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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Footpaul wrote:
When you write a facebook status about how The Lion, the Witch and Wardrobe is rubbish and some Christian girl starts a crusade because she thinks you are knocking Christianity. Argh!


Pics or it didn't happen
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Robb wrote:
Footpaul wrote:
When you write a facebook status about how The Lion, the Witch and Wardrobe is rubbish and some Christian girl starts a crusade because she thinks you are knocking Christianity. Argh!


Pics or it didn't happen


I'm not going to post a facebook conversation on here!
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Then it didn't happen 
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Same old journos,making stories up

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Tegal wrote:
Same old journos,making stories up


And we're paid mega bucks to do it!
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lack of liberal ownership of NZ newspapers... anfieldal2010-10-26 18:30:57
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Countdown ads.
E + R + O

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anfieldal wrote:
lack of liberal ownership of NZ newspapers...


But all newsrooms are full of lefties!
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I hate it when people say 'yous'JanelleRT2010-10-30 21:25:09
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SurgeQld wrote:
Countdown ads.


With the stick figures?  And they think they're humorous in a clever way?  Hate 'em!

The ad on the radio encouraging you to give blood.  Ridiculous ad.  I don't even understand the point.  Some numpty putting on a ludicrous voice.  I just don't see how they expect to get more blood from it.
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Guy who keeps loudly and in public slating  a coach for something that didn't happen. I put the guy right, a season back,  and I heard him last week doing the same thing again. 
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That my car won't start.

Three for me, and two for them.

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JanelleRT wrote:
I hate it when people say 'yous'


Ugh yes. Went to flanegans (spelling?) in the hutt,and the waitress came up and said "can i get yous anything to drink?". Literally slammed my head on the table,which was probably a little rude.....

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loyalgunner wrote:

SurgeQld wrote:
Countdown ads.
With the stick figures?� And they think they're humorous in a clever way?� Hate 'em!The ad on the radio encouraging you to give blood.� Ridiculous ad.� I don't even understand the point.� Some numpty putting on a ludicrous voice.� I just don't see how they expect to get more blood from it.


You're thinking of Pak n Save.

The Countdown ads are of some family who all of a sudden have a newborn. Pretty common.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Getting ejaculate on your skivvy
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Accidently putting on a 'used' sock.

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Tegal wrote:
Accidently putting on a 'used' sock.
 
 
Agreed, although not as bad as a used condom
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Cosimo wrote:
Getting ejaculate on your skivvy

Shouldn't have got in the way then, or he should have worn a condom.Wongo2010-11-01 16:11:28
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Kiwi Hacks not being able to take a little criticism and getting all precious over the Haka...
 
 
FFS if you can't handle a "Right of Reply" to the challenge being laid down then don't do the farken Haka!!!
C-Diddy2010-11-01 16:21:44

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Yeah all that stuff about opposing teams having to just stand is rubbish.

The haka is a challenge,if opposing sides want to advance,then ghats fine. If they want to reply with a lame and irrelevant waltzing Matilda,go nuts. It is a bit arrogant some of the whinges they've had.

Warming up during a haka is pretty disrespectful though.

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C-Diddy wrote:
Kiwi Hacks not being able to take a little criticism and getting all precious over the Haka...
 
 
FFS if you can't handle a "Right of Reply" to the challenge being laid down then don't do the farken Haka!!!

Australians whining about a fight a between England (Well, Welsh turncoats) and New Zealand.
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C-Diddy wrote:
Kiwi Hacks not being able to take a little criticism and getting all precious over the Haka...
 
 
FFS if you can't handle a "Right of Reply" to the challenge being laid down then don't do the farken Haka!!!
Pfft It's by Stephen Jones he hates us.he would have to be one of if not the biggest f-wits to have ever written about rugby (imo)
giddyup2010-11-01 17:09:52
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I love how easily he winds up NZ rugby fans, even after all these years.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Sonny Bill Williams - am tired of hearing his name and anything about him.
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Oceanic6, check out the cover of the latest Skywatch magazine.

It has nothing to do with Sonny Bill Williams and he isn't posing like a smug pratt.
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Wanderlust and being skint!!!
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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Tegal wrote:

Warming up during a haka is pretty disrespectful though.
- How so?
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
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dairyflat wrote:

Tegal wrote:
Warming up during a haka is pretty disrespectful though.
- How so?


Are you really, i mean REALLY, going to take this path?

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
I love how easily he winds up NZ rugby fans, even after all these years.
 
I love how he seems to think his wild rants is going to make any difference at all.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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theprof wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
I love how easily he winds up NZ rugby fans, even after all these years.

�

I�love how he seems to think his wild rants is going to make any difference at all.


But that's the point. I doubt he does think that.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Haka. Scared cow. Moo
I like tautologies because I like them.
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I hate it when journos respond to anything written by Stephen Jones. Or Ian Wishart. They're the ultimate trolls and we keep feeding them. Ignore them and they'll go away.

Then again, when we do cover their crap our stories get heaps of readers, which is the aim of the game.

Meh.
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I think it's funny when people from one culture (a)  project the values of their culture (a) onto people from another culture (b) and then get upset and/or criticise the people from the other culture (b) for not conforming the expectations they (a) have because of their culture (a).

