Major Club Announcement

RPNYC's new Chaffers Marina premises -

Oh shark HN just exploded.

Sackwacker made captain.

Sam Malcolmson will take credit for suggesting it.

Boyd sacked after being found in compromising position during a film at a local cinema

My money is on we get a license extension so, seeing the promise, a Russian Oligarch buys the team and uses their wealth to extend Merrick's contract and buy a new 15k seater stadium with all the trimmings. 

moving back to Auckland to be coached by New Zealand Football legends and all knowing football experts Sam Malcolmson and Danny Hay ;-)

the wellington supercity is joining the Asian confederation

can't be that major of an announcement if piney  hasn't tweeted it, then removed  it

George confirmed for Legends Game.

David Bain is designing next seasons playing strips.

You heard it here first!

It will be Ernies contract re-signing.....4 more years or something

I like the Russian oligarch taking us over rumour better

Gareth has bought a cat.

I have heard a whisper that the club are so impressed with Jeff attending the away game win, they are keen to fly him to the rest the games this season. And that they have introduced a travel ban to Patrick and Brandon whom they never ever want to see at another away game......Ever!

In reality, perhaps the club are going to put in a submission to permanently move to the Hutt Rec...including the Bellevue off the Hospice? Club administration to be working from the garden bar.

EPL club for a preseason game in wellington.

referees Association concede and tell club that they will play fair to both sides on the pitch from now on unless the Australian club is losing.

Bovril and mushy peas to be sold in the mezzanine floor of the stadium to bring in more punters.

Russian Oligarch seems possible, they all have to move their money out of the country and need to invest for a fast tracked citizenship. New food option: caviar and borscht.

Maybe North Korea, Gareth has good contacts and thought it's a flash. Halftime show will be 5000 Nixie kids dancing and marching in sync. We can't have evening games, because Kim Jon Un thinks lighting is overrated.

Nah our fans are way too shark / drunk to get the choreography right. That would anger our beloved leader-god. I think we stick with the Oligarch where possible. 

Bovril and pies more like it.

Other clubs have come together and promised that they will no longer try to hack/injure/kill, Roy, Burnsaldino & WeeMac like Serie A defenders did to Van Basten. 

They will also self regulate and call penalties against themselves (seeing as others seldom do) when they wipe out one of those guys as previously mentioned in the penalty area. 

And free ponies for every supporter (foundation members get a cute puppy as well).

Hmm maybe Ernie resigning or maybe Phoenix v Tottenham in the off season? 

resigning or re-signing?

YF sleeve sponcership.

by Watties? That will include year's supply of mushy peas to the Fever

Yellow and black striped goal nets!

is it a new admin appointment? Didnt they advertise a job a little while bck?

Newsleevesponsorasbandmoremerrick.

New major sponsor?   

Ernie to become Home Loans Manager for Newtown Branch of ASB?

Wonder if that is NZF given the rumour they were ending their sponsorship

Shark, if ASB move their sponsorship from the Premiership to the Nix....  

We've got the right colours for ASB...

Actually I just walked past the ASB on Lambton Quay and their signs have been changed to ABS. I'd guess that major sporting entity they referred to is the national eggball team

Have you any really bad ideas.  Just in case

New caterer for home games at the Ring of Fire