Things that piss you off...

Would make great marketing if you were a roofer based in Winton.

Having 2 Triple Bogeys and a Double Bogey in a round of 83 (+11 Over) off the Black Tees at golf yesterday.

#furious

I had a single bogey at my desk and just flicked it on the floor. Oh, are you talking about golf?

 This awards event getting the news coverage it does....

Not all news should be depressing dairyflat. 

People actually do care about the oscars, even if you don't. And it's a hugely massive achievement to win 3 times. 

Does anything not annoy you DF?

Felicity Kendall.  

Apart from Vyvyan, no one else could be p!ssed off with her.

NZ BUS.  Twice this week I have got off the train expecting a bus to be there, only to find the bus has left early.

Second angry email just sent.  Will see what kind of response I get.

So... early night?

found myself getting pissed off with one of the guys that organises the parking at the stadium the other night. After taking me $30 told where I could park ( which appeared to be on the mezzanine floor).................It was never going to happen

Lobby groups/political parties pushing their agendas at fairs/festivals, in this case the Newtown Festival.  As I see it, these events should be family orientated & non-political.  I don't mind worthwhile charities (present were SPCA & Breast Cancer awareness).  The lobby groups/political parties present were Sea Shepherd, Green Party (No Asset Sales), No Oil Drilling, No Fly Over & the Labour Party.

Yes, they were stalls & you can wander over to them, which I didn't.  Doesn't matter what side of the political spectrum they're on, I personally think they shouldn't be allowed into such events.

 Friggin aphids and butterflies eating my veg - little exoskeleton-wearing bastards.

Just eat more meat. 

Lazy office colleagues while you're busy.  I picked up someone else's ringing phone while he was playing computer chess!!

Lobby groups/political parties pushing their agendas at fairs/festivals, in this case the Kilbernie Festival.  As I see it, these events should be family orientated & non-political.  The lobby groups/political parties present were Sea Shepherd, Green Party (No Asset Sales), No Oil Drilling, No Fly Over & the Labour Party.

 wtf Pandora?

If I'm listening to the Justin Townes Earle station I have set up with a couple of related artitsts I don't want to hear fucking ColdPlay.

#almosuthurled

Was it all Yellow?

 Friend's son parked his car, new to him, at the side of the road on Saturday night. When he got back it had been hit by another and ruined. After dealing with Police he decided to walk home.  On the way home he got attacked by a group who left him unconscious minus his wallet and  mobile.

He was concussed but is OK.

wow now that truely sucks

Getting a massive scrach on one's glasses and having no idea how it got there.

Thats why I went contact lens years ago, I'd always end up destroying my glasses. These days if you break a lens its not big deal. Mind you years ago I broke a gas permable in my eye and cut my eyeball. Had to spend a month with a patch on, lots of YoHoHo comments. It hurt. the pain not pirate gags.

Looks like they've been dragged across something abrasive.

Breakfast is now shit.  Sam who does the weather is annoying as hell, and I miss Paul Henry and Pippa's swan like neck.

arrrrggggghhhhh, what a sad story.

Studylink

Realising how bad my first touch is in pre-season. DOH

TradeMe

 Video clips embedded into online newspapers that suddenly start after the page has opened scaring the bejeezus out of you, cuse, you left the speakers on and and you're a bit fragile after a nightshift. 

The b*stards are always 3/4 of the way down the page so you have no idea they are there until you get some ear-shattering nonsense that you'd never watch anyway.

thankfully that is what pre-season runs are for to clear out the cobwebs

Fractured wrist.

No football or cycling for a month.  FML.

Does it affect World of Tanks?