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Things that piss you off... (Part 1)

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Young pup?

"Phoenix till they lose"

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No.  About mid to late 40s, single, lives alone, no girlfriend that I know off.  Geek.
Wongo2010-01-11 19:38:30
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That shouldn't piss you off.  You should feel a) sorry for him and b) thankful your not him.
 
Ergo - things that rule!
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

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Leaving my phone at the missus house.

Three for me, and two for them.

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left some dirty texts on there from another women buffy?
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Haha not quite. No doubt she'll go through everything on it though. I'm a douche.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Whats your number? I have something really important to text you

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Nice try.

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Sucks for you, Buffy. Oh well. I'm sure your blind anti-Spurs brainwashing has charmed her enough anyhow.
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Why on earth are there 19 slices of bread in toast sliced packets? It annoys me that I have to open another one out of the freezer if I just want an even number bits of toast (as toasters are either 2 or 4 slice).
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Bakers' one and a half dozen?

"Phoenix till they lose"

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The floor guy who just took a grand off us for doing our floor boards who did not seem to think to pull the sky cables through the floor and pin them to the nearby windowsill instead he pushed them back down, applied the polyurethane, which has now bonded with the said cables making them immovable. One cable has already come away from it's casing, and looks pretty f*cked.

I'm thinking we will have to cut around both cables, which will make a nice big unsightly hole in the living room floor.

It's not like he must have never encountered cables coming through floor boards before.
  ForteanTimes2010-01-14 22:11:09

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sh*t weather on game day   

This, is the middle of summer??!!??11111
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No, we had summer yesterday.  It was wonderful.

"Phoenix till they lose"

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Yeah dont be selfish. One day on one day off seems to be summers working hours at the moment.

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timmymadden wrote:
Why on earth are there 19 slices of bread in toast sliced packets? It annoys me that I have to open another one out of the freezer if I just want an even number bits of toast (as toasters are either 2 or 4 slice).

You can put single slices in the toasters you know!

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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sh*t weather on game day   

This, is the middle of summer??!!??11111
 
 
  should i bring my raincoat ? not raining in wanganui.
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Yes. Be a good idea.
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Summer in Wellington.
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Not just Wellington mind, we got it yesterday and are due for more tomorrow and sunday.
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People who don't indicate. ...
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Croatian kids giving Nazi salutes, acting hard and generally f**king about at the tennis. 
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kiwi pie wrote:
kids giving Nazi salutes and acting hard 
 
Or this.
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Paul Henry and his associate holding up the line at Starbucks Browns Bay today. In the end me and the missus just pushed in front of him and ordered anyway. Twit on TV, Twit in real life.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
Paul Henry and his associate holding up the line at Starbucks Browns Bay today. In the end me and the missus just pushed in front of him and ordered anyway. Twit on TV, Twit in real life.
 
i have no time for that waste of space.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Scottishbhoy wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Paul Henry and his associate holding up the line at Starbucks Browns Bay today. In the end me and the missus just pushed in front of him and ordered anyway. Twit on TV, Twit in real life.
 
i have no time for that waste of space.
 
+1. One of the last things my Grandad ever said to me was labelling him "Mr Rabbit" (Paul Westerburg song, in case you don't know) becuase of the way he laughs. Hands up, knobby look off-screen and the most smug look on his face. c**t.
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Paul Henry is hilarious. Well not him personally, but people's reactions to his brain explosions. Mr_Incredible2010-01-18 23:18:03
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I've always thought he had entertainment value, but it's more the stirring up he does and complaints he gets for it.
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People who have poor personal hygiene levels ie they stink! Is there a polite way of telling them to use deoderant?
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Adelaide.


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When your heart gets completely torn to shreds. Metaphorically.
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Mindless vandals who damaged the tennis center in Rolleston, didn't steal anything just broke in, spray painted the wall, made holes in walls and pushed tomato sauce into the carpet. It's a non profit organization too which makes it worse.
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Torne wrote:
When your heart gets completely torn to shreds. Metaphorically.
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When your braces get tightened or whatever they do to them. Hurts so much.
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El-Ni�o wrote:
When your braces get tightened or whatever they do to them. Hurts so much.


That's so cute - a wee fella wearing braces! Very old fashioned.


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Falling for girls with boyfriends. Or as I call them - 'obstacles'.
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Colvinator wrote:
Falling for girls with boyfriends. Or as I call them -�'obstacles'.


Just because theres a goalkeeper, it doesnt mean you cant score.
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Torne wrote:
Colvinator wrote:
Falling for girls with boyfriends. Or as I call them - 'obstacles'.


Just because theres a goalkeeper, it doesnt mean you cant score.
 
Found that one out last night actually (though not with previously mentioned girls - but a random). She didn't even tell me until it was too late!
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Colvinator wrote:
Torne wrote:
Colvinator wrote:
Falling for girls with boyfriends. Or as I call them - 'obstacles'.


Just because theres a goalkeeper, it doesnt mean you cant score.
 
Found that one out last night actually (though not with previously mentioned girls - but a random). She didn't even tell me until it was too late!


lol better not of been mine

/worried

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buying a beer called "Epic" with eager anticipation. Then upon tasting realising the brewers clearly can't spell "underwhelming".
E + R + O

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