Carlos Hernandez Valverde

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over 12 years ago

pretty sure tis just paul ifill and they are photoshopping Hernandez's face onto his.

There's been no photos on the two in the same picture...

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over 12 years ago

playwithFire wrote:

pretty sure tis just paul ifill and they are fattoshopping Hernandez's face onto his.

There's been no photos on the two in the same picture...

E + R + O

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over 12 years ago

They should photoshop Carlos' head onto Tyler Boyd's body. It'd look like a bobblehead doll.

Ramming liberal dribble down your throat since 2009
This forum needs less angst and more Kate Bush threads

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over 12 years ago

the most exciting signing since Ifill! yeow!

and hes got some good looking thermals on too

I have an amazing ability to find my way out of mazes. I'm pathological.

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over 12 years ago

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/8895823/Phoenixs-marquee-signing-finally-arrives

Carlos likes to talk about himself in third person!

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

wait, where in the no dickheads policy does talking about yourself in the third person sit?

I have an amazing ability to find my way out of mazes. I'm pathological.

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over 12 years ago

Tegal doesn't think so.

Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

nufc_nz says its ok.

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

Within two hours of Carlos' arrival, KFC shares up 0.35% Coincidence????

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over 12 years ago

sthn.jeff wrote:

Within two hours of Carlos' arrival, KFC shares up 0.35% Coincidence????

KFC jokes. Come on. Lets move on

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over 12 years ago

TV wrote:

sthn.jeff wrote:

Within two hours of Carlos' arrival, KFC shares up 0.35% Coincidence????

KFC jokes. Come on. Lets move on

Move on? I say we double down on the K-Fry gags!

#Zinger

Am I HardNews in disguise?

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over 12 years ago

Manfred wrote:

TV wrote:

sthn.jeff wrote:

Within two hours of Carlos' arrival, KFC shares up 0.35% Coincidence????

KFC jokes. Come on. Lets move on

Move on? I say we double down on the K-Fry gags!

#Zinger

Way to make the new guy feel welcome

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over 12 years ago

TV wrote:

sthn.jeff wrote:

Within two hours of Carlos' arrival, KFC shares up 0.35% Coincidence????

KFC jokes. Come on. Lets move on

Sorry, must have missed the posting that you are now Editor in Chief. Congratulations!

What other things are a no go zone?

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over 12 years ago

Yay, at last he's here.Primo.

Welcome Carlos.

COYN

COYN

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over 12 years ago

sthn.jeff wrote:

TV wrote:

sthn.jeff wrote:

Within two hours of Carlos' arrival, KFC shares up 0.35% Coincidence????

KFC jokes. Come on. Lets move on

Sorry, must have missed the posting that you are now Editor in Chief. Congratulations!

What other things are a no go zone?

I dunno. New material. You should try it sometime!

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over 12 years ago

New material? Like the old 'selling his tv' gag you mean?

Oh.

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over 12 years ago

TV wrote:

sthn.jeff wrote:

TV wrote:

sthn.jeff wrote:

Within two hours of Carlos' arrival, KFC shares up 0.35% Coincidence????

KFC jokes. Come on. Lets move on

Sorry, must have missed the posting that you are now Editor in Chief. Congratulations!

What other things are a no go zone?

I dunno. New material. You should try it sometime!

What about Carbos Hernandez?

Fruglo on 15.01.2013 wrote:

Fuck this stupid game

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over 12 years ago

Come on guys, stop having a bit of fun. This is a serious forum, and a serious thread to welcome Carlos, that he is totally going to read. So don't post anything that will hurt his feelings ok?

Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

I love you carlos, you cheeky little drumstick :)

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over 12 years ago

Tegal wrote:

Come on guys, stop having a bit of fun. This is a serious forum, and a serious thread to welcome Carlos, that he is totally going to read. So don't post anything that will hurt his feelings ok?

Costa Rican cuisine -

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costa_Rican_cuisine

"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...

I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...

Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...

Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."

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over 12 years ago

Have it on good authority that TV is already Carlos' favourite poster.

Fruglo on 15.01.2013 wrote:

Fuck this stupid game

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over 12 years ago

Yeah this thread should be a complete love-in, that is all.

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over 12 years ago

Hi Carlos

Welcome to Wgtn, hope the flight was good.

What do you think of NZ?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 12 years ago

I wonder what a Carlos is doing today ? Maybe he'll just wing it.

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over 12 years ago

Where did the KFC thing originate?... did he do a Kurtley Beale/Little Jimmy O'Conner and get snapped having a late night feed?

E + R + O

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over 12 years ago

King Effing Carlos!

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over 12 years ago

SurgeQld wrote:

Where did the KFC thing originate?... did he do a Kurtley Beale/Little Jimmy O'Conner and get snapped having a late night feed?

KFC sponsor the Victory. Comments about him indulging in too much freebies.

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over 12 years ago

El Zorro!

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over 12 years ago

nufc_nz wrote:

I wonder what a Carlos is doing today ? Maybe he'll just wing it.

I suspect he has a date with a bird.

Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

Tegal wrote:

Come on guys, stop having a bit of fun. This is a serious forum, and a serious thread to welcome Carlos, that he is totally going to read. So don't post anything that will hurt his feelings ok?

Thanks Tegal

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over 12 years ago

TV wrote:

Tegal wrote:

Come on guys, stop having a bit of fun. This is a serious forum, and a serious thread to welcome Carlos, that he is totally going to read. So don't post anything that will hurt his feelings ok?

Thanks Tegal

I just don't want him to get depressed and start binge eating, especially after he has obviously worked so hard to get trim.

Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

Tegal wrote:

TV wrote:

Tegal wrote:

Come on guys, stop having a bit of fun. This is a serious forum, and a serious thread to welcome Carlos, that he is totally going to read. So don't post anything that will hurt his feelings ok?

Thanks Tegal

I just don't want him to get depressed and start binge eating, especially after he has obviously worked so hard to get trim.

Exactly...

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over 12 years ago

Ryan's Rovers wrote:

SurgeQld wrote:

Where did the KFC thing originate?... did he do a Kurtley Beale/Little Jimmy O'Conner and get snapped having a late night feed?

KFC sponsor the Victory. Comments about him indulging in too much freebies.

Thought so... also didn't think there was anything necessarily behind it. Same old Aussies.

E + R + O

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over 12 years ago

Junior82 wrote:

Hi Carlos

Welcome to Wgtn, hope the flight was good.

What do you think of NZ?

Do you like Cats?

Ohh shit that is also an old gag

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over 12 years ago

sthn.jeff wrote:

Junior82 wrote:

Hi Carlos

Welcome to Wgtn, hope the flight was good.

What do you think of NZ?

Do you like Cats?

Ohh shit that is also an old gag

How long until the "old gag" gag becomes an old gag TV? I'm quite enjoying it.

Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

sthn.jeff wrote:

Junior82 wrote:

Hi Carlos

Welcome to Wgtn, hope the flight was good.

What do you think of NZ?

Do you like Cats?

Ohh shit that is also an old gag

C'mon Jeff stretch those creative comedic legs out! I suspect you're on a diet of Big Bang Theory and the comfort of the same re-hashed jokes is like a warm blanket to you down there

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