Mayfly

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

...and it's Popeye, not pop-eye.

No matter, be good if they print it.

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

2ndBest wrote:

It's Wood and Nelsen god darn it.

Letter is proably full of spelilng and grammar errors.. I gave up caring about that stuff long ago,

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

phil_style wrote:

2ndBest wrote:

It's Wood and Nelsen god darn it.

Letter is proably full of spelilng and grammar errors.. I gave up caring about that stuff long ago,

What you did there.

I see it.

Three for me, and two for them.

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

dethklok66 wrote:

Hey guys. Don't worry about Lawsy he just makes these random comments to get publicity for his talk show. I get the same thing at work as well "oh well they won't win the next game" it's really frustrating that the majority of the NZ public (who probably will only support rugby or cricket if we're doing well) are so pesimistic. That's one of the fantastic things of being a phoenix supporter, we are real supporters, not just supporters when we're winning. Michael Laws doesn't frustrate me, he doesn't make me hate him etc, he just makes me want to get out there and support my team even more. Peace

Great first post, keep it up, phuk the negativity, latch on to the affirmitive

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

phil_style wrote:

Just emailed this tot he Wanagui Chronicle, I couldn;t resist:

In November, the esteemed Mayor of W(h)anganui made the following statement about football, in relation to the All-White's qualification for the world cup "Sadly, last Saturday night was the lifecycle of the mayfly. It is already over." .

It seems that consistent results and crowds for the PWellington Phoenix and the recent form of Chris Woods and Ryan Nelson here in England have proved our mayfly is somewhat more resilient.

Mr Laws (now widely referred to as Mr. Lols) has cemented his place in the annals of New Zealand local politics idiocy. Why the good citizens let their public representatives embarrass their town in such a way is beyond me.

"sadly, Mr Law's analysis is pop-eye without his spinach. Weak"

i see phil's letter made the wanganui chronicle this morning will be watching the next few days to see if m. laws answers in the paper or sends phil an arrogant email.

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

They published a letter calling Lhaws "Mr Lols"?

I really don't know what to think of that.

14/11/09

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

holeinone wrote:

phil_style wrote:

Just emailed this tot he Wanagui Chronicle, I couldn;t resist:

It seems that consistent results and crowds for the PWellington Phoenix and the recent form of Chris Woods and Ryan Nelson here in England have proved our mayfly is somewhat more resilient.

"sadly, Mr Law's analysis is pop-eye without his spinach. Weak"

i see phil's letter made the wanganui chronicle this morning will be watching the next few days to see if m. laws answers in the paper or sends phil an arrogant email.

I'd emailed a day after requesting the correct spelling for Wood and Nelsen. Did they publish the right spelling or leave my erroneous nonsense in the letter?

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

chris woods and ryan nelson is the way they have spelt it no reply from m.laws yet

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

holeinone wrote:

chris woods and ryan nelson is the way they have spelt it no reply from m.laws yet[/QUOTE]

Did they print it as "Mr. Lols"??

I wouldn't expect a reply. Mr. Lols has sent a death wish to that paper:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10629495

[quote]Mr Laws had threatened in the past to withdraw the council's advertising spending from the Chronicle amid claims of negative editorial bias, however, Mr Jarden said the editorial integrity of the paper could not be bought, even if it meant losing the district council's communication contract.

ahmad2010-03-02 19:29:07

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

ahmad wrote:

holeinone wrote:

chris woods and ryan nelson is the way they have spelt it no reply from m.laws yet[/QUOTE]

Did they print it as "Mr. Lols"??

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I wouldn't expect a reply. Mr. Lols has sent a death wish to that paper:

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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10629495

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Mr Lols, still trying to apply playground 'hardman' tactics = tragic

"if you give me out, I'm taking my bat and going home"

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly

Fasinating... "The lifespan of an adult mayfly can vary from just 30 minutes to one day depending on the species. The primary function of the adult is reproduction ... Uniquely among insects, mayflies possess paired genitalia, with the male having two penises and the female two gonopores. ..."

Pathetic. Not apathetic.

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Random sporting trivia question

Which cricketer in a fist class game was bowled out for 4 (below 10, but not sure what exactly), picked up the ball threw it back to the bowler and said they came here to watch me bat, not you bowl and continued to bat??

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

That would be Mr Grace

GET YOUR SHIRTS OFF FOR THE BOYS

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Micheal Laws is an important component of our democracy. He is the buffoon that defines the line that shoul dnot be crossed. Every village needs an idiot

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DANALDO wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly

Sounds more like Mr Lols than football (he can go f#ck himself twice).

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

TouchMe wrote:

Random sporting trivia question

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Whilst the "correct" answer to your question is probably WG, virtually the same was said by a very young Alec Stewart playing in a charity match for Surrey in about 1987 against a small village, Tilford. He was caught at second slip and refused to leave because the crowd "have not come to watch you bowl and field". Not a first class match but still makes him a c*nt.

Anyway..as you were....back to Mr Lols

I'm slightly disappointed!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

New Zealand football must be the Steven Seagal of all mayflys... HARD TO KILL.

Bet the Nix's fantastic journey really sticks in the craw hey Mr Lols.

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

mayflies

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion.

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

especially when they are inter-bred with a Phoenix!!

Nix genes predominate completely!!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

BlattersBalls wrote:

New Zealand football must be the Steven Seagal of all mayflys... HARD TO KILL.

Bet the Nix's fantastic journey really sticks in the craw hey Mr Lols.

I doubt if the self-inflated mayorage could give a flying f***. Its all about him in the end. he wouldn't even get it. Generating 3 pages of discussion about Himself would be the only thing that matters.