Hi all,
The club is doing a massive push on the membership front and is looking for some students/casuals to assist the players in call around. So they have come to us first to see if there are any interested people. Payment is $15/hr and the work will be during the day from next week, and potentially some evening sessions as well.
Anyone interested can email phoenixadmin@wellingtonphoenix.com.
Great to see the club being more proactive... get into it!
I can just imagine some poor bastard sitting at home on his couch when the phone rings:
Wife (calling from other room): "honey, there is someone from the Wellington Phoenix on the phone for you"
Man walks to other room, thinking to himself "wow, I hope it is Ifill....or Durrante......or Sigmund. I can ask them if they ever saw Herbert at training? How has Merrick settled in? Just how good does Mossy look standing in the shower?"
Man picks up phone: "hello"
Other end of the phone: "Hi, this is nufc_nz calling on behalf of the Wellington Phoenix...."
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
I can just imagine some poor bastard sitting at home on his couch when the phone rings:
Wife (calling from other room): "honey, there is someone from the Wellington Phoenix on the phone for you"
Man walks to other room, thinking to himself "wow, I hope it is Ifill....or Durrante......or Sigmund. I can ask them if they ever saw Herbert at training? How has Merrick settled in? Just how good does Mossy look standing in the shower?"
Man picks up phone: "hello"
Other end of the phone: "Hi, this is nufc_nz calling on behalf of the Wellington Phoenix...."
Hahaha!!!
"At the end of the drive the lawmen arrive...
I'll take my chance because luck is on my side or something...
Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand...
Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land..."
I can just imagine some poor bastard sitting at home on his couch when the phone rings:
Wife (calling from other room): "honey, there is someone from the Wellington Phoenix on the phone for you"
Man walks to other room, thinking to himself "wow, I hope it is Ifill....or Durrante......or Sigmund. I can ask them if they ever saw Herbert at training? How has Merrick settled in? Just how good does Mossy look standing in the shower?"
Man picks up phone: "hello"
Other end of the phone: "Hi, this is nufc_nz calling on behalf of the Wellington Phoenix...."
Grumpy old bastard alert
Hmph. I saw Herbert at training at Eden Park in February. He wasn't doing much, Greeny was running most of it, but he was there.
I can just imagine some poor bastard sitting at home on his couch when the phone rings:
Wife (calling from other room): "honey, there is someone from the Wellington Phoenix on the phone for you"
Man walks to other room, thinking to himself "wow, I hope it is Ifill....or Durrante......or Sigmund. I can ask them if they ever saw Herbert at training? How has Merrick settled in? Just how good does Mossy look standing in the shower?"
Man picks up phone: "hello"
Other end of the phone: "Hi, this is nufc_nz calling on behalf of the Wellington Phoenix...."
TBF...it's either that or randoms from student job search. Much rather have those interested in the Phoenix ringing around.
Hmph. I saw Herbert at training at Eden Park in February. He wasn't doing much, Greeny was running most of it, but he was there.
Perhaps they will use their nix knowledge to pretend to be players or staff. Put on a Scottish accent for Merrick, a Caribbean one for Iffy, Tawa one for Fenton..
Founder
I can just imagine some poor bastard sitting at home on his couch when the phone rings:
Wife (calling from other room): "honey, there is someone from the Wellington Phoenix on the phone for you"
Man walks to other room, thinking to himself "wow, I hope it is Ifill....or Durrante......or Sigmund. I can ask them if they ever saw Herbert at training? How has Merrick settled in? Just how good does Mossy look standing in the shower?"
Man picks up phone: "hello"
Other end of the phone: "Hi, this is nufc_nz calling on behalf of the Wellington Phoenix...."
Hmph. I saw Herbert at training at Eden Park in February. He wasn't doing much, Greeny was running most of it, but he was there.
That is what he does. Stands there and lets Greeny/Nelsen run everything. Part of me wants us to not qualify for the WC just so Herbert will GTFO.
Ricki will be done come either December or August. There will be a new AW coach sometime in the next 12 months.
Grumpy old bastard alert
Some more comedians in here I see..... Laugh it up.
Grumpy old bastard alert
Lighten up JV it was a light-hearted jab at nufc, he could've taken it far worse to his credit