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Carlos Hernandez Valverde

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over 12 years ago

He might read this forum, you know.......



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over 12 years ago

...........while eating his KFC.........



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over 12 years ago

Unlikely, they don't have free wifi.

E + R + O

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over 12 years ago

And he'll have greasy fingers

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over 12 years ago

HORROR THOUGHT! What if Carlos tries to cover Nixie in 11 secret herbs and spices?!?


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over 12 years ago
james dean wrote:

We need to start work on an El Zorro banner - I'm thinking Louis Fenton could be a brilliant Tonto...


actually I've changed my mind ifil should be tonto

Normo's coming home

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over 12 years ago

and why is that?

A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

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over 12 years ago
Doloras wrote:

HORROR THOUGHT! What if Carlos tries to cover Nixie in 11 secret herbs and spices?!?


Thats a delicious thought, I'll grab a pressure cooker.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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over 12 years ago

the ant wrote:




I've got dibs on the feet


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 12 years ago

Doloras - " HORROR THOUGHT! What if Carlos tries to cover Nixie in 11 secret herbs and spices?!?" 

is that before he tries to "slip in quietly" with a truckload of Vaseline?

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over 12 years ago



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over 12 years ago

Those inter-racial marriages never work....

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over 12 years ago


Any Hernandez sightings/news?.Greasy fingerprint on a pie wrapper ...  Anything at all?

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over 12 years ago

Salesmen back at work first off to KFC Kent Terrace - No sighting of The King of KFC. 

Have to send him back for his Fix with a wanted poster for the staff to help find HIM

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over 12 years ago

need some bait...



"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 12 years ago

Yes he would get here quicker with the reintroduction of the Double  Down. 

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over 12 years ago

I hope Fred de Jong is not assisting with getting Visa sorted.

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over 12 years ago

"a laidback and funny personality"


Translation - at training, sits on his backside and tells hilarious pornographic jokes in Spanish.


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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
As part of his immigration application he will have to complete a full medical. Part of this process involves a BMI calculation. This may be causing the delay as if it is greater then 35 it will be referred to a Medical Assesor.



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over 12 years ago

(quick calculations)

So he'd be over 100kg? Not impossible, given that he's shorter than me.


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over 12 years ago
Doloras wrote:

"a laidback and funny personality"


Translation - at training, sits on his backside and tells hilarious pornographic jokes in Spanish.


Mi perro no tiene nariz.
¿cómo huele?
Mal.
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over 12 years ago

No NZ consulate in Costa Rica, so visa had to go through America. 

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
Heaven forbid, DHL do go to many places in the world you know. They even have planes. The blame lies with the back room staff. The prep work should have started the day after he signed his contract. Hope we don't leave it to the last minute to sign our last two imports



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over 12 years ago
the ant wrote:


Mi perro no tiene nariz.

¿cómo huele?

Mal.


¡El LOL!

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over 12 years ago

This is going from sublime to ridiculous....where is a positive Nix statement that he is coming.

A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

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over 12 years ago

And I was criticised for being concerned...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 12 years ago

I stand by that criticism, even if he ends up not coming after all. 


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago

X2

Grumpy old bastard alert

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over 12 years ago

Er, why?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 12 years ago
TopLeft07 wrote:
Sam wrote:

He changed his facebook the other day so it now says he lives in Wellington and works for Wellington Phoenix. He may just slip in quitely get a few days to adjust/settle in then been presented to media/public

Still sceptical Steve-O?


Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 12 years ago
Steve-O wrote:

Er, why?

It's the boy crying wolf steve-o, you are such a miserable bastard that most of us just ignore whatever you say because its always doom this, oh my that. The negativity gets tiring and anything intelligent you might say is lost in that cloud of misery.
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over 12 years ago

What a load of shite, Napier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 12 years ago
Steve-O wrote:

What a load of shite, Napier.



No, Napier absolutely speaks the truth on this issue, imho.

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over 12 years ago
Doloras wrote:
Steve-O wrote:

What a load of shite, Napier.



No, Napier absolutely speaks the truth on this issue, imho.

Yeah, what I should've done is made the 200th KFC joke on this thread and not mentioned the fact Hernandez isn't here. Then I could've joined in with all of you others and been in the hilarious and cool club.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 12 years ago
Steve-O wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Steve-O wrote:

What a load of shite, Napier.



No, Napier absolutely speaks the truth on this issue, imho.


Yeah, what I should've done is made the 200th KFC joke on this thread and not mentioned the fact Hernandez isn't here. Then I could've joined in with all of you others and been in the hilarious and cool club.

Earlier this week, we were told he would be here this upcoming week. If he doesn't turn up by this time next week, then you can be angsty over it.
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over 12 years ago

He's had some visa issues, he'll be here this week apparently. Calm down, son. You could say it's finger lickin good.......



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over 12 years ago
Steve-O wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Steve-O wrote:

What a load of shite, Napier.



No, Napier absolutely speaks the truth on this issue, imho.


Yeah, what I should've done is made the 200th KFC joke on this thread and not mentioned the fact Hernandez isn't here. Then I could've joined in with all of you others and been in the hilarious and cool club.

well you didn't so you ain't

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over 12 years ago
Steve-O wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Steve-O wrote:

What a load of shite, Napier.



No, Napier absolutely speaks the truth on this issue, imho.


Yeah, what I should've done is made the 200th KFC joke on this thread and not mentioned the fact Hernandez isn't here. Then I could've joined in with all of you others and been in the hilarious and cool club.

Earlier this week, we were told he would be here this upcoming week. If he doesn't turn up by this time next week, then you can be angsty over it.

I'm not 'angsty' or negative about it. I merely expressed concern he's not here because I would really like him to be here.
Somehow that's interpreted as miserable by the same people who are slagging the player off for being fat, and calling me a bastard or whatever. Strange really.
I too hope to see him arrive asap, that is all. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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over 12 years ago
nufc_nz wrote:

He's had some visa issues, he'll be here this week apparently. Calm down, son. You could say it's finger lickin good.......


Careful, the usual suspects will be calling you a 'twat' and all the rest of it in a minute.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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