Leonardo Love. Did they sign him from the set of a B grade Porno
company or something?
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bollocks - you've been brain-washed by the NZ media, with the
government involved as well.
Dan Carter was born in Australia and we kidnapped him when he
was 18.
Richie McCaw was born in Congo and lived there until he was
17.
Tony Woodcock was made in a factory in China.
Yeah and Carl Hayman was raised by a pack of silverback
gorrillas
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Cassio always cracks me up. Is there a calculator on the field? Or
maybe a digital watch?
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A few weeks back one of the commentators said something along the
lines of "watch Cassio".
For my money, and has been mentioned, for his name you can't
beat Simon Colostomybag of Perth.
And what is with a man under the age of 60 being called
Archie? Next there'll be a Cyril and an Arthur in the league.
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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watching some of the teams i cant help be reminded of the clip on
the 12th man cd years ago about f**koffyabitch, sonofabitch,
yeshecanski to nohecantski GOALSKI and now the substitute smith (i
hope i pronounced that correctly) comedy gold!
www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com
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Sory for taking this even further off-topic but have you heard the
12th man naming the Kwis league team...Jerry Seuseu, Iseeyou
Jerryjerry, Irealineedapoopoo, Pitiwe'reouttapapa and heres a
toungue twister...St-St-St-Stacey Jones..
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Back on topic or start another.
OR...banstick.
(I've let you off cos it's hilarious: Doyawantsome Tomatasauce? Noimokay Ta. GENIUS)
smithy2462007-11-06 16:57:15
OR...banstick.
(I've let you off cos it's hilarious: Doyawantsome Tomatasauce? Noimokay Ta. GENIUS)
smithy2462007-11-06 16:57:15
Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.
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michael the klitor.. i mean
theoklitos nah that one was easy
spugnuolo is bit of a tongue twister
giddyup2007-11-06 17:50:56
giddyup2007-11-06 17:50:56
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haha, I dunno bout names but sh*t cassio looks like fez from that
70's show,
and reinaldo looks like craig david,
multitalented I say.....
and reinaldo looks like craig david,
multitalented I say.....
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Back on topic or start another.
OR...banstick.
(I've let you off cos it's hilarious: Doyawantsome Tomatasauce? Noimokay Ta. GENIUS)
OR...banstick.
(I've let you off cos it's hilarious: Doyawantsome Tomatasauce? Noimokay Ta. GENIUS)
Frances Meli and sotoo IsItaly
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Cornthwaite....haha sounds like cornflake wen the ozzies say it
and Reinaldo, sounds and plays like a cheap knock
off
yeah the cornflake one was what my dad thought the commentators were saying haha
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me too
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Remember when we, the Kingz, signed up all the Greeks, paid heaps
for them, and the Bloc Five boys chanting "our whole team is
unpronouncable". that was bloody funny. Oi Oi Edgecumbe2007-11-06
22:04:31
Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet
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theoklitos
I find myself alway adding "-er" to the end of that one. Don't
even dislike the guy, it just seems right.
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Back on topic or start another.
OR...banstick.
(I've let you off cos it's hilarious: Doyawantsome Tomatasauce? Noimokay Ta. GENIUS)
OR...banstick.
(I've let you off cos it's hilarious: Doyawantsome Tomatasauce? Noimokay Ta. GENIUS)
Frances Meli and sotoo IsItaly
Petrol Seventycentsalitre for Pedro Civinaseva
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kaz (poofter) patafta
The name is just funny, wonder if his parents called him Karen
and he just shortens it.
Plus he looks like he is 5.
Santalab cracks me up to.
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kaz (poofter) patafta
The name is just funny, wonder if his parents called him Karen
and he just shortens it.
Plus he looks like he is 5.
Santalab cracks me up to.
Nah it's an awesome name, and it allows him a song to the tune
of "Rock the Casbah" by the Clash.
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Which leads me on to one of the funniest chants ever.
"He'll Shoot ,He'll Score,He'll eat ya labrador....Lei Lei
Gao,Lei Lei Gao....
Was worth the spilt beer and visit to the doctor to get the
stiches removed from my stomach
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f**koffyabitch, sonofabitch, yeshecanski to nohecantski GOALSKI and
now the substitute smith (i hope i pronounced that correctly)
comedy gold!
You have stolen my thunder
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mrdja has no vowels coz hes a croatian eg. prso srna but they sound
pirso and sirna
Not sure if Mrdja's Croatian (soinds Serb/Montenegrin to me, but I stand to be corrected), but you're very wroong on the pronunciation there. In Croatian the R sound is very soft and almost acts as an extra vowel. The correct pronunciation of the two names you've given is Pr-sh-oh and Srn-ah.
