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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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hangovers on a Monday morning.
 
Everything always goes wrong when I drink Sake in the middle of the afternoon.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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I'm_a_complete_tosspot_geezer@St James' Park

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Explain?

Allegedly

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It's the new name for St James' Park

Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Hot on the heals of Rodney "Perk Buster", comes Honi "I have no conscience" Harawera. Meant to be at a meeting in Brussels on Government business and bunks it to visit Paris at our expense. Lonegunmen2009-11-06 00:15:54
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Who wouldnt!

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Biking in the wind and snow.
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sanday wrote:
Biking in the wind and snow.



+1 Not had snow but the wind is killing my knees at the mo.

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Cyclists

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Real Madrid. And having never beaten them in the last 16 times...
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People talking in the library

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Not being in NZ this weekend.
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Race-based politics in New Zealand.
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Having vegemite toast for breaky and forgetting to brush teeth before going back to work. You always get an odd look.
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People sitting next to me on a bus or train when it's empty. Colvinator2009-11-10 19:23:31
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Why do they do this, esp when they also smell horrible!
 
Tell them there are spare seats and point them out, that usually works
Oceanic62009-11-10 19:26:59
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People who get angry at Telemarketers.
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The stupid thing is there are 3 people called "D Cross" in the phone book and it didn't even occur to me when I was going down my list.
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People who get angry at Telemarketers.
 
I do it for fun. There are many little games i play with telemarketers. (and yes my mum was one for a while,so dont go all whiney like "im just doing my job" ). If your going to inconvenience me,im going to do the same to you in a way thats amusing to me

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What a thankless job! Must be hard to earn a crust that way. I hardly ever buy anything over the phone cold (last one was something from the epilepsy foundation).

Have been tempted to indulge in banter but usually just hear long enough to find out what is being sold and then politely hang up.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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To be honest, if f**kes me off when some c**t rings me at 8pm selling me something when my wee girl has just fallen asleep.
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If it's any consolation I'm not selling you something, I merely want to help you by sending you free, no obligation information
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This attitude which is steadily creeping into our great nation that if you've got the next day off you have the right to do a half arsed effort, then someone has to do twice as much the next day. When I started working at about 16 there was none of that.
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When the fire alarm in my apartment block is set off well I'm in the shower meaning I have to grab a towel and get down 3 floors.

Then I find out its a drill.
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These, I'm sick of seeing these pretty much everywhere.  Yes I know it's probably necessary work but still
 
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It not being Saturday.

Yet.
E + R + O

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Articles that try and play off football against eggball.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Wellington weather going from brilliant to downright sh*t in a day.
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When you can get stuff quicker from Aussie than some useless seller here in NZ on Trademe. Lift your game people.
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people that wont get out of the f**king way when your trying to get somewhere fast!!!
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People who try to go places way too fast. Take it easy. Chill man. It's only life.
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Fair point but when its important like a bus....... or when white noise tees are selling out fast and you need to get there fast to get one
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Radio presenters who laugh way too hard at their own lame jokes. Hurry up and play some f**king music

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Tegal wrote:
Radio presenters who laugh way too hard at their own lame jokes. Hurry up and play some f**king music
 
Is right! I'm not a big fan of the radio.
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Exam supervisors asking about 4 times whether anyone has a cellphone in their pocket.
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Exam supervisors asking about 4 times whether anyone has a cellphone in their pocket.


Squeaky chairs in quiet exams.
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Desks with one leg slightly shorter than the others so they wobble and are very difficult a write on.
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