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things that rule

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football_mum wrote:

my two fantastic boys

my hardworking husband....*thats incase he reads this*..
 
my parents
 
friends
 
my mental black dog..he is crazy but he rules
 
any kind of curry
 
mars bar slice......hmmmmmmmmmmm yum
 
sunshine
 
 
 
Sounds like someone wants to buy a new handbag.
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if I wanted a new handbag I'd buy it....I have two jobs

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that is just greedy
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you think....oh actually make that 2 paid jobs and then the unpaid job...being a mum/wife/housekeeper etc
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Scotland

 
Puma V1.08 Puma Football Boots.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Remote controls!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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My missus.

She's ace, farken.
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Internet banking.
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Martin guitars
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Summer but with Phoenix playing at home every second week.
Up and Go.
Music.
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ballane wrote:
TheJam wrote:
Finding out via your 20 week scan that your child is going to be a boy (and definitely a boy, he's hung like a nineteenth century highwayman).
Beer.
Dont go getting to cocky
 
Keep it in the pun thread!

Allegedly

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Celcius coffee
I like tautologies because I like them.
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You can't beat Wellington on a good day! (pundamonium thread?)
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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hokey pokey ice cream
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Leo Messi.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Country Fried Chicken - NOT KFC
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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Boca Juniors

You know we belong together...

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Coming in three days late on a conversation and knowing someone still wants to read it.
Walking on the beach before sunrise, everyone before 7 saying 'morning', standing on the rocks watching the shipping coming down the channel, watching the sand turn golden, massive latte in a quiet coffee house, not too hot, finding a bit of calm before the day goes wild.
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Seeing a 200kg Sealion stop its charge 6 inches before your 2 year old son.
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Critical_Lemon wrote:
Notice that its not the other way round? That's because to the best of my knowledge, the penis is hte only thing they can look for that will confirm gender. If they don't see one then they may assume its a girl but you can't be 100% sure. If they've seen one you can be pretty sure its a boy.


Actually, someone I know was told that she was having a boy, and she had a girl. They mistook the umbilical cord, which was also apparently tied around her neck, for boy parts.
It's far from exact science, especially in the first two trimesters.
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A Lamb Korma from the Strathmore Indian takeaway.
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A Suicide Hot Vindaloo from Two Fat Indians in Christchurch. Delicimo.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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TheJam wrote:
A Suicide Hot Vindaloo from Two Fat Indians in Christchurch. Delicimo.
 

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Toast.
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NO-CD Cracks.
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Sunday mornings dancing around with KPjr to the sounds of golden age Hip Hop and classic reggae.
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Sunday morning lay-ins till lunchtime on a Rainy Sunday
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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The Australian womens basketball team (Opals) uniforms.
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Collingwood winning on the weekend.

Everton winning on the weekend.

Victory winni.....oops, er nothing. Just those first two.

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my 11 yr old giving the Melbourne fans who waved scarfs in our face a "who are ya"
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Scottishbhoy wrote:
TheJam wrote:
A Suicide Hot Vindaloo from Two Fat Indians in Christchurch. Delicimo.
 
 
Not only delicious but makes your arse behave like the back end of the Batmobile the next day, which is always a good sign, I say.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.

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Brazilian womens volleyball team winning gold against the USA.
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Potbelleez!

 
 

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Braintree town fc.
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Feverette


Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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KFC or any kind of fried chicken on a hung over morning

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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Really fresh French bread, butter, vegemite...........

Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

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Fresh fish that you caught, scaled, gutted and pan fried within 30 minutes - The taste is awesome.
 
That 7kg Snapper lasted the wife and I three meals but the first one was definately the very best, so fresh!
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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The Mighty Boosh back on telly.
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Pavlova - a New Zealand creation.
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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