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Which leads me on to one of the funniest chants ever.
"He'll Shoot ,He'll Score,He'll eat ya labrador....Lei Lei
Gao,Lei Lei Gao....
Was worth the spilt beer and visit to the doctor to get the
stiches removed from my stomach
Yeh Tunnelrat that was bloody hilarious! as were all the calls
to Ricky to bring on the Chinese Geezer
Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet
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Kinda missed the boat on this one - but does anyone else find it
strangely ironic how Steven O'Dor has broken his nose twice?
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mrdja has no vowels coz hes a croatian eg. prso srna but they sound
pirso and sirna
Not sure if Mrdja's Croatian (soinds Serb/Montenegrin to me, but I stand to be corrected), but you're very wroong on the pronunciation there. In Croatian the R sound is very soft and almost acts as an extra vowel. The correct pronunciation of the two names you've given is Pr-sh-oh and Srn-ah.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats kind of exactly
what i meant
i just didnt put it down exactly anyway i think i would
know after all i did grow up in croatia
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James Robinson from Perth is fast heading toward having the
funniest name in the A-League. Even I would have scored half a
dozen sitters he's missed last week against the Phoenix and in the
first half of tonight's game v the Jets.
That open goal just before halftime was an incredible
miss.....!!
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Fred
Nikolai Topor Stanley
Mrdja
Leandro Love
Cassio
Dijiti (spelling)
some other but cant remeber atm
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mrdja has no vowels coz hes a croatian eg. prso srna but they sound
pirso and sirna
Not sure if Mrdja's Croatian (soinds Serb/Montenegrin to me, but I
stand to be corrected), but you're very wroong on the pronunciation
there. In Croatian the R sound is very soft and almost acts as an
extra vowel. The correct pronunciation of the two names you've
given is Pr-sh-oh and Srn-ah.�
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats kind of
exactly what i meant
�
�i just didnt put
it down exactly anyway i think i would know after all i did grow up
in croatia
Whereabouts did you grow up?
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Hyuk-Su Seo - cause it's Korean for "Sucker"
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mrdja has no vowels coz hes a croatian eg. prso srna but they sound
pirso and sirna
Not sure if Mrdja's Croatian (soinds Serb/Montenegrin to me, but I
stand to be corrected), but you're very wroong on the pronunciation
there. In Croatian the R sound is very soft and almost acts as an
extra vowel. The correct pronunciation of the two names you've
given is Pr-sh-oh and Srn-ah.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats kind of
exactly what i meant
i just didnt put it down exactly anyway i think i would
know after all i did grow up in croatia
Whereabouts did you grow up?
Sibenik, i take it from ur last name that u are of croatian
descent??
pedersen2007-11-12 18:05:18
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matt simon from ccm.
never trust a man with two first names 
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matt simon from ccm.
never trust a man with two first names
And the fact that he is an albino makes it all that much
funnier.
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mrdja has no vowels coz hes a croatian eg. prso srna but they sound
pirso and sirna
Not sure if Mrdja's Croatian (soinds Serb/Montenegrin to me, but I
stand to be corrected), but you're very wroong on the pronunciation
there. In Croatian the R sound is very soft and almost acts as an
extra vowel. The correct pronunciation of the two names you've
given is Pr-sh-oh and Srn-ah.�
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats kind of
exactly what i meant
�
�i just didnt put
it down exactly anyway i think i would know after all i did grow up
in croatia
�
Sibenik, i take it from ur last name that u are of croatian
descent??
Yep.
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Hyuk-Su Seo - cause it's Korean for "Sucker"
oh i thought it meant diver
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mrdja has no vowels coz hes a croatian eg. prso srna but they sound
pirso and sirna
Not sure if Mrdja's Croatian (soinds Serb/Montenegrin to me, but I stand to be corrected), but you're very wroong on the pronunciation there. In Croatian the R sound is very soft and almost acts as an extra vowel. The correct pronunciation of the two names you've given is Pr-sh-oh and Srn-ah.
I'm Czech rather than Croatian, but in Czech (also a Slavic language) a similar thing happens and both R and L can be used vowels. (Eg: the Czech word for arse is "prdl".)
Anyway, back to the topic, I can't believe no one has nominated "Cassio". Why isn't there a "Cassio watch out!" chant?!? Or "Casios are crap, buy a real watch!"?
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Kitzbichler (Melbourne in the first season)
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From the 12th man - classic one was Sione Foundmywiener
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Bruce Dijshiete Scottishbhoy2007-11-15 17:26:22
ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
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I always thought Smith (I hope I pronounced that correctly) was pretty good too!
Surge!
E + R + O
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Queensland's reserve keeper:
Griffin McMaster.
What a McMint name!
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