things that rule

An extention of Stevo and my earlier discussion - Credit to Wilso for the find.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1832838

Prolam.

It's a glulam timber product that's great for decks.

Comes treated and allows larger (and higher) decks than NZS 3604.

NZS 3604???   Quick check reveals -

 Provides suitable methods and details for the design and construction of timber framed buildings up to three storeys high. This standard is intended to apply to domestic dwellings, most residential and some commercial and other buildings, without the need for specific engineering design.

 

I am with you now...

The film Young @ Heart

Vodka + Lime + Soda

gin and tonic

Gingernuts.

eggs

Rangas!!

And a cup of tea

Football.
Friends+Thistle Inn+Match+food after=OK

greasy fry up after a night on the p!ss 

The public and media outcry re. the FFA banning theEureka flag at MVFC games! 

I looooove my coffee. But for some strange reason, a cup of tea always manages to fix things. Particularly if it's cup of tea, plus a chocolate based treat!

RULERS!

Bubble Dome! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MZIxBzD7_A&eurl=www.melbournevictory.net/forum/showthread.php?t=48626&page=26

Brendon McCullum

simon_hampton2008-10-28 18:33:11

Chocolate Eclairs from the Ohakune dairy.

BOOBS

that's sooo been pointed out - you think it would take 8 pages?

Deserves a second mention

Finishing exams, having a beer and watching good quality sport

Todays day out at the stadium!

Clean sheets and three points and Everton Football Club.

Skiving off from work to watch football

Be creative. For example, comparing Dubya to Hitler is about as original as peeling a potato with a potato peeler designed specifically for potatoes.

tubal ligation

An American liberal is a person who hates America, their parents, and everything that is pure and holy. Since according to the polls (no, not people from Poland, I mean surveys) roughly 50% of Americans are liberal leaning, it seems that half of the residents of the USA hate their own country. Whether or not this means they hate the layers of rock that make up the landmass of the United States, or if they hate the citizens of the United States (including themselves and all their friends and allies) is unknown.

Rugby is an elitist sport as only certain people can play. In New Zealand you must have lived in Waikato to be allowed to play rugby with adults, but you become a part of the ruling elite of New Zealand when you are selected to become a member of the Canterbury Crusaders. Even being allowed to attend a game of rugby where the Crusaders ride to victory over second-rate teams from Uganda or Auckland is something to be treasured for many generations. People who are unable, unwilling or do not enjoy rugby are considered different and strange. Some are routinely burned at the stake in New Zealand all-male private schools (the girls are let off lightly with the task of cleaning-up after the game soggy biscuit).

When a poll was conducted of New Zealanders as to their favourite joke, 23% said "Greymouth". The rest unanimously voted:
Q) What's long, hard, and screws Australians?
A) Primary school

Rugby is a game for people who do not have enough skill for any other sport but do have a bit of speed and a desire to touch other men in the scrum position.

They do great doughnuts as well don't they?