the lift having to stop on every floor because fat chicks cannot be bothered to walk up a flight of stairs.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Has anyone noticed that Rod Oram is very quick to criticise and hardly ever offers a solution?
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
the lift having to stop on every floor because fat chicks cannot be bothered to walk up a flight of stairs.
Has anyone noticed that Rod Oram is very quick to criticise and hardly ever offers a solution?
Grumpy old bastard alert
The America's Cup!
What a load of cock!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
Incompetent colleagues that make me look bad to externals.
End of an era. Vinnie - It's over.
If anyone cares for my inane babbling follow @iluvnix17 on the Twitter.
The America's Cup!
What a load of cock!
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
Lazy colleagues who don't pull their weight while I'm flat-out!!
meh - stop being so useless at your job.
Something that pisses me off is people who have how they have their coffee in their email signature. eg....
Joe Bloggs
Massive Tosspot
6th floor
Large Frappachinno with caramalised onions on top.
So I don't know you, you've just asked me to go out of my way to help you, and you are also hinting for me to bring you a coffee? Blow me.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Lazy colleagues who don't pull their weight while I'm flat-out!!
meh - stop being so useless at your job.
Something that pisses me off is people who have how they have their coffee in their email signature. eg....
Joe Bloggs
Massive Tosspot
6th floor
Large Frappachinno with caramalised onions on top.
So I don't know you, you've just asked me to go out of my way to help you, and you are also hinting for me to bring you a coffee? Blow me.
Might need a Flat White to take the taste away...
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
Play football. There's no bias in this sport.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
The America's Cup!
What a load of cock!
I get the feeling that many of the inhabitants of San Fransisco "turned" a long time before Team New Zealand sailed into town...
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
The America's Cup!
What a load of cock!
Yip. It's very poor. A complete joke of a sport in fact. Also, did I hear correctly that it's the first to NINE in the final? You've got to be kidding.
While I agree that the whole thing is a shambles, have you watched any of it? Those boats match-racing at that speed is pretty spectacular viewing.
www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com
Constantly hearing about Father's Day when you don't have one to share it with.
Three for me, and two for them.
Constantly hearing about Father's Day when you don't have one to share it with.
*Sad Face*
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
Buddy Franklin!
Dirty, cheating coke head mofo!
Hope he gets a James Hird style ban!
"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009
On the other hand, according to a recent study in the International Journal of the Fucking Obvious if you don't cycle you are probably a fat bastard who will die on the toilet from a heart attack (but free of back pain).
Latest study from the journal mentioned here:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/18/gun-ownership-gun-deaths-study
Americans and their "civil liberties" aka right to carry a gun around.
#twunts
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
On the other hand, according to a recent study in the International Journal of the Fucking Obvious if you don't cycle you are probably a fat bastard who will die on the toilet from a heart attack (but free of back pain).
Latest study from the journal mentioned here:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/18/gun-ownership-gun-deaths-study
Americans and their "civil liberties" aka right to carry a gun around.
#twunts
I'm loving the International Journal of the Fucking Obvious.
The other reason people support gun ownership in America is that people feel they can protect themselves from their government also should the government really effect Americans way of life.
America's Cup
Pop Music on the radio (what the fuck happened to Metal) ???
Work
football viewing on a Sunday.
Just missed the first hour of the TV1 EPL programme. Haven't been at home on Sunday mid days until this week.
"Phoenix till they lose"
Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.
Genuine opinion: FTFFA
KFC ditching their disabled employees !!! Disgusting.....
Three for me, and two for them.
Apparently KFC fired 5,000 chickens because they couldn't "Wing it !"
I'll get me coat.
Not heard of one Iman condemning the bombing and murder of 80 people in a Christian church in Pakistan or the killing of people by Al Shabaab terrorists in Nairobi.
If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid
Not heard of one Iman condemning the bombing and murder of 80 people in a Christian church in Pakistan or the killing of people by Al Shabaab terrorists in Nairobi.
Not heard of one Iman condemning the bombing and murder of 80 people in a Christian church in Pakistan or the killing of people by Al Shabaab terrorists in Nairobi.
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/1040152/391/Minnesota-Imams-condemn-Kenya-terror-attack. Took 5 seconds on a google search.
If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid
Not heard of one Iman condemning the bombing and murder of 80 people in a Christian church in Pakistan or the killing of people by Al Shabaab terrorists in Nairobi.
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/1040152/391/Minnesota-Imams-condemn-Kenya-terror-attack. Took 5 seconds on a google search.
Not heard of one Iman condemning the bombing and murder of 80 people in a Christian church in Pakistan or the killing of people by Al Shabaab terrorists in Nairobi.
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/1040152/391/Minnesota-Imams-condemn-Kenya-terror-attack. Took 5 seconds on a google search.
Problem is most of the moderate Imams have either been killed, or are in hiding because they have received death threats for speaking out.
If you are old and wise you were probably young and stupid
Not heard of one Iman condemning the bombing and murder of 80 people in a Christian church in Pakistan or the killing of people by Al Shabaab terrorists in Nairobi.
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/1040152/391/Minnesota-Imams-condemn-Kenya-terror-attack. Took 5 seconds on a google search.
When a US drone goes off target and kills a pile of Afghan kids do we expect Christian priests/ministers to start making apologies?
