Things that piss you off...

And also not a real estate agent anymore. 

You need a task added to your list:

Must beat apprentice with back of cricket bat at least once a day.

They seem to learn things surprisingly quickly after that. 

After weeks of scans. Different doctors. Physios. You still get still get "now we think you have torn a ligament....."

Celtic getting re-instated to the Champions League Play-Offs

Hope she hasnt moved into selling TV's on Trademe...

Hoo Flung Dung?

Perhaps it is one of the Wired World of Sports guys? Spray painting the Royal Dalton?

Neither main TV channel saying anything about the All Stars game that our Manny and Prince Riera shone in. Bastards.

But an All Blacks 3rd cousin removed visited the Zoo - lead story. Just being faci...phacei.....cynical.

<p>Not getting paid!!!</p>

Well I hope you got paid then

It is being reported the Cops are at Cliff Richard's digs, re: historical child sex abuse complaint.

Mid 1980's at Sheffield United's ground. Looks like he might have scored an own goal allegedly.

Next up Max Bygraves since he passed away 2 years ago and has a dodgy surname.

The rumours surrounding Sir Cliff...they  simply can't be true.  He's a bloody music legend...and as my mum says - you can tell he's a good man, he has such lovely eyes.

My bet is Phil the Greek. "His knee felt so very hard when I sat on it all those years ago" - Camilla PB.

He has a well known reputation for chamber maides.

What's the starting age to be a chambermaid?

People that do sneaky farts in the elevator and look around like they don't know who farted

Why be sneeky when one should stand up and be proud and say that's my fart!

CCM

...ffa and the arbitrator.

.... and then hoping nobody gets in on the next floor.

Or

Getting into an empty elevator that someone has clearly just done a sneaky fart in then letting off another sneaky fart with a different mix of ingredients to add to the unholy miasma and then hoping nobody gets in on the next floor. 

For me that's slightly worse.

#Fatkini

Fucking disgusting.

Turning down plans because you already have plans, then the original plans get canned for no reason. In the meantime the person you turned down has made other plans.

Quiet night in then.

Better than having no plans at all. 

#NoFriends

Know that feeling all too well in the past.

empty bottles of wine.

Grrr!

oh wait... I have scotch!

Yays. As you were...

(Not pissed off, just pissed!)

TV One not showing EPL games on Sundays this year. Bastards. 

Oh, and Sky for losing the rights in the first place, but not actually reducing the price of their sports package (in fact I think it's gone up since then, despite the fact they're no longer showing one the most high profile sports competitions in the world, except a few games delayed by days).

TV One are showing a game, but this time live in the night instead of at midday like last season so maybe you just hadn't noticed that in the schedule.

Things that piss me off - the neighbours up our shared driveway having a hoard of visitors who instead of parking in the street and walking the 10 metres up the driveway, all come up the drive and squeeze 4 or 5 cars into a space only big enough for 1 and blocking us in. Then when they leave at 12.30 or 1am, standing out on the driveway right outside our bedroom window talking for half an hour.

How the feck can this be a girl?

How many 9 yo girls have facial hair FFS???

I have seen some women with better moustache's than most men, it had to start growing at some time!

Hello pre-pubescent-girl-taking-HRT-Kitty?

Totally f*cked up!

It's a bloody cat as far as I'm concerned.

Let's get an experts opinion on this... Gareth, what do you think??

What does he know about girls?