Win today and we will officially #avoidthespoon
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
Win today and we will officially #avoidthespoon
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
Melbourne Victory 0 Wellington Phoenix 3
| P | W | D | L | GD | Pts | ||
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Sydney FC | 25 | 19 | 5 | 1 | 41 | 62 |
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Melbourne Victory | 25 | 14 | 3 | 8 | 17 | 45 |
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Melbourne City | 25 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 36 |
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Brisbane Roar | 24 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 36 |
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Western Sydney | 25 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 34 |
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Perth Glory | 25 | 8 | 9 | 8 | -3 | 33 |
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Wellington Phoenix | 25 | 8 | 5 | 12 | -4 | 29 |
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Adelaide United | 25 | 5 | 7 | 13 | -20 | 22 |
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Newcastle Jets | 25 | 5 | 7 | 13 | -21 | 22 |
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Central Coast | 24 | 5 | 5 | 14 | -18 | 20 |
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In the last two weeks, we have improved our goal difference by 8.
Brisbane Roar 5 Central Coast Mariners 1
| P | W | D | L | GD | Pts | ||
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Sydney FC | 25 | 19 | 5 | 1 | 41 | 62 |
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Melbourne Victory | 25 | 14 | 3 | 8 | 17 | 45 |
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Brisbane Roar | 25 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 39 |
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Melbourne City | 25 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 36 |
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Western Sydney | 25 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 34 |
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Perth Glory | 25 | 8 | 9 | 8 | -3 | 33 |
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Wellington Phoenix | 25 | 8 | 5 | 12 | -4 | 29 |
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Adelaide United | 25 | 5 | 7 | 13 | -20 | 22 |
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Newcastle Jets | 25 | 5 | 7 | 13 | -21 | 22 |
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Central Coast | 25 | 5 | 5 | 15 | -22 | 20 |
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Win today and we will officially #avoidthespoon
Given the ridiculously expensive squad we put together this season and a manager who on reflection was simply too dated in his approach to the rigors of the A league, "avoiding the wooden spoon" is nothing to be remotely proud about,it has been the the most frustrating season in the ten years I have followed the club,gimmicky nonsense like this albeit it humorous really dose nothing to appease me,we should be at the very least runners up in the main season and serious contenders for the overall title!
No backbone and no mental toughness,are we just happy to be the team that occasionally turns up like tonight?
The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.
Win today and we will officially #avoidthespoon
Given the ridiculously expensive squad we put together this season and a manager who on reflection was simply too dated in his approach to the rigors of the A league, "avoiding the wooden spoon" is nothing to be remotely proud about,it has been the the most frustrating season in the ten years I have followed the club,gimmicky nonsense like this albeit it humorous really dose nothing to appease me,we should be at the very least runners up in the main season and serious contenders for the overall title!
No backbone and no mental toughness,are we just happy to be the team that occasionally turns up like tonight?
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
We are on 29 Pts -4 GD We have Sydney Home and Roar Away
For us to get ahead of Perth (33Pts - 3 GD) , they will need to Loose 1 and Draw one and or Loose both. They play Roar Home and Melb City Home
For us to get ahead of WSW (34 Pts - O GD), they need to loose both.They Play Victory Home and Adelaide Away
Oddly enough, we could still finish in 5th place.
We could win one and draw one and still catch Perth assuming they loose both
Guess for anyone that is stupid enough to stick $100 on at the TAB, the odds would be huge.
Guess for anyone that is confident stick $100 on at the TAB. I reckon the odds would be huge.
Guess for anyone that is confident stick $100 on at the TAB. I reckon the odds would be huge.
....I wonder if TAB is privy to some inside info.....
Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days
A-League have produced a guide to the last two weeks http://www.a-league.com.au/article/your-guide-to-h...
Wellington Phoenix
Currently: Seventh
Points: 29
Goal difference: -4
Highest possible finish: Fifth
Lowest possible finish: Seventh
Remaining games: Sydney FC (H), Brisbane Roar (A)
After losing a quintessential six-pointer to Western Sydney in mid-March, every one of the last four games became a must-win for Wellington if they were to stay alive in the fight for the Finals. They’ve achieved that in impressive fashion so far, dispatching the Jets 5-0 before a head-turning 3-0 win at Melbourne Victory on Sunday.
