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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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running out of the shower to answer the phone only for it too stop when you get to within an arms length of reaching it and whoever it was doesn't  even leave a message


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Ordering some cool gear through the net only for your computer to lock up at the penalternate moment when you need to click "Buy" to send your order off.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Ticket master.
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People who create a market for crap music.

FFS Chris Brown get off my TV.
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^^^^^^^^ With ya there!


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People who have a 'catch phrase'. My dad, whenever he rings me up, has to say "how'd'ya'be". I love him to bits but it stopped being endearing about 20 years ago.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Gangsta! wrote:

FFS Chris Brown get off my TV.
 
That musicians have stopped having 'rock'n'roll' type names. Chris Brown, Jack Johnson, James Morrisson. For f**k's sake, where are their imaginations?
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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SMOKING!! Both the mugs that start smoking and the scum that manufacture/sell cigs!!
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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TheJam wrote:
People who have a 'catch phrase'. My dad, whenever he rings me up, has to say "how'd'ya'be". I love him to bits but it stopped being endearing about 20 years ago.


+1

"What can I do you for?" - you can start by NOT TALKING LIKE SOME RETARDED "DARLING BUDS OF MAY" EXTRA!!!!
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kiwi pie wrote:
"What can I do you for?"
 
Yeah, that's probably the worst.
 
That or
"See you later."
"Not if I see you first!"
 
Wow! Wacky! Zany! What a character!
 
 
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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People who are "hard case".
Or worse, people who are "hard case, good value, but...."
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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1. my cell phone not having "spinach" or "bitch" in its predictive dictionary.
2. my cell phone not having a tool to add words to its predictive dictionary.
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People who say, for example, "The council turned around & said this..." OR "He turned around & said that..."
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smarah wrote:
1. my cell phone not having "spinach" or "bitch" in its predictive dictionary.
2. my cell phone not having a tool to add words to its predictive dictionary.


...and that NUN comes up before MUM. How often do you have to phone your Nun?
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Morrocan high school student jailed 18 months for saying :
"الله � الوطن � البارصا" (God, Nation, Bar�a). The student used the moroccan national motto God, Nation, King to express his enthousiasm for the spanish football team FC Barcelone.


FFS
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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dairy, you have to wonder how small minded some people/religeons/countries really are!!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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The Westboro Baptist Church.
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smarah wrote:
1. my cell phone not having "spinach" or "bitch" in its predictive dictionary.
2. my cell phone not having a tool to add words to its predictive dictionary.

3. my cell phone not having a tool to remove words from its predictive dictionary.
Why would I ever want to go for an adds ?
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Im trying to figure how you come up with a text with both the words "spinach" and "bitch" in them

Allegedly

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the bitch ate my spinach..............
 
spinach staints are a bitch to remove from a white tee......
 
that bitch let me beat her with spinach....
 
 
 I could go on all day.....
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haha could be a fun game.

Still,kind of odd


Allegedly

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have you met Smarah????
 
 
 
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Bryce Lawrence & the cheating Cantabs - Make the Auckland professional foulers look innocent.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Wellington Sport always choking:

Firebirds
Saints
Lions
Hurricanes...
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"Who is a member of the elite?" Williams asked, according to excerpts of the interview, which will air this evening on "Nightly News."

"Oh, I guess just people who think that they're better than anyone else. And-- John McCain and I are so committed to serving every American. Hard-working, middle-class Americans who are so desiring of this economy getting put back on the right track. And winning these wars. And America's starting to reach her potential. And that is opportunity and hope provided everyone equally. So anyone who thinks that they are-- I guess-- better than anyone else, that's-- that's my definition of elitism," Palin replied.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Sean Hannity, its funny watching him as the election gets closer. It will be very exciting in the couple of days before

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and Bill O'Reilly 
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Well Hannity might/will! But Bill O'Reily, what are you trying to say? Are you saying he isnt a neutral and that his show has some kind of biased? But its the no spin zone!

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How can you even suggest fox isn't fair and balanced!?
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The FFA banning the flying of the "Eureka Flag" at Melbourne Victory games, on the grounds that it's a political symbol.


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bopman wrote:
Well Hannity might/will! But Bill O'Reily, what are you trying to say? Are you saying he isnt a neutral and that his show has some kind of biased? But its the no spin zone!
i'm trying to say Bill O'Reilly =  sanctimonious ar$ehole 

giddyup2008-10-27 11:43:29
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Tegal wrote:

haha could be a fun game.

Still,kind of odd

 
whats worse - I discovered yesterday that the dictionary has phenylketonuria and phenylanaline hydroxylase... wtf Samsung, wtf.
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I hate my samsung phone is rubbish
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I hate that my boss is a friend on my Facebook...wtf was I thinking?

Mind you, not as much as this bloke must hate it -



Lolage.

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haha saw that what an idiot.......
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Hahaha on the O'Reily Factor today his major segment is about how sh*t and biased all the other news channels are. Im glad we have such a fair and balanced network to provide us with the truth

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I loled!

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People who hate Mashed Potatoes and Gravy!
 
w**kers!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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