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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Got a contact course up in Palmy tommorow. The latest I can leave and get there in time is...today. Only wednesday buses up the Massey arrive after my course starts.  Stupids buses...
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The phrase "Work - Life Balance"
 
FFS people your boss will not fire you if you only do the 38Hrs a week like it says in you Contract!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Also, why does my coffee have to be Certified Ethical Organic Fair Trade or some bullsh*t?
 
I do not really give a flying one how the beans get into my large flat white or which tribe of f**king pygmies picked them from whatever f**king mountain. JUST GET ME MY COFFEE DAMN IT!!!!
 
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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While im at it...
 
 
It's not f**king "Ironic" Alanis Morrisette! It's just plain f**king bad luck so get over it you stupid Moose Shagging, Maple Syrup loving bitch!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Woosh.

$198 early disconnection fee because I want to leave their crappy service and get to a nice cable.
The muppet on the phone couldn't understand me spelling out "yomcat".
The billing cycle and data cycles aren't related in any way at all.
I have to deliver their crap to their office, or pay extra for a courier.
Piss-poor speeds.

It's going to be good to get rid of them once and for all.
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sports journalists using war analogies.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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BringBackGeorge.
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O.J. Simpson.
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Losing 6 -1 to Adeleide
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Hailng a taxi, they pull over, slow down, clock that you're carrying a souvlaki and a bottle of wine (both un-opened btw), and then drive off. Bastards, I hope you crash!

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That Kiwi Pie didn't man up and get his arse on here immediately after we'd beaten the Tards, so he could receive the verbal kicking he deserved.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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C-Diddy wrote:
While im at it...
 
 
It's not f**king "Ironic" Alanis Morrisette! It's just plain f**king bad luck so get over it you stupid Moose Shagging, Maple Syrup loving bitch!
 
Them's wise words, C-D. Love your work

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Too busy wailing, hair pulling and teeth gnashing tbh.

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kiwi pie wrote:

Too busy wailing, hair pulling and teeth gnashing tbh.

 
 
 Like 99% of us after last night's effort!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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David Pleat
 
I f**king hate David Pleat's match commentary, he is a senile old goat
 
brilliant thread
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jdogg wrote:
David Pleat
 
I f**king hate David Pleat's match commentary, he is a senile old goat
 
brilliant thread
 
 
 
Can he ever go 90 minutes in the commentary box without a "Oh yes, Joe Bloggs. I remember I signed him as a youngster. Smashing lad, great attitude...." speech!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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Can he ever go 90 minutes in the commentary box without a "Oh yes, Joe Bloggs. I remember I signed him as a youngster. Smashing lad, great attitude...." speech!
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Especially when its Tottenham or West Ham playing...
 
Another pleat classic "Zola has two feet"
Really David?
 
The worst I ever heard from him as the players came out on to the pitch at the start of a United v Liverpool game
Its all red and white around the ground now! theres banners waving people are cheering....
what did you expect David?
are you providing commentary for the blind today?
 
In Istanbul in 2005 at the CL final the Liverpool fans had a huge banner all it said was
 
"DAVID PLEAT PAYS FOR SEX"
 
brilliant banner what a shout, hahaha
 
(David Pleat was arrested for curb crawling back in the late 80s or 90s.)  
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kiwi pie wrote:

Hailng a taxi, they pull over, slow down, clock that you're carrying a souvlaki and a bottle of wine (both un-opened btw), and then drive off. Bastards, I hope you crash!



KP are you black?
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Torne wrote:
Losing 6 -1 to Adeleide


Fixed

(Completely agree with you though...)
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orange roughies
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littering. just came back from a walk on Island Bay with the whanau
 and its strewn with wine bottles and cheap beer bottles. i did my bit and picked it up.

where i live, near Newtown Park, there is a constant stream of Mcdonalds leftovers. there seems to be a correlation between people who treat their bodies like sh*t and their atttitude towards the enivironment.

its not that hard-put it in the friggin bin or take it home

Salmon swim upstream

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Trying to put a duvet cover on a duvet.
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2ndBest wrote:
Trying to put a duvet cover on a duvet.


you did a good job when you tucked smeltzy in

Salmon swim upstream

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Yer but he is always kicking the sheets off so I gotta make the bed every night
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WHEN,
 
 

People who are your 'mate' are all friendly but suddenly their perception changes when influenced by another.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
WHEN,
 
 

People who are your 'mate' are all friendly but suddenly their perception changes when influenced by another.



This.
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2ndBest wrote:
Trying to put a duvet cover on a duvet.
 
haha now you haven't got your mum to sort it for you eh
 
 
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Salmon07 wrote:
there seems to be a correlation between people who treat their bodies like sh*t and their atttitude towards the enivironment.


YES. And your was spot on.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Having a computer ship from Shenzhen
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..the mindless racism that killed that Christchurch cab driver...   dairyflat2008-12-09 09:04:09
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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dairyflat wrote:
Salmon07 wrote:
there seems to be a correlation between people who treat their bodies like sh*t and their atttitude towards the enivironment.


YES. And your was spot on.
 
Thirded! Collected petition signatures for the WWF a while ago and getting a signature out of larger people was impossible, as were the odds of them declining politely.
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football_mum wrote:
2ndBest wrote:
Trying to put a duvet cover on a duvet.
 
haha now you haven't got your mum to sort it for you eh
 
 
She doesn't love me enough to do that for me.
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Being old enough to be independent but legally too young to do anything!
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Our PM's name. It is John KEY and not John KEYS.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Torne wrote:
Being old enough to be independent but legally too young to do anything!


what's sooo weird is that the legal age to have sex is 16, but the legal age to watch people having sex is 18 - I mean, WTF!!!????

does that mean you should shut your eyes while you root until you are 18 also??
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Haircuts like that.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Hard News wrote:
Smeltzy ?
 
 
His is alright, but wtf is gituae got!?

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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