If Glory get a point in Perth on Saturday night, Phoenix’s season will be over, but when they kick-off against Sydney FC in Wellington earlier that evening, the door will still be ajar. That gives Wellington every motivation to continue their late-season renaissance against the Sky Blue juggernaut and Premiers Plate winners.
A-League have produced a guide to the last two weeks http://www.a-league.com.au/article/your-guide-to-h...
Wellington Phoenix
Currently: Seventh
Points: 29
Goal difference: -4
Highest possible finish: Fifth
Lowest possible finish: Seventh
Remaining games: Sydney FC (H), Brisbane Roar (A)
After losing a quintessential six-pointer to Western Sydney in mid-March, every one of the last four games became a must-win for Wellington if they were to stay alive in the fight for the Finals. They’ve achieved that in impressive fashion so far, dispatching the Jets 5-0 before a head-turning 3-0 win at Melbourne Victory on Sunday.
If Glory get a point in Perth on Saturday night, Phoenix’s season will be over, but when they kick-off against Sydney FC in Wellington earlier that evening, the door will still be ajar. That gives Wellington every motivation to continue their late-season renaissance against the Sky Blue juggernaut and Premiers Plate winners.
???? Unless FeverBot is lying to me, this math is a little off? let's say Perth draw on Saturday and the Phoenix win, that would bring the Glory to 34 points and the Phoenix to 32, therefore it's still mathematically possible for us to snatch a place in the top six in the last round. Heck, it's even possible for us to catch the Wanderers but still finish behind Perth.
A-League have produced a guide to the last two weeks http://www.a-league.com.au/article/your-guide-to-h...
Wellington Phoenix
Currently: Seventh
Points: 29
Goal difference: -4
Highest possible finish: Fifth
Lowest possible finish: Seventh
Remaining games: Sydney FC (H), Brisbane Roar (A)
After losing a quintessential six-pointer to Western Sydney in mid-March, every one of the last four games became a must-win for Wellington if they were to stay alive in the fight for the Finals. They’ve achieved that in impressive fashion so far, dispatching the Jets 5-0 before a head-turning 3-0 win at Melbourne Victory on Sunday.
If Glory get a point in Perth on Saturday night, Phoenix’s season will be over, but when they kick-off against Sydney FC in Wellington earlier that evening, the door will still be ajar. That gives Wellington every motivation to continue their late-season renaissance against the Sky Blue juggernaut and Premiers Plate winners.
???? Unless FeverBot is lying to me, this math is a little off? let's say Perth draw on Saturday and the Phoenix win, that would bring the Glory to 34 points and the Phoenix to 32, therefore it's still mathematically possible for us to snatch a place in the top six in the last round. Heck, it's even possible for us to catch the Wanderers but still finish behind Perth.
Why am I not surprised the A-league article is wrong. Oops
Fox sports editorial?
Its written by Jason Pine, tweeted him about it and they are getting it fixed
Not a real fan, just pretending to be one!
A-League have produced a guide to the last two weeks http://www.a-league.com.au/article/your-guide-to-h...
Wellington Phoenix
Currently: Seventh
Points: 29
Goal difference: -4
Highest possible finish: Fifth
Lowest possible finish: Seventh
Remaining games: Sydney FC (H), Brisbane Roar (A)
After losing a quintessential six-pointer to Western Sydney in mid-March, every one of the last four games became a must-win for Wellington if they were to stay alive in the fight for the Finals. They’ve achieved that in impressive fashion so far, dispatching the Jets 5-0 before a head-turning 3-0 win at Melbourne Victory on Sunday.
If Glory get a point in Perth on Saturday night, Phoenix’s season will be over, but when they kick-off against Sydney FC in Wellington earlier that evening, the door will still be ajar. That gives Wellington every motivation to continue their late-season renaissance against the Sky Blue juggernaut and Premiers Plate winners.
???? Unless FeverBot is lying to me, this math is a little off? let's say Perth draw on Saturday and the Phoenix win, that would bring the Glory to 34 points and the Phoenix to 32, therefore it's still mathematically possible for us to snatch a place in the top six in the last round. Heck, it's even possible for us to catch the Wanderers but still finish behind Perth.
