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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:

I'm sensing sexual tension


Oh yeah, I want to sex Toto SO HARD. I want to run my fingers through his (her?) Mr T haircut.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:
Cosimo wrote:

I'm sensing sexual tension


Oh yeah, I want to sex Toto SO HARD. I want to run my fingers through his (her?) Mr T haircut.
 
Lady doth protest too much...
 
 
I like tautologies because I like them.
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Cosimo wrote:
Doloras wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Doloras wrote:
I'd say "Doc Marten-wearing superstar", what with being a butch lesbian and all.



 
Don't be so hard on yourself!


I'm not a butch lesbian, but my girlfriend is. (And so is Toto.)
 
If two lesbians have sex in the middle of the woods, and no  one is around to see it, does anyone get a stiffy?
 
Can we swap Toto for a real butch lesbian ?
 
At  least she'll go down in the box! 

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kiwi Hatter wrote:

Can we swap Toto for a real butch lesbian ?

�

At �least she'll go down in the box!�



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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kiwi Hatter wrote:
 
Can we swap Toto for a real butch lesbian ?
 
At  least she'll go down in the box! 

Grumpy old bastard alert

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Up until last night I thought Toto was given a rough treatment, and had more potential than most people thought/gave him credit for.
 
I'm Bigtobz. And I was wrong.
 
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Will Toto be T*t* or *o*o from now on?
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Poor little Tonto!  

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jag wrote:
Poor little Tonto!  
 
Is it time for the 'Lone Ranger' jokes?
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
scribbler wrote:
Jag wrote:
Poor little Tonto!  
 
Is it time for the 'Lone Ranger' jokes?


In the present circumstances, 'Loan Arranger" might be better

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Jag wrote:
Poor little Tonto! �


"Kemo sabe" is actually Apache for "butch lesbian". Trufax.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Doloras wrote:
Jag wrote:
Poor little Tonto!  


"Kemo sabe" is actually Apache for "butch lesbian". Trufax.



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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
scribbler wrote:
Jag wrote:
Poor little Tonto!  
 
Is it time for the 'Lone Ranger' jokes?
 
 
Due to his lack of time on the pitch, he must be the LAWN STRANGER

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
I'm going to call you all out - at least toto puts in effort. Pretty sad dissing him, when he's part of the Phoenix.   I don't rate him particularly high and I think it would have been good to see Clapham on instead, but you guys are being harsh as. At least he looks interested when he's on the pitch.
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
foamy wrote:
I'm going to call you all out - at least toto puts in effort.


Does he? You did watch the game last night, right?

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
foamy wrote:
I'm going to call you all out - at least toto puts in effort. Pretty sad dissing him, when he's part of the Phoenix.   I don't rate him particularly high and I think it would have been good to see Clapham on instead, but you guys are being harsh as. At least he looks interested when he's on the pitch.
I would look interested if I were on the pitch for the Phoenix.
Doesn't mean I can play a decent game of football.

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Toto - A for effort. We need more players like him.

Oh and have a gold star son

Fuck this stupid game

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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Saw the game. He was rubbish no doubt. Doesn't mean he wasn't trying to make things happen. For this reason he shouldn't be dissed.

Topleft, get a clue. Your sarcasm is old.
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
Kiwi Hatter wrote:
foamy wrote:
I'm going to call you all out - at least toto puts in effort. Pretty sad dissing him, when he's part of the Phoenix.   I don't rate him particularly high and I think it would have been good to see Clapham on instead, but you guys are being harsh as. At least he looks interested when he's on the pitch.


I would look interested if I were on the pitch for the Phoenix.
Doesn't mean I can play a decent game of football.


I agree he's obviously not the kind of quality we need. But the guy at least wanted to be there. Why diss him?
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about 15 years ago · edited over 13 years ago
foamy wrote:
Kiwi Hatter wrote:
foamy wrote:
I'm going to call you all out - at least toto puts in effort. Pretty sad dissing him, when he's part of the Phoenix.   I don't rate him particularly high and I think it would have been good to see Clapham on instead, but you guys are being harsh as. At least he looks interested when he's on the pitch.


I would look interested if I were on the pitch for the Phoenix.
Doesn't mean I can play a decent game of football.


I agree he's obviously not the kind of quality we need. But the guy at least wanted to be there. Why diss him?
 
Of course he wanted to be there, he is a professional footballer.
Maybe we should pay some of these guys commission only, (my income is performance based)
If they dont perform they dont eat.
 
(and if you've seen the size of me with my shirt off, it's obvious that I havent missed many meals)

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