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Please don't urinate on the pitch

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Please don't urinate on the pitch
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The following has been sent to clubs...
 
Hi all,

This is a notice to all clubs unfortunately based on the inappropriate actions of a few. However, the warning needs to reach every club and every team, as the consequences are quite dire.

Please note the guidelines once again and make sure your players and spectators know these:-

NO SMOKING, ALCOHOL or DOGS.
NO FOOD or DRINK (only bottled water)
ALL RUBBISH, including tape MUST BE REMOVED AFTER EACH GAME

Failure to comply with theseguidelines will result in eviction from the WCC grounds and the termination of any future bookings. 

On Saturday one team took a chilly bin of beer onto Wakefield. There was also some halfwit who thought urinating on the pitch was appropriate.

Because of this Masters 2 grade is now not going to have any games allocated on any Artificials. This is probably harsh on the teams in that grade not involved. However, there are plenty of other games that could be put there.

Clubs need to be absolutely aware that if this happens again, the following will happen:-

1) Only Juniors and Women will be able to play on artificials.
These two groups seem to be able to follow the rules better than Senior Men.

2) Worst case scenario is that WCC will ban football from using Wakefield and yes give it to Rugby.

If this email seems somewhat abrupt, it is meant to be. Hopefully the message will sink in about the respect and behaviour expected from the football community.

Regards

Cliff Bowden

Operations & Communications Manager

Capital Football

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Yeah people. Stop taking the piss!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Stupid old c**ts.
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Well said Mr Bowden only I wouldn't have been so civil.

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our Masters 2 team not happy at North Wgtn stuffing up their chances of playing on turf

Founder

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Seriously? Pissing on an artificial? Thats just ridiculous.

Although, fining/banning the club from playing on the artificial would seem fairer than banning those in the whole grade.aitkenmike2011-06-23 10:54:43
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We're playing on Nairnville this week.  Will tell the 10 yos that they aren't allowed to wee on the pitch and they'd better take their smokes out to the road at half time.

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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aitkenmike wrote:
Although, fining/banning the club from playing on the artificial would seem fairer than banning those in the whole grade.
 
I would say that banning a team from using the turf means that they will eventually lose games due to cancellations.  Thus in the end they will play catch up games, probably on the turf.
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Some of your oldfa*ts can't hold it anymore. Stop urinating around like dogs! We like Wakefield to be restricted to oval codes only. Thanks, old d**ks.
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I demand free catheters for all masters grades! The underlying problem here is the underfunding of the health system.
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Actually I would encourage you chaps to drink up and relieve yourselves al fresco. 
 
Then the kiddies (and the lasses) get more game time. 
 
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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2) Worst case scenario is that WCC will ban football from using Wakefield and yes give it to Rugby.

Hang on didn't Island Bay put in funds for Wakefield? I would think that they at least would not be banned.
 
Peeing on the field is just pathetic and I hope my club deals to the team involved.
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it is outright stupid.........would they pee in their own back yard? Wakefield has only just opened and these old dicks are out to ruin it for the whole footballing community.....I'll bet that they too are the biggest moaners about the lack of support football gets compared to rugby.

Queenslander 3x a year.

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Feverish wrote:
our Masters 2 team not happy at North Wgtn stuffing up their chances of playing on turf
 
Ditto Tawa
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liverpoolfan1 wrote:
Feverish wrote:
our Masters 2 team not happy at North Wgtn stuffing up their chances of playing on turf

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Ditto Tawa


Tawa is not happy, or Tawa stuffed it up?

Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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LF1 plays for Tawa in masters 2.  I suspect he indicating he and his team are annoyed at being impacted by this decision.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Nah, I'm pretty sure LF1 is admitting to being the one who pee'd on Wakefield.

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[QUOTE=aitkenmike]Seriously? Pissing on an artificial? Thats just ridiculous.

pissing on any pitch is ridiculous.....nearly as bad as all the dog crap
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just talked to the pisser who is a top bloke and when put in context he has been a bit hard done by to be fair.

Founder

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Feverish wrote:

just talked to the pisser who is a top bloke and when put in context he has been a bit hard done by to be fair.

 
put it into context for us then...
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You cant stop people smoking and people wont stop. Ive seen dozens of people smoking at Te Whaea despite the 'smokefree' signs around the field.
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bobboltontawa2 wrote:
Feverish wrote:

just talked to the pisser who is a top bloke and when put in context he has been a bit hard done by to be fair.

 
put it into context for us then...

Been drinking water, dying for a piss before the whistle, no toilets open, went discretely behind a tractor and between the pitches (not sure if that is turf or not), and apologised to the dude when told off. So not quite in the middle of the pitch and then telling security to piss off or anything. Anyway he is a good lad and apologises for the kerfuffle this has caused everyone.

Founder

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It's turfed across the whole field.
 
'good lads' can still do stoopid things.
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Toilets should have been open...

Allegedly

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There are toilets in the changing rooms, were the changing rooms not open?
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Closed. Still a dumb thing to do.
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Better than pissing yourself. I'd have done the same thing. Though obviously would have tried to find a descrete spot that wasn't artificial.

Allegedly

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How hard can it be to move 50 yards and take a piss in the bush?

Shockingly poor excuse.
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I've taken a pre-match piss at Wakefield heaps of times ... but up in the bushes.  It ain't difficult.
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el grapadura wrote:
How hard can it be to move 50 yards and take a piss in the bush?

Shockingly poor excuse.
but that would bring mud onto the turf

Founder

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Nah, there's a paved path.
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They better open the changing rooms tomorrow night...
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Tegal wrote:
Better than pissing yourself. I'd have done the same thing. Though obviously would have tried to find a descrete spot that wasn't artificial.
 
Hang on the clubrooms would have been open wouldn't they? Or as someone said go off into the bushes, very poor excuse me thinks.
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Hence the final sentence "Though obviously would have tried to find a descrete spot that wasn't artificial."
 
Apparently the toilets were closed.

Allegedly

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Thinking about this, all drivers should have been banded from the road after the first speeding ticket issued in NZ. simple. Close all pubs after first drink related fight. It would appear Hitler never died. KKK is in NZ
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We are talking about racism or gassing people, so that analysis is just stoopid.
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Ban entire league due to 1 player? Is this not the case
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There was another incident with a team from the same division.
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Hogster wrote:
Ban entire league due to 1 player? Is this not the case


And how does that relate to the KKK or nazis?
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