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
A-League have produced a guide to the last two weeks http://www.a-league.com.au/article/your-guide-to-h...
Wellington Phoenix
Currently: Seventh
Points: 29
Goal difference: -4
Highest possible finish: Fifth
Lowest possible finish: Seventh
Remaining games: Sydney FC (H), Brisbane Roar (A)
After losing a quintessential six-pointer to Western Sydney in mid-March, every one of the last four games became a must-win for Wellington if they were to stay alive in the fight for the Finals. They’ve achieved that in impressive fashion so far, dispatching the Jets 5-0 before a head-turning 3-0 win at Melbourne Victory on Sunday.
If Glory get a point in Perth on Saturday night, Phoenix’s season will be over, but when they kick-off against Sydney FC in Wellington earlier that evening, the door will still be ajar. That gives Wellington every motivation to continue their late-season renaissance against the Sky Blue juggernaut and Premiers Plate winners.
???? Unless FeverBot is lying to me, this math is a little off? let's say Perth draw on Saturday and the Phoenix win, that would bring the Glory to 34 points and the Phoenix to 32, therefore it's still mathematically possible for us to snatch a place in the top six in the last round. Heck, it's even possible for us to catch the Wanderers but still finish behind Perth.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactiv...

Melbourne City 1 Adelaide United 0
| P | W | D | L | GD | Pts | ||
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Sydney FC | 25 | 19 | 5 | 1 | 41 | 62 |
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Melbourne Victory | 25 | 14 | 3 | 8 | 17 | 45 |
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Brisbane Roar | 25 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 39 |
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Melbourne City | 26 | 11 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 39 |
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Western Sydney | 25 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 34 |
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Perth Glory | 25 | 8 | 9 | 8 | -3 | 33 |
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Wellington Phoenix | 25 | 8 | 5 | 12 | -4 | 29 |
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Newcastle Jets | 25 | 5 | 7 | 13 | -21 | 22 |
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Adelaide United | 26 | 5 | 7 | 14 | -21 | 22 |
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Central Coast | 25 | 5 | 5 | 15 | -22 | 20 |
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Wellington Phoenix 1 Sydney FC 1
| P | W | D | L | GD | Pts | ||
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Sydney FC | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 | 41 | 63 |
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Melbourne Victory | 25 | 14 | 3 | 8 | 17 | 45 |
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Brisbane Roar | 25 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 39 |
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Melbourne City | 26 | 11 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 39 |
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Western Sydney | 25 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 34 |
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Perth Glory | 25 | 8 | 9 | 8 | -3 | 33 |
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Wellington Phoenix | 26 | 8 | 6 | 12 | -4 | 30 |
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Newcastle Jets | 25 | 5 | 7 | 13 | -21 | 22 |
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Adelaide United | 26 | 5 | 7 | 14 | -21 | 22 |
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Central Coast | 25 | 5 | 5 | 15 | -22 | 20 |
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Wellington Phoenix 1 Sydney FC 1
| P | W | D | L | GD | Pts | ||
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Sydney FC | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 | 41 | 63 |
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Melbourne Victory | 25 | 14 | 3 | 8 | 17 | 45 |
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Brisbane Roar | 25 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 39 |
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Melbourne City | 26 | 11 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 39 |
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Western Sydney | 25 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 34 |
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Perth Glory | 25 | 8 | 9 | 8 | -3 | 33 |
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Wellington Phoenix | 26 | 8 | 6 | 12 | -4 | 30 |
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Newcastle Jets | 25 | 5 | 7 | 13 | -21 | 22 |
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Adelaide United | 26 | 5 | 7 | 14 | -21 | 22 |
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Central Coast | 25 | 5 | 5 | 15 | -22 | 20 |
>:l
Bugger, I wanted to displace WSW in the finals
Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet
Western Sydney Wanderers 0 Melbourne Victory 0
| P | W | D | L | GD | Pts | ||
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Sydney FC | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 | 41 | 63 |
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Melbourne Victory | 26 | 14 | 4 | 8 | 17 | 46 |
