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An hour with Smeltzy, Lochy and Sigmund

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An hour with Smeltzy, Lochy and Sigmund
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Shane Smeltz and two Phoenix players (names TBC) will be in-studio with Daniel McHardy between 1-2pm this Saturday on Newstalk ZB, Wellington.
 
Your chance to ask questions, either by phone or post them here.
 
 
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How many horses and men did it take to put Clive Palmer together again when he collapsed the other week?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
How does feel to play infront of no fans?
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What's it like living in the shadow of Joel Porter's rather prominent proboscis? C-Diddy2009-10-22 16:28:50

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
who the hell is your hairdresser?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You won't score on Sunday ... but if, on the off chance you do ... Will you pull out the shhhh to the Phoenix fans ?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
How far before the date their allowed to did GCU approach you?

Considering I can count your supporters on one hand, do you have any regrets leaving Wellington?
Mr_Incredible2009-10-22 18:13:19
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How far before the date their allowed to did GCU approach you?

Considering I can count your supporters on one hand, do you have any regrets leaving Wellington?
 
 
You must have lots of fingers.

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH

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Shane,
 
I asked Ricki this question and didn't get an answer so I was wondering what your thoughts were?
 
If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape
 
Cheers,
 
Rupert!
 
 
Rupert Holmes2009-10-22 18:40:52
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
May I punch your Bollocks?
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Hard News wrote:
Does your Mrs know you're out ?
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Why were you rubbish in England?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
sack Ricki?

Founder

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ask Smeltzy what the tatoo down his back says - it looked to me like it said Deacon Blue on olde english writing.  Is he a massive fan of the band?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
also, it might be an idea to ask the other Phoenix players what their names are.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Are you willing to have a talk to Chris Greenacre about 101 ways to still score goals when you are on your own up front?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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Steve-O wrote:
Are you willing to have a talk to Chris Greenacre about 101 ways to still score goals when you are on your own up front?
 
Genius. This lad, Steve-O, is so funny and clever......!
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Hard News wrote:
Does your Mrs know you're out ?
 
I'm clearly missing the reference here...  What's this about?

14/11/09

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Lot's of conjecture when he left that his wife had decided she didn't like Wellington so that was why he moved.

How's my driving? - Whine here

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Posh Spice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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Hard News wrote:
Lot's of conjecture when he left that his wife had decided she didn't like Wellington so that was why he moved.
 
I just spent five days on the Gold Coast and I tell you what....if my partner was offered a job there paying $300K per year, I'd be gone in a shot.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I see...
 
Hard News wrote:
Lot's of conjecture when he left that his wife had decided she didn't like Wellington so that was why he moved.
 
I just spent five days on the Gold Coast and I tell you what....if my partner was offered a job there paying $300K per year, I'd be gone in a shot.
 
What if you could be Smeltz's partner and he got $300k a year?

14/11/09

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Addicks wrote:
I see...
 
Hard News wrote:
Lot's of conjecture when he left that his wife had decided she didn't like Wellington so that was why he moved.
 
I just spent five days on the Gold Coast and I tell you what....if my partner was offered a job there paying $300K per year, I'd be gone in a shot.
 
What if you could be Smeltz's partner and he got $300k a year?
 
From what I hear, he's very neat and tidy, so yeah....I reckon I'd go.
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Does your wife know that we all hate her?

Which other clubs have been interested in you over these past few months?  Other than that Turkish one and allegedly Norwich?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Smeltz, have you had any new offers surfacing from overseas? 


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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
snapp


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Shane can you please save all goals from now on till Nov 14th Oi Oi Edgecumbe2009-10-23 07:25:14

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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Steve-O wrote:
Posh Spice is a Slapper
She really loves to boast
She got sick of Wellington
And moved to the Gold Coast.
 
 
Fixed!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
who are ya?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So is the lifestyle on the Coast everthing you thought it would be?
Do you miss the wind and the rain?
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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Come on L'pool1 - what has the Gold Coast got that Tawa hasn't?....
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UPDATE: The Phoenix players to join Shane Smeltz are confirmed as Ben Sigmund and Tony Lochhead.
 
Any and all questions about Phoenix, All Whites etc welcome.
 
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Do you think that Ufuk Talay is a c**t?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oi, C-Diddy, they can't say that word on radio!

OK, do you think there is too much coffee in Wellington?

Who is your favourite football player?
Is there anyone you 'wish you could be as good as'?
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Bevan wrote:
Oi, C-Diddy, they can't say that word on radio!


I've gotten away with it plenty of times!

Having a listener base that can be counted on two hands probably helps though...
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How does it feel to betray ur countries only proffesional club when they needed u most, even after the coach saved your career and nearly every single child in the crowd looked up to you, only for you to be yet another unloyal sportsperson and leave us for the enemy? It's a touchy subject, i know                        
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