyone's gonna be chicken up on me...
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I think I will wing this topic.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
No fowel play allowed, no birds to fly the coop!
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The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Would any of you Egret Ricki's decision to give everyone a run in th PS cup? A stronger side might have beaten the Roar. I'd hate the Nix to be Bittern the bum. Only got to Wader week to find out I spose.
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over 17 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
 Have you seen the price of Petrel  lately they are Robin me blind, Geese a break! i hate  to Snipe, suppose  Eider better get a smaller car rather than keep Grousing
Ah well je ne Egrets !

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