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Brisbane Roar | 25 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 39 |
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Melbourne City | 26 | 11 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 39 |
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Western Sydney | 26 | 8 | 11 | 7 | 0 | 35 |
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Perth Glory | 25 | 8 | 9 | 8 | -3 | 33 |
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Wellington Phoenix | 26 | 8 | 6 | 12 | -4 | 30 |
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Newcastle Jets | 25 | 5 | 7 | 13 | -21 | 22 |
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Adelaide United | 26 | 5 | 7 | 14 | -21 | 22 |
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Central Coast | 25 | 5 | 5 | 15 | -22 | 20 |
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Perth Glory 3 Brisbane Roar 1
| P | W | D | L | GD | Pts | ||
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Sydney FC | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 | 41 | 63 |
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Melbourne Victory | 26 | 14 | 4 | 8 | 17 | 46 |
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Melbourne City | 26 | 11 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 39 |
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Brisbane Roar | 26 | 10 | 9 | 7 | 5 | 39 |
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Perth Glory | 26 | 9 | 9 | 8 | -1 | 36 |
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Western Sydney | 26 | 8 | 11 | 7 | 0 | 35 |
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Wellington Phoenix | 26 | 8 | 6 | 12 | -4 | 30 |
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Newcastle Jets | 25 | 5 | 7 | 13 | -21 | 22 |
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Adelaide United | 26 | 5 | 7 | 14 | -21 | 22 |
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Central Coast | 25 | 5 | 5 | 15 | -22 | 20 |
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And that is us done, time to play some of the kids vs the Roar?
Points scored since Des & Greenie took charge
SYD P17 40pts
MVC P18 32pts
MCY P17 22pts
BRI P17 25pts
PER P17 24pts
WSW P17 24pts
WEL P18 24pts
NEW P16 16pts
ADL P17 16pts
CCM P16 11pts
Six months till the A League Refs and FFA cheat us again. I just wish they would give us a kiss first before they fudge us in the arse.
Points scored since Des & Greenie took charge
SYD P17 40pts
MVC P18 32pts
MCY P17 22pts
BRI P17 25pts
PER P17 24pts
WSW P17 24pts
WEL P18 24pts
NEW P16 16pts
ADL P17 16pts
CCM P16 11pts
Argh didn't see this... This is the table I made just now from when Des and Greenie took charge. 
Points scored since Des & Greenie took charge
SYD P17 40pts
MVC P18 32pts
MCY P17 22pts
BRI P17 25pts
PER P17 24pts
WSW P17 24pts
WEL P18 24pts
NEW P16 16pts
ADL P17 16pts
CCM P16 11pts
Argh didn't see this... This is the table I made just now from when Des and Greenie took charge. 
Which one has the correct points for MelbCiteh?
Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days
Think you've got some results there wrong, Jay. Shoots us up to fourth rather than 7th...
Could Feverbot oblige us and produce a table as follows:
- Table of A-League teams who came last at the end a season (= the wooden spoon), ranked by the number of times they came last.
This would include the usual suspects (the Jets, CCM, us) but must have other teams as well?
Actually, getting outplayed quite a bit these days
Points scored since Des & Greenie took charge
SYD P17 40pts
MVC P18 32pts
MCY P17 22pts
BRI P17 25pts
PER P17 24pts
WSW P17 24pts
WEL P18 24pts
NEW P16 16pts
ADL P17 16pts
CCM P16 11pts
Argh didn't see this... This is the table I made just now from when Des and Greenie took charge. 
Which one has the correct points for MelbCiteh?
Points scored since Des & Greenie took charge
SYD P17 40pts
MVC P18 32pts
MCY P17 22pts
BRI P17 25pts
PER P17 24pts
WSW P17 24pts
WEL P18 24pts
NEW P16 16pts
ADL P17 16pts
CCM P16 11pts
Argh didn't see this... This is the table I made just now from when Des and Greenie took charge. 
Which one has the correct points for MelbCiteh?
Central Coast Mariners 2 Newcastle Jets 0
| P | W | D | L | GD | Pts | ||
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Sydney FC | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 | 41 | 63 |
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Melbourne Victory | 26 | 14 | 4 | 8 | 17 | 46 |
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Melbourne City | 26 | 11 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 39 |
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Brisbane Roar | 26 | 10 | 9 | 7 | 5 | 39 |
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Perth Glory | 26 | 9 | 9 | 8 | -1 | 36 |
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Western Sydney | 26 | 8 | 11 | 7 | 0 | 35 |
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Wellington Phoenix | 26 | 8 | 6 | 12 | -4 | 30 |
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Central Coast | 26 | 6 | 5 | 15 | -20 | 23 |
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Adelaide United | 26 | 5 | 7 | 14 | -21 | 22 |
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Newcastle Jets | 26 | 5 | 7 | 14 | -23 | 22 |
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The wooden spoon could still be either Adelaides, Newcastles or Central Coast. Too close to call. Glad we aren't involved.


