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PAX Factor. Featuring the Paxometer

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
goldienz wrote:
Horus, god of Pax, is playing with our minds...

WE MUST ALL REPENT, THE END IS NIGH!
 
 
He has been sumwhat missing in action the last cpl of days. Maybe our PAX god Horus was kidnapped by Jets fans
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wibblebutt wrote:
mikecj wrote:
If 34,500 people show up it would, until the melborune/sydney final I would wager.
 
Hey! Who says!
 
Ye of little faith!


woe is me.

e: i meant grand final btw
mikecj2010-03-01 11:47:19

Central Hawkes Bay Nix
and tragic follower of Charlton Athletic 
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Horus is back in action after a well deserved sunday rest day
 
Let me see what I can do for official PAX numbers at this time......
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I, prophet of PAX, have been delving into the holy scrolls of yellow fever, and have a message to speak. The holy yellow fever scrolls indicate there may yet be more PAX for the faithful. and extra 500 to be specific.
What a joyous occasion for all of the devout brethren.

Long live PAX
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scarf.man wrote:
I, prophet of PAX, have been delving into the holy scrolls of yellow fever, and have a message to speak. The holy yellow fever scrolls indicate there may yet be more PAX for the faithful. and extra 500 to be specific.
What a joyous occasion for all of the devout brethren.

Long live PAX
 
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Toffeeman wrote:
Wibblebutt wrote:
mikecj wrote:
If 34,500 people show up it would, until the melborune/sydney final I would wager.
 
Hey! Who says!
 
Ye of little faith!
I think he's implying that either Melbourne or Syndey will be hosting the Nix in the final and that that game will also be a sell out but in a bigger stadium.
 
Gotcha



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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Wo-hoo for sellout at Westpax Stadium.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
goldienz wrote:
Horus, god of Pax, is playing with our minds...

WE MUST ALL REPENT, THE END IS NIGH!
   
   Yea verily I say unto you, I saw both ends in last Fridays Domsports Liftout, and I am truly deeply repentant that I didn't acquire more PAX numbers when I had the chance
I am praying for a haapy ending next weekend..............
 
 
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Um.  Sorry oh lord, but about this tithing business.  Do i have to give ticketek $6 everytime a want my PAX?
 
I mean it's not as if ticketek is even a pastor i would form a cult and pledge my first-born for.
 
Luv and kisses
Acolyte Junior82
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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Junior82 wrote:
Um.  Sorry oh lord, but about this tithing business.  Do i have to give ticketek $6 everytime a want my PAX?
 
I mean it's not as if ticketek is even a pastor i would form a cult and pledge my first-born for.
 
Luv and kisses
Acolyte Junior82
 
 
 
 
Does one not have to have sex first to aquire a first born ;)
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Immaculate conception ftw
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el grapadura wrote:
Immaculate conception ftw
 
That's a holey assumption
 

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I see the Dom Post is running a competition today ( B7 )  where they have 22 dbl passes up for grabs so thats 44 seats not yet filled stealthkiwi2010-03-01 13:22:05
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stealthkiwi wrote:
I see the Dom Post is running a competition today ( B7 )  where they have 22 dbl passes up for grabs so thats 44 seats not yet filled
 
Now you've done it!!
 
Dom Post headline, Thursday 04/03/2010
 
Fevered Fan Stalks Comp Winners
 
Sunday's sold out Phoenis Semi-final took a strange turn last night, when an unshaven man, wearing a suit covered with what appeared to be Egyptian Hieroglyphs, was arrested attempting to break into the bedroom of a Dominion Post competition winner.
 
The man, claiming to be an official of the 'Ministry of Pax' (sic) was found on a ladder outside the bedroom of an unnamed competition winner after police were sent to the houses of 18 Draw the player competition winners.  Police stated that they found the man as part of a routine investigation into a string of break-ins in which an intruder had broken into four homes demanding football tickets and 'Pax'.  All break-ins occurred at houses of Dominion Post competiton winners, the names of which were published in wednesday's edition.
 
Police have stated Pax is not a known drug in New Zealand and are seeking information from interpol.  Police have also asked the man's family to come forward, as he refuses to answer questions, and has made repeased demands for 'worship according to his station'.
 
-NZPA, Staff reporting

14/11/09

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Addicks wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
I see the Dom Post is running a competition today ( B7 )  where they have 22 dbl passes up for grabs so thats 44 seats not yet filled
 
Now you've done it!!
 
Dom Post headline, Thursday 04/03/2010
 
Fevered Fan Stalks Comp Winners
 
Sunday's sold out Phoenis Semi-final took a strange turn last night, when an unshaven man, wearing a suit covered with what appeared to be Egyptian Hieroglyphs, was arrested attempting to break into the bedroom of a Dominion Post competition winner.
 
The man, claiming to be an official of the 'Ministry of Pax' (sic) was found on a ladder outside the bedroom of an unnamed competition winner after police were sent to the houses of 18 Draw the player competition winners.  Police stated that they found the man as part of a routine investigation into a string of break-ins in which an intruder had broken into four homes demanding football tickets and 'Pax'.  All break-ins occurred at houses of Dominion Post competiton winners, the names of which were published in wednesday's edition.
 
Police have stated Pax is not a known drug in New Zealand and are seeking information from interpol.  Police have also asked the man's family to come forward, as he refuses to answer questions, and has made repeased demands for 'worship according to his station'.
 
-NZPA, Staff reporting
 
Really outstanding stuff.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Brilliant
 
Tho shhhh we shdn't be giving him ideas
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
That is truely how close I have come for Pax this past week, its like a drug that runs through your veins and takes over, you want PAX and then more PAX!! It's a sick obssession that takes hold, although my sins have been cleansed by the holy PAX god which whom followers are in no doubt experiencing the same delirium that is PAX!
 
