toilet brushes
ok let me break it down
1. you leave skidmarks
2. u brush skidmarks of with aply named toilet brush
3. u realise that the toilet brush now has crap on it
4. u decide the only reasonable way to clean is to flush the toilet and hold it under
5. ur plan fails miserably
6. u lift the brush out spilling water on the seat
7.u clean the seat and put the crap covered brush away
maybe its just me?
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Being old enough to be independent but legally too young to do anything!
what's sooo weird is that the legal age to have sex is 16, but the legal age to watch people having sex is 18 - I mean, WTF!!!????
does that mean you should shut your eyes while you root until you are 18 also??
And can video yourself making the baby but cant watch the video for 2 years?
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toilet brushes
ok let me break it down
1. you leave skidmarks
2. u brush skidmarks of with aply named toilet brush
3. u realise that the toilet brush now has crap on it
4. u decide the only reasonable way to clean is to flush the toilet and hold it under
5. ur plan fails miserably
6. u lift the brush out spilling water on the seat
7.u clean the seat and put the crap covered brush away
maybe its just me?
totally agree - i pour water from a kettle on the sides, that way, nothing touches the faeces
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Being old enough to be independent but legally too young to do anything!
what's sooo weird is that the legal age to have sex is 16, but the legal age to watch people having sex is 18 - I mean, WTF!!!????
does that mean you should shut your eyes while you root until you are 18 also??
Wasn't QUITE what i was getting at. I was thinkinh more like.. driving... or getting a job at New World!
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When awarding a free kick the defending teams players, when coming back to defend the free nonchalantly 'walk' in front of the ball and the FK taker to take up their defensive position.
Send em off!
Send em off!
When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
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Why do people go the match if they are not the least bit interested in being there?
Why spend $50 to go to a match to talk incessantly about the $5K payrise you turned down?
Why does it take seven people to go and buy chips for a group of seven people?
Is the stadium registered as a kids daycare centre?
Why do people go the match if they are not the least bit interested in being there?
Why spend $50 to go to a match to talk incessantly about the $5K payrise you turned down?
Why does it take seven people to go and buy chips for a group of seven people?
Is the stadium registered as a kids daycare centre?
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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Just plain old "How are you?" is damned annoying, especially when the asker doesn't give a f**k about your answer.
There is a guy at work who, everytime he passes you hurrying to yet another important meeting, says "Howareya". You could quite easily respond with "Well, my wife just topped herself, my sister's got ovarian cancer and my testicles have shrunk to the size of raisins" and he wouldn't be around to hear the answer anyway. If you ask a question, at least have the grace to stick around .
And as for Jim Hickey saying "Hi everyone, howareya?" whenever he appears on our screens, well the guy gets Twittier every time he asks it.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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Drivers who run through STOP signs right into my path!!!! TWICE in an HOUR!! FFS 
No damage done.
No damage done.
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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Supermarkets at xmas.
Actually I'm just gonna make that Xmas in general
"Oh, the shops are shut for a couple of days. I'd better get down to the supermarket and buy up 4 months worth of food and drink." Twits.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Political parties who forget who voted for them. This is the FASTEST let down I can recall....
https://www.stuff.co.nz/dominionpost/4800778a27348.html
https://www.stuff.co.nz/dominionpost/4800778a27348.html
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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Customers who are unable to differentiate between the trolleys we have at work. They stand there for ages trying to shove two trolleys together when they are clearly different makes that don't go together at all.
I should also add the fact that work bought two different makes of trollyes (why would you do that?)
loyalgunner2008-12-24 20:32:49
I should also add the fact that work bought two different makes of trollyes (why would you do that?)
loyalgunner2008-12-24 20:32:49
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I hate how my partner leaves out the vacuum cleaner once she has finished doing it. It's like, look, I did it, now trip over it. Oh, and it's always in a hallway or doorway too, so it's really in the way...
I let my guitar speak for me
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A new pet hate - Wealthy or well offish people whom are starting to frequent the Christmas dinners meant for the homesless or lonely destitute people. I dont mind if they are there to work and help, but to turn up foir a feed, well, thats another story.
It was intended to give the less fortunate a taste of the christmas spirit and a decent feed. Now it is starting to get hijacked by some higher income earners too lazy to cook for themselves or too lazy to do dishes afterwards.
So much for the spirit of community. Greedy need free feedy??
Lonegunmen2008-12-25 20:48:11
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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Jag, do you miss Scottish xmas?
Dunno if I miss it exactly but, after 11 years, I still can't get used to Xmas here.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Jag, do you miss Scottish xmas?
Dunno if I miss it exactly but, after 11 years, I still can't get used to Xmas here.
Yeah, i can't get use to it either. I mean nz doesn't really get into it do they..? I mean I remember going into M&S and seeing the big displays of food and decorations and here its like no one really cares. Annoys me tbh
Scottishbhoy2008-12-26 12:36:34ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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Linesman
hey hey easy up on us big man
And Palacios even had the cheek to wink at the bench afterwards, he knew it was in to.
He deserves to go on this list of things that piss you off, Wilson "Roll roll roll" Palacios
cam-bwfc2008-12-30 01:50:09
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A new pet hate - Wealthy or well offish people whom are starting to frequent the Christmas dinners meant for the homesless or lonely destitute people. I dont mind if they are there to work and help, but to turn up foir a feed, well, thats another story.
It was intended to give the less fortunate a taste of the christmas spirit and a decent feed. Now it is starting to get hijacked by some higher income earners too lazy to cook for themselves or too lazy to do dishes afterwards.
So much for the spirit of community. Greedy need free feedy??
You serious Lone? When did you hear about this?
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I saw it on a news clip, you know how they go around the various centers, judging by the standard of dress and clothes types, they were not homeless, destitutes or "lower class" If i can find that clip I'll link it.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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cats that run off with your smoked fish!!!!
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe.
20/5/20
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