It is really weird being in the UK during a rugby world cup, because people just will not accept that, as a New Zealander, you are not interested in it. People keep coming to my desk to talk to me about warm up games, injuries, fantasy rugby world cup, etc, and as much as I keep saying "yeah, I am not really bothered about it, but West Ham are at home to Newcastle on Monday night, so that should be a cracker", they keep coming back and doing it again.
what makes it even worse is that when New Zealand get knocked out, they will all come back and start trying to mock me and none of them will believe it when I try to tell them that I find it as funny as they do.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight