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A girl's real main use is to give female company to a man (usually for marriage's sake). Unfortunately, girls eventually morph into a less likeable creature know as women. There ... you've been warned. A girl is also known to be used as a sex tool and as another species after the process known as marriage.
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You will never get girls. Your friends will get girls and brag how great they were whether in bed or making out with. You will want to get girls so you can have sex and not be a Star Wars nerdy virgin the rest of your life. Too bad. Girls like famous guys with nice cars and lots of money, not fat ugly nerds with bacon and barbeque sauce stains on his sweatpants.
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Tom "thumb" Cruise is a hyperactive, American, sugar-addicted actor, beard collector, religious extremist, latent - though repressed - heterosexual(disputed- see talk page), defective Hello Kitty vibrator Oompa Loompah, heterosexual rights activist and is the first human being to accomplish the act of fitting not just his head, but his entire body, up his own ass.
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America is the name of the world's largest fast food restaurant. Covering about 40% of the North American continent (and constituting the sole part of it that is cared about), it is known primarily for its greasy food.
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Europe is one of the seven continents. It has a large role in History, having given birth to peace-loving peoples, who, through absolutely no fault of their own, always end up in a bit of a tangle.
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Russia (not to be confused with Ukraine) (Russian: Россия-мать-вашу), is the world's largest banana republic and the world's biggest source of smaller banana republics since 1991, commonly misspelled as 'hell', 'slaughterhouse', and 'rosin', a huge piece of Asian land, where barbarians called Russians reside. They are governed by authoritarian Dear Leader Vladimir Pudding, distantly related to Vlad the Impaler, known in former career as Vlad and the Wailers. If you dare to criticise Tovarishch (Comrade) Pudding, you will to be shot, or worse, sent off to Belarus. And pudding is delicious, so why would you?
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Some consider Tom Cruise, who isn't gay?!?!?!!?!(citation needed), to be a capitalist.
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American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
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Bush Capitalism: You have two cows. You've heard rumors of big bad muslim wolf wanting to eat the cows, but you ignore it. Then the wolf drove two tractors at the cows. Your career went downhill ever since.
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Politically Correct Capitalism: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
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Melbourne (Melbornenesis slutae) is a city in Australia, Melbourne positions itself as the sport, fashion and intellectual epicentre of Australia and then flies in the face of conventional norms by hosting some of the most ignorant and worst dressed citizens in the entire universe, with the exception of Brisbane
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these are all off the top of my head - i'm on fire...
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Cosimo-the art of excessive posting

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Alcoholism is, in theory, a condition in which one becomes overly dependent on alcohol due to consistently consuming massive quantities of it. No known case of alcoholism has ever been reported, however, and as such, the theory is dismissed by all but goths (whom no one likes anyway.) Besides which, even if a case of alcoholism did ever arise, it is nothing which a few drinks couldn't easily cure.
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i dont get......how cosimos random posts relate to the thread

Allegedly

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cos i started the mofo
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Rosie White and the Young Ferns!
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Cosimo wrote:
Melbourne (Melbornenesis slutae) is a city in Australia, Melbourne positions itself as the sport, fashion and intellectual epicentre of Australia and then flies in the face of conventional norms by hosting some of the most ignorant and worst dressed citizens in the entire universe, with the exception of Brisbane


I agree, Melbourne does rule.

Good post.
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s2art wrote:
Rosie White and the Young Ferns!
 
here here
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tab odds of $5.85 for the win last night. wonderful


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Can't believe I went to the TAB and punted on the cup but forgot to put a couple of dollars on the girls.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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i cant believe i wasted money on the cup
 
though thanks to that great performance last night I am now back up to even after some shocking bets


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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Bansticks.
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Thunderstorms.
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riesling

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football_mum wrote:

riesling



Central Otago pinot noir, particularly Peregrine.

I heart Peregrine.
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Scoring 22 runs in as many overs!

Woo! Gave us the win :P
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This Weekend.

Phoenix, My Cricket Team, Kiwis, National and All Blacks all winning.

Only downside is the mighty dragons.
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Tbh you're gonna have a lot of downsides with the "mighty" dragons this year.

Three for me, and two for them.

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Buffon II wrote:
Tbh you're gonna have a lot of downsides with the "mighty" dragons this year.


Were gonna win the comp
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Ham and Cheese Toasties!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Gangsta! wrote:
Buffon II wrote:
Tbh you're gonna have a lot of downsides with the "mighty" dragons this year.


Were gonna win the comp


Maybe you will win the WDFC (We're dreaming football championships) but definately not the NZFC
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C-Diddy wrote:
Ham and Cheese Toasties covered in Paul Newmans Creamy Roasted garlic Dressing!!!!
 
FIXED!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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recursive acronyms.
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Me?
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C-Diddy wrote:
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!


Yeah... Banstick?
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Torne wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!


Yeah... Banstick?
 
Don't ban me, ban Rodney Dangerfield! He said it first in Caddyshack!
 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy2008-11-15 16:27:32

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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