Dear FFA,
I'm one of the 24,278 Phoenix fans who were at the Ring of Fire on Sunday to support the Wellington Phoenix.
I'm sure I don't need to point out to you that Wellington delivered the biggest crowd of the first week of your finals series. In fact, 24,278 was nearly 6,000 (31%) more than the 18,453 who attended in Melbourne and over 20,000 (500%) more than attended on the Gold Coast.
In terms of revenue this means that me and my friends have just contributed approximately NZ$ 800,000 to the FFA's coffers. After deducting your costs I'm sure you still made a very healthy profit. And you must be relieved that this game wasn't held in Perth, whose stadium cannot even hold 24,000 fans!
You must also be very relieved that the Newcastle Jets upset Gold Coast United which means that there will now be another play-off game in Wellington rather than at Clive Palmer's House of Shattered Dreams (has the morality tale The Emperor's New Clothes ever been more applicable than to this absolute shambles of a club?). I suspect you might have actually lost money on the Gold Coast game this weekend but don't worry! I think you can reasonably expect another crowd of 25,000 or more in Wellington in two weeks time and another fat cheque for NZ$ 800,000 courtesy of me and my friends.
Anyway, bearing in mind the NZ$ 1.6m we Phoenix fans are giving you, I was just wondering if now might be a good time for you to give us some overdue assurance about the FUTURE OF OUR BELOVED FOOTBALL CLUB?
I understand the importance of the Asian Champions League and your desire to curry political favour in Asia, but surely your first priority is the long-term success of your premium product - the A-League - and developing quality A-League franchises that are based on a solid business model and that will be around for the long haul. After all, without a successful A-League the issue of the Asian Champions League becomes irrelevant.
After just one week of the finals series surely the contrasting fortunes of the Wellington Phoenix and Gold Coast United, both on and off the field, are enough to show you the way forward. The Wellington Phoenix is a shining example of the kind of franchise that you need in the future. Gold Coast United is not. DO THE RIGHT THING AND SECURE OUR FUTURE NOW!
Who knows?, if you were to make such a statement over the next two weeks you might even push attendance at our next home game up to a capacity 34,000 and make yourselves some more cash!
All the best,
terminator_x
Brilliant. Lets send it to the Qatar-i as well.