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Phoenix acquires Melbourne

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Phoenix acquires Melbourne

I say tackle him in the face.

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The YF Boys have taken Melbourne by storm, (League style) Stephen Betteridge has declared himself as the best dancer in GAY bar. Also, Josh Holden has annouced himself as Ginger Boy...for obvious resons.....which cannot be declared on this post...but I will leave it for yor imagination. Ewan relised his the only Yellow Fever member on tour to get some....and A) it wasn't ginger boy....(Even though they share a room) ...but a member of they Victorian Mens Club...( and NO! its not a strip bar).
 
Can' t wait for next years offical YF tour.......we may as well combine it with the Hero Parade....
 
Happy New Year....
(Josh Holden......using Santy the stallion's login...Meow!)

I say tackle him in the face.

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hope you boys are using your YF cards in Melborne

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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"WHAT GOES ON TOUR STAYS ON TOUR"  
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Thats what all Millwall fans say!

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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I don't want to jump to any conclusions here, but I really suspect the lads might be heinously pissed....

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I'm serious! The spelling...the implication that they're engaging in immoral acts with some of Melbourne's less than healthy (and not strictly speaking female) streetwalkers...it all points to the demon drink!
 
 
 
 
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Typical Andy Harper, states the obvious then repeats it every five minutes.

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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...and he goes on about Archie Thompson, even if his form is rubbish.

Jesus, KP is Andy Harper (only taller).

How's my driving? - Whine here

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You boys have got me...(don't let C-Diddiy know, I fear he wants me dead!)
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MUST...KILL...KIWI PIE!!!
 
Just had a thought...
 
Imagine Andy Harper and Emile Heskey in a good old fashioned Western Quickdraw Duel!!!
 
It would go for farken ages!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Dude, if I woke up and realised I was Andy Harper, I'd top myself quicker than an emo lemming.
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"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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An Emo Lemming:
 
"I can't be bothered jumping "

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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How many emo's does it take to change a light bulb?
 
None, emo's slit there wrists in the dark.
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I wish my lawn was emo then it would cut itself
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C-Diddy wrote:
An Emo Lemming:
 
"I can't be bothered jumping "
 
"I'd jump if I thought anyone would care..."
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kiwi pie wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
An Emo Lemming:
 
"I can't be bothered jumping "
 
"I'd jump if I thought anyone would care..."
 
I'll push you even if people don't care!!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Rumour has it Archie Thompson was at a function and went to the toilet. As he sat down on the Dalton, he heard a muffled voice. He stood up and looked down into the toilet bowl and with an astonished look said "Andy Harper? WTF are you doing down there?"
 
"Sorry Archie, my tongue lost it's grip when you sat down!"
Lonegunmen2008-01-11 15:51:16
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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BANSTICK!!!!!!!!!!! THE ALMIGHTY'S NAME WAS TAKEN IN VAIN!!!!!!
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kiwi pie wrote:
BANSTICK!!!!!!!!!!! THE ALMIGHTY'S NAME WAS TAKEN IN VAIN!!!!!!
 
Andy Harper?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Dalton?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!

The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!

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The Special One...Leonardo Da Archie...
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kiwi pie wrote:
The Special One...Leonardo Da Archie...
 
Special?  Does he receive money through Terry Serepisos' Charity???

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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C-Diddy wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
The Special One...Leonardo Da Archie...
 
Special?  Does he receive money through Terry Serepisos' Charity???
 
Of course, he's King of the Tards!
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How big is the Wellington contingent? I'm hoping you guys have a good turnout.
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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
must remember not to post when we get home at 5.30am this morning! It didnt make a lot of sense...

Founder

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Must remember to stay away from Ginger Boi and his side kick.
 
They even managed to lure the YF tour crew into a gay bar....as horrific as it sounds.....the journey was not wasted as that is where we found the one and only Betters.

I say tackle him in the face.

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Who the f**k is Archie Thompson?  
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The Fever go all the way to Melbourne... and go to a gay bar?
She wore a yellow ribbon
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they're the best places to pick up men
I like tautologies because I like them.
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kiwi pie wrote:
C-Diddy wrote:
kiwi pie wrote:
The Special One...Leonardo Da Archie...
 
Special?  Does he receive money through Terry Serepisos' Charity???
 
Of course, he's King of the Tards!
 
is his sh*tty haircut his crown?
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OK let play fact or fiction.

Fact: YF tour of Melbourne has been amazing, if your not here make sure your on the next one.

Fiction: Having 25,000 fans means a loud crowd - I only heard the Melbourne crowd 3 times, unfortunitly that was when they scored their 3 goals.  I reckon the Telstra Feverzone made more noise.

Fact: 40 degrees is to hot

Fiction: Stephen Betteridge cliamed best dancer in a gay bar - He was the only one who wasn't in the gay bar, he was next door at the bar waiting for everyone else. They were at the gay bar getting touched up by gay boys and each other.

Fact: Melbourne woman luv Fever boys and will do anything to please them

Fiction: Yellowfever now owns Spearmint Rhino and Gold Fingers - we only have full VIP access, make sure you show your fever card.
 
Fact: We had a police escort turn up at the bar to supervised us drinking and got us to the game safely.
 
Fact: photos will follow once censored and back in Welly!
 
betters2008-01-12 14:19:17
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Maybe a new Chant:
 
We saw your mum
(we saw your mum)
At Goldfingers
(at Goldfingers)
We saw your mum at Goldfingers
We showed our cards and got a discount!
We saw your mum at Goldfingers! 

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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chant of the night
Betters: You're going down like MY sister
Everyone: Can we meet your sister? Can we meet your sister?

Founder

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Who scored santy? thats right the 1 and only "gay" ginger boy...with a girl! while you were at the boy bars i was enjoying the company of a very lovely young ladyGinger Boy2008-01-12 15:47:32
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3-0 to the Victory on the pitch....but 3-0 to the Fever off the pitch!!!

Great work by the boys, and we sung the victory down in both pre and post match pubs.  There was some top ladies being nailed by the fever....doing Welli proud!!

And Gingerboy took first prize for a first class 23 year old hottie from Adelaide.....hiding behind the safety of his gay alter ego then striking at the right moment!!!

Can you hear the Victory sing....No-ooo, No-ooo


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about 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I scored the casino!

I say tackle him in the face.

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