Examples:
 
1. New Zealander's getting het up when people disrespect the haka by not doing what we expect them to do when they are presented with a haka. Let's say there was a hypothetical culture out there, for argument's sake let's say an Andean Mountain tribe, and let's say in their culture it just so happens that the highest respect you can give someone who is greeting or challenging you is to turn your back on them, and the rudest thing you could do is get upset about them having turned their back on you...  If a New Zealand sports team played a team from that Andean Mountain tribe and the New Zealand team did a haka... whose cultural values trumps whose? Do we get upset that they are disrespecting our haka because we think that their turning their back on our haka is disrespectful, or do they get upset at us for getting offended when they pay us the highest compliment they can think of by turning their backs on our haka?
 
2. English sports fans, especially but not only football fans, have a culture of singing at games. There are conventions, some agreed, and some disputed that surround this culture. One, which I have discussed with several English friends of mine, is that songs and chants are, within that culture, often a challenge to the opposition fans to sing or chant back and/or each group is expected to attempt to outsing/outchant each other. If a group of opposing fans do not sing at all, they are (often) perceived to be weak or poor fans. Within the English sporting culture I say that's fair enough. I find it amusing though when groups of English fans travel to Australia and New Zealand and just assume that everyone has a culture of singing at sports events like they do, and declare that because the Australian and New Zealand fans don't sing, they are poor fans... I travelled with the Barmy Army around Australia in 1998/99 and many of the Barmy Army crowd were very dismissive of the Australian cricket fans for 'not singing anything back'. Over a few beers I tried to explain to them that Australians don't generally sing at cricket matches, so it's not fair or appropriate to judge them by the standards of the English sporting culture.... in a way that is similar to it being unfair of New Zealanders to judge other people's responses to a haka by the cultural norms of New Zealand.
 
You might be able to argue that one culture (singing at games) is better than another culture (not singing at games). However to just state that because people from another culture don't stack up to the way people from your culture behave doesn't mean that those people from the other culture are useless, inferior or poor... they just have a different culture... and part of the joy of international sport is surely the bringing of diverse cultures together?
bwtcf2010-11-03 11:15:58

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.


Phoenix fans. We have to win them over one fan at a time.

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Sorry, can you elaborate on that please?

Three for me, and two for them.

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bwtcf wrote:
I think it's funny when people from one culture (a)  project the values of their culture (a) onto people from another culture (b) and then get upset and/or criticise the people from the other culture (b) for not conforming the expectations they (a) have because of their culture (a).<snip>


Mmmm...   I guess this is ethnocentrism. Thoughtful post!
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
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bwtcf wrote:
I think it's funny when people from one culture (a)  project the values of their culture (a) onto people from another culture (b) and then get upset and/or criticise the people from the other culture (b) for not conforming the expectations they (a) have because of their culture (a).
...
 
A good post bwtcf (might just point out about the colour of clothes that people wear to matches too)
 
My view on the haka is that it is a challenge so you can respond how you like but that in turn my demonstrate respect or disrespect (would we all chant over another national anthem for example?).
 
Interesting that the ABs have said they would carry on the haka regardless and would do it before they came out on to the pitch if needed.
 
Junior822010-11-03 13:36:54

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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bwtcf wrote:
I think it's funny when people from one culture (a)  project the values of their culture (a) onto people from another culture (b) and then get upset and/or criticise the people from the other culture (b) for not conforming the expectations they (a) have because of their culture (a).

Examples:
 
1. New Zealander's getting het up when people disrespect the haka by not doing what we expect them to do when they are presented with a haka. Let's say there was a hypothetical culture out there, for argument's sake let's say an Andean Mountain tribe, and let's say in their culture it just so happens that the highest respect you can give someone who is greeting or challenging you is to turn your back on them, and the rudest thing you could do is get upset about them having turned their back on you...  If a New Zealand sports team played a team from that Andean Mountain tribe and the New Zealand team did a haka... whose cultural values trumps whose? Do we get upset that they are disrespecting our haka because we think that their turning their back on our haka is disrespectful, or do they get upset at us for getting offended when they pay us the highest compliment they can think of by turning their backs on our haka?
 
2. English sports fans, especially but not only football fans, have a culture of singing at games. There are conventions, some agreed, and some disputed that surround this culture. One, which I have discussed with several English friends of mine, is that songs and chants are, within that culture, often a challenge to the opposition fans to sing or chant back and/or each group is expected to attempt to outsing/outchant each other. If a group of opposing fans do not sing at all, they are (often) perceived to be weak or poor fans. Within the English sporting culture I say that's fair enough. I find it amusing though when groups of English fans travel to Australia and New Zealand and just assume that everyone has a culture of singing at sports events like they do, and declare that because the Australian and New Zealand fans don't sing, they are poor fans... I travelled with the Barmy Army around Australia in 1998/99 and many of the Barmy Army crowd were very dismissive of the Australian cricket fans for 'not singing anything back'. Over a few beers I tried to explain to them that Australians don't generally sing at cricket matches, so it's not fair or appropriate to judge them by the standards of the English sporting culture.... in a way that is similar to it being unfair of New Zealanders to judge other people's responses to a haka by the cultural norms of New Zealand.
 
You might be able to argue that one culture (singing at games) is better than another culture (not singing at games). However to just state that because people from another culture don't stack up to the way people from your culture behave doesn't mean that those people from the other culture are useless, inferior or poor... they just have a different culture... and part of the joy of international sport is surely the bringing of diverse cultures together?
Yeah, I didn't read this.
 
Could you re-write it only using lolcats, please?
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KP - check it out:  ( . )( . )
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Great summary of the two good points raised by bwtcf

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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