 Watch out dom post readers, Horus is coming to a PAX near you!
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Horus wrote:
That is truely how close I have come for Pax this past week, its like a drug that runs through your veins and takes over, you want PAX and then more PAX!! It's a sick obssession that takes hold, although my sins have been cleansed by the holy PAX god which whom followers are in no doubt experiencing the same delirium that is PAX!
 
 Watch out dom post readers, Horus is coming to a PAX near you!
 
 
Actually having read your interesting detailed post's last week about the various possessor's of PAX I got the impression you were just running with a novel way to talk to cute chicks walking by ticketek locations     
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stealthkiwi wrote:
Horus wrote:
That is truely how close I have come for Pax this past week, its like a drug that runs through your veins and takes over, you want PAX and then more PAX!! It's a sick obssession that takes hold, although my sins have been cleansed by the holy PAX god which whom followers are in no doubt experiencing the same delirium that is PAX!
 
 Watch out dom post readers, Horus is coming to a PAX near you!
 
 
Actually having read your interesting detailed post's last week about the various possessor's of PAX I got the impression you were just running with a novel way to talk to cute chicks walking by ticketek locations     


Get your PAX out for the boys!

When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
ginger_eejit wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
[QUOTE=Horus]That is truely how close I have come for Pax this past week, its like a drug that runs through your veins and takes over, you want PAX and then more PAX!! It's a sick obssession that takes hold, although my sins have been cleansed by the holy PAX god which whom followers are in no doubt experiencing the same delirium that is PAX!
 
 Watch out dom post readers, Horus is coming to a PAX near you!
 
 
Actually having read your interesting detailed post's last week about the various possessor's of PAX I got the impression you were just running with a novel way to talk to cute chicks walking by ticketek locations     


I actually think the young ladies get into the whole PAX thing, they see me so passionate about the whole thing, they tend to feel sorry for me, that my obsession with  PAX has taken over, they then cheekily offer me words of advice followed by a cheeky grin along with a number...
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Horus wrote:
ginger_eejit wrote:
stealthkiwi wrote:
[QUOTE=Horus]That is truely how close I have come for Pax this past week, its like a drug that runs through your veins and takes over, you want PAX and then more PAX!! It's a sick obssession that takes hold, although my sins have been cleansed by the holy PAX god which whom followers are in no doubt experiencing the same delirium that is PAX!
 
 Watch out dom post readers, Horus is coming to a PAX near you!
 
 
Actually having read your interesting detailed post's last week about the various possessor's of PAX I got the impression you were just running with a novel way to talk to cute chicks walking by ticketek locations     


I actually think the young ladies get into the whole PAX thing, they see me so passionate about the whole thing, they tend to feel sorry for me, that my obsession with  PAX has taken over, they then cheekily offer me words of advice followed by a cheeky grin along with a number...
 
 
so what you're saying is you are putting up measly PAX numbers here while keeping the more important numbers to yourself
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Not at all my friend!!  I would never indulge in such selfish behaviour and certainly not around the fellow worshipers of PAX!!! THE REALTRUTH has always been put straight on the site for all you fellow pax addicts to enjoy!
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I AM McPAX, SON OF PAX, SENT HERE BY MY DADDY TO MAKE YOUSE YINS REFORM AND REPENT. IT IS A COUPLE OF THOUSAND YEARS SINCE MY LAST WEE VISIT, AND YOU DONT SEEM TO HAVE LEARNED BUGGER ALL IN THE MEANTIME. I'M LOOKING FOR ABOUT 40 SACRIFICIAL VIRGINS, A CRATE OF GLENFIDDICH AND A HALF DOZEN DB LAGER (IN THAT ORDER) AS LONG AS i DON'T RETURN EMPTY HANDED, WERE MY INSTRUCTIONS.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
2ndbest - my members/corporate info was miles off sorry.

the figures for the perth game...
stadium members: 2568
corporate box: 1303

Fuck this stupid game

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
You don't know what you're dong
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
TopLeft07 has no idea......
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
More of an idea than you Whooooo.
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
yeah, uppercut. i trusted a muppet on that one, he's been told.

Fuck this stupid game

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Andrew Saville on the sellout tonight: "biggest ever football crowd in NZ"??

Maybe I misheard but did you REALLY forget the second greatest moment in my life??

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Yup thats Saville for ya!
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
So I didn't mis-hear? Seriously how could any sports fan forget...

What was on TV3 tonight?

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Other than that,  a good piece!!

 
Ahmad .. your PM is FULL!! I shall email you instead ...
 
 
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Clearing now sorry. (too popular or too lazy - unsure which one lol)

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
2ndBest wrote:
More of an idea than you Whooooo.


mate, it was a joke. You know what that is ?
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
In the Dom Post today
 
"The last tickets to watch the Wellington Phoenix take on the Newcastle Jets on Sunday were sold yesterday. However, Phoenix chief executive Tony Pignata hoped at least some of 260 tickets reserved for Jets fans would be released in the next few days."
 
So thats 260 possible more PAX to chase. The same article also says
"Yellow Fever has put out a T-shirt for the game, with the slogan "Your first time is always special"
 
Where does one aquire these from?
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

From RYOS - see the stickied topic at the top of the forum.

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
IBTP.
E + R + O

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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
13 ticket auctions on TM now ...
 
 
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about 16 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
And I know its a free market and all so I am not going to get on a high horse about it (might be different if Nix and not the FFA were organising the match) but I do have a couple of queries, esp about the right to 'sell' Deloittes lounge passes on to the highest bidder.
 
I'd be quite interested to see what the original terms and conditions of those passes were ...
 
 
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