Golden boot race coming down to the wire too, prefer JMac to get it.
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Could Feverbot oblige us and produce a table as follows:
- Table of A-League teams who came last at the end a season (= the wooden spoon), ranked by the number of times they came last.
This would include the usual suspects (the Jets, CCM, us) but must have other teams as well?
Doesn't make great reading for New Zealand.
| Club | GP | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Season |
| NZK | 21 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 15 | 47 | -32 | 6 | 2005-06 |
| NZK | 21 | 5 | 4 | 12 | 13 | 39 | -26 | 19 | 2006-07 |
| WEL | 21 | 5 | 5 | 11 | 25 | 37 | -12 | 20 | 2007-08 |
| NEW | 21 | 4 | 6 | 11 | 21 | 39 | -18 | 18 | 2008-09 |
| ADL | 27 | 7 | 8 | 12 | 24 | 33 | -9 | 29 | 2009-10 |
| NQF | 30 | 4 | 7 | 19 | 28 | 60 | -32 | 19 | 2010-11 |
| GCU | 27 | 4 | 9 | 14 | 30 | 42 | -12 | 21 | 2011-12 |
| WEL | 27 | 7 | 6 | 14 | 31 | 49 | -18 | 27 | 2012-13 |
| MHT | 27 | 6 | 8 | 13 | 36 | 42 | -6 | 26 | 2013-14 |
| NEW | 27 | 3 | 8 | 16 | 23 | 55 | -32 | 17 | 2014-15 |
| CCM | 27 | 3 | 4 | 20 | 33 | 70 | -37 | 13 | 2015-16 |
| Team | # Last |
| Newcastle Jets | 2 |
| New Zealand Knights | 2 |
| Wellington Phoenix | 2 |
| Adelaide United |
1 |
| Central Coast Mariners | 1 |
| Gold Coast United | 1 |
| Melbourne Heart | 1 |
| North Queensland Fury | 1 |
Could Feverbot oblige us and produce a table as follows:
- Table of A-League teams who came last at the end a season (= the wooden spoon), ranked by the number of times they came last.
This would include the usual suspects (the Jets, CCM, us) but must have other teams as well?
Doesn't make great reading for New Zealand.
| Club | GP | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | Pts | Season |
| NZK | 21 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 15 | 47 | -32 | 6 | 2005-06 |
| NZK | 21 | 5 | 4 | 12 | 13 | 39 | -26 | 19 | 2006-07 |
| WEL | 21 | 5 | 5 | 11 | 25 | 37 | -12 | 20 | 2007-08 |
| NEW | 21 | 4 | 6 | 11 | 21 | 39 | -18 | 18 | 2008-09 |
| ADL | 27 | 7 | 8 | 12 | 24 | 33 | -9 | 29 | 2009-10 |
| NQF | 30 | 4 | 7 | 19 | 28 | 60 | -32 | 19 | 2010-11 |
| GCU | 27 | 4 | 9 | 14 | 30 | 42 | -12 | 21 | 2011-12 |
| WEL | 27 | 7 | 6 | 14 | 31 | 49 | -18 | 27 | 2012-13 |
| MHT | 27 | 6 | 8 | 13 | 36 | 42 | -6 | 26 | 2013-14 |
| NEW | 27 | 3 | 8 | 16 | 23 | 55 | -32 | 17 | 2014-15 |
| CCM | 27 | 3 | 4 | 20 | 33 | 70 | -37 | 13 | 2015-16 |
| Team | # Last |
| Newcastle Jets | 2 |
| New Zealand Knights | 2 |
| Wellington Phoenix | 2 |
| Adelaide United |
1 |
| Central Coast Mariners | 1 |
| Gold Coast United | 1 |
| Melbourne Heart | 1 |
| North Queensland Fury | 1 |