Wellington Phoenix Men

Mario Jardel

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Mario Jardel
Supporter world's best and worst football teams: Waikato/WaiBop, Kingz, Knights, Phoenix, The Argyle, The Whites & the All Whites

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Being stuck in Welling, London, I've not been able to keep up with the fastest Brazillian Ethiopian with a McD's voucher.
 
Hows he going?  Are the jets using big macs to get him to run and have the pitches needed reinforcing to hold his load?
Supporter world's best and worst football teams: Waikato/WaiBop, Kingz, Knights, Phoenix, The Argyle, The Whites & the All Whites

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Oh Welling!!!..... Its Wonderful!!! ... hmm doesn't have the same ring
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Pretty averagely by the looks of things. Apparently he has lost weight (would hate to have seen him preseason). Averaging 19 minutes per game, so not much game time (then he gets hungry and has to go off). You can see that there once was a legendary player there, but too old and tubby (I guess what I'm saying is that he reminds me off many YF members haha).
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Gary van Egmond didn't want him in the first place - and he's now not even putting him on the bench.  Mario is a bit of an embarresment to himself this season - and is living proof that you should sign players based on their abilities rather than their past records.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/welling.website/
 
Welling? What are you doing in Welling?
Profile pic. Should you be interested. Lakhsen, on the right, lost touch with him.
Mohammed, on the left, I'm still in touch with. He's now living in Agadez, Niger. More focused on his animals now as tourism has dried up. Is active with a co-op promoting local goods, leather work and bijouterie, into Europe. 
20/5/20

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hey its close to work (Greenwhich) and I had a trial for Welling FC but gotta a dodgy knee from snowboarding so.. ditto
Supporter world's best and worst football teams: Waikato/WaiBop, Kingz, Knights, Phoenix, The Argyle, The Whites & the All Whites

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
jardel was set to sign for glasgow rangers just a few seasons ago and i dont know what happened.
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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Hard News wrote:
They caught a glimpse of his pie-laden arse and said 'hell no' !
 
WRONG: He couldn't find any pies in Glasgow to load his arse with so turned them down!
Supporter world's best and worst football teams: Waikato/WaiBop, Kingz, Knights, Phoenix, The Argyle, The Whites & the All Whites

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Benjamin wrote:
Gary van Egmond didn't want him in the first place - and he's now not even putting him on the bench.  Mario is a bit of an embarresment to himself this season - and is living proof that you should sign players based on their abilities rather than their past records.


The reason van Egmond  didn't want him  on the bench was nothing to do with his(Jardels) previous record but simply a health and safety issue based on a engineers structural report on the tare weight and suspension capabilities of the actual bench itself !


Kiwi Jambo2007-11-06 08:53:55

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So that's a convaluted way of saying he a fat and lazy arsed Brazilian?!!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
phoenix07 wrote:
jardel was set to sign for glasgow rangers just a few seasons ago and i dont know what happened.


He wasn't injured enough so the Rangers club doctor refused to allow him to be signed! :)

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
disco_mart wrote:
Hard News wrote:
They caught a glimpse of his pie-laden arse and said 'hell no' !
 
WRONG: He couldn't find any pies in Glasgow to load his arse with so turned them down!
 
They were going to pay him in Deep Fried Mars Bars!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
He sticks his chest out like that ginga does in Full monty...

"Pidgeon brested twat"

"Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, anti-fat bastard cream there is none."

Wolfben2007-11-06 23:47:31
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