Half Time Entertainment

You could have police dogs hunting down a brass band somewhere on the pitch and then a fight to the death between them.

I'd put my money on the doggies.

Hot Dog Eating competition.

Chariot racing Ben Hur style!!

the Phoenix should get a mascot in a suit, and get it to fight to the death with the visiting teams mascot. Thats Entertainment.

I like the kids playing, but the ZM competitions were a bit lame from memory. Weren't they just how many times you can kick the ball in the air? And noone would get more than 3? Spinning round a pole would be far more entertaining, especially if they made them drink a litre of chocolate milk, then spin round the pole and try and score a goal.

A race, to see which YF member can make it to the other side first.

I doubt even a quarter will finish before 2nd half begins though.

Needs more me and Thommo in a three leged race. Cant believe we didnt scoop the grand prize money last year.

Hey, why not bring back that Brazilian drum band?  TUI BILLBOARD!!

any sort of comp for the fever members or anyone for that matter would be cool

Pin the tail on the muppet. This week it could be Smeltz for missing the penalty. Next week its whoever screws up the most on the weekend ;)

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get forty or so small children to don nix shirts and play football on the full-sized pitch

I never read all the way through but did some mention pole dancing in the first post?

You know that undermines your Kylie love...

What about the YF 11 vs challengers. Make it social and give the chance for various YF members to have a crack.

and to show off their bobsleding ability

bobsleding, sounds like a HN flop

Have a piss, get a pie, buy a beer, chat with some fellow supports and critique the first half and performances.

Is the half-time break about 10 minutes?

Loads of fit birds with big t**s jelly wrestling.

This is a fun thread...

Isn't it obvious? There is only one possible answer...

Farken, I'd pay extra just to see that...

Get the Phoenix Foundation to play a mini concert.

Game of footy between the two sets of fans. How awesome would that be? Not to watch (who watches half time entertainment anyway?) but to play would be massive!

Who are we meant to play against? There are hardly ever any away fans.

Well you might win a game then!

Paper scissors rock to decide who gets to represent the "away fans". I'm just keen to get on the field and have a run around, any field, WCC LET US PLAY!!!!

Half the Norwegian womens team v's half the US womens team.