Wellington Phoenix Men

R23 vs WSW | Sun 19th March | 9:00pm | SS2

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about 9 years ago

I think it will be bed time soon

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about 9 years ago

my questions:

- where the hell are they playing this game at? Makes it look like there is no one there 

- why is it our 10 year birthday now? Our first game was in September or something?

- what is this revolutionary new tactic of playing no left back?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 9 years ago

Looks like the team are already thinking about the off season. I don't know why I bother to watch them. I recorded the bachelor so that'll be my night, fellas.



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about 9 years ago

Sub Parkhouse now.

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about 9 years ago

That was the worst first 10 minutes of football I've I've seen from any team ever.

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about 9 years ago

Moss is the only Phoenix player on the field.

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about 9 years ago

Feels like its 7 v 11. No midfield or fullbacks.

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about 9 years ago

kiwikev wrote:

I think it will be bed time soon

Ive already gone. Cant stand the adverts on the field. Good night

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about 9 years ago

Fenix wrote:

kiwikev wrote:

I think it will be bed time soon

Ive already gone. Cant stand the adverts on the field. Good night

Yeah, the two layers of it are really off putting

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about 9 years ago

Fenix wrote:

kiwikev wrote:

I think it will be bed time soon

Ive already gone. Cant stand the adverts on the field. Good night

The adverts are very over the top. Terrible.

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about 9 years ago

siac wrote:

Fenix wrote:

kiwikev wrote:

I think it will be bed time soon

Ive already gone. Cant stand the adverts on the field. Good night

The adverts are very over the top. Terrible.

Sadly they aren't the most offensive visual thing on the pitch though.  Our passing is worse, followed closely by our two up and under corners.

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about 9 years ago

Ouch, 30th minute tactical sub.  That's embarrasing.  Why on earth was Parkhouse starting in front of Doyle anyway?

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about 9 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

my questions:

- where the hell are they playing this game at? Makes it look like there is no one there 

- why is it our 10 year birthday now? Our first game was in September or something?

- what is this revolutionary new tactic of playing no left back?

- Australian Rules football ground.

- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- Since there is no Tratt, there is no left back.

Adelaide's resident Nix supporter
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about 9 years ago

It isn't just the two layers,  it's  that they are animated and constantly changing. Feel like it is going to give me a seizure.

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about 9 years ago

Parkhouse dragged ?

Adelaide's resident Nix supporter
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about 9 years ago

siac wrote:

Sub Parkhouse now.

Omg they read the game threads 

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about 9 years ago

what a tackle by Doyle 

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 9 years ago

You'd think that in a game that is the making or breaking of the season, the team might show up.

Apparently not.

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about 9 years ago

Make another sub

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about 9 years ago

Not a Fullback costs us another goal

Yay

Time to go to bed until next season, guys

a.haak

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about 9 years ago

Casper the ghost at right back 

Founder

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about 9 years ago

The back four is a shambles and has been all year Tratt has been the best and he can't defend, Durante is finished Rossi has given weeks ago and what people see in Doyle OMG the teams a joke at the moment but there's another 45min to go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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about 9 years ago · edited about 9 years ago · History

FML. Sitting here Sunday night, kids in bed, looking forward to a great finish to the weekend.

Proper 6 pointer and then they play like this? No will, no heart. No nothing.

That's it then. Onto the next season after a hugely disappointing season.

This was supposed to be something special.

We got a 4+3+3 deal and signed Barbarouses and Finkler.

The players need to take a good look at themselves.

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about 9 years ago

Wake me up when we play like we want to stay in the league again

a.haak

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about 9 years ago
This performance is #nixlevel of sadness.
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about 9 years ago

Going for 4-1 the Wanderers,absolute garbage,total revamp needed and a manager who has the balls to kick this bunch of wage thieves into to touch,Morrison has used the carrot its now time now for  the stick!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 9 years ago

One minute in to the second half and we have let the ball trickle out over the sideline with three players within 2 metres of it, and passed it 3 yards to a Sydney player.

We are dire.

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about 9 years ago

How did Barbarousis,a guy ranked in the top 6 in the league for speed last season, suddenly become so slow?

It's like he has been trained by Leo Bertos, who suddenly lost all speed when he came here

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about 9 years ago

I wonder what it's like to have full-backs...

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about 9 years ago

I love this club, but the last few months, I sometimes wonder why I am watching.  It almost feels like it's out of obligation at the moment.  Something really needs to change.

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about 9 years ago

Kiwi Jambo wrote:

Going for 4-1 the Wanderers,absolute garbage,total revamp needed and a manager who has the balls to kick this bunch of wage thieves into to touch,Morrison has used the carrot its now time now for  the stick!

where on earth do you think we are going to get the "1" from?

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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about 9 years ago

Terrible today, and in a game when we really needed our "stars" to stand up.  I feel let down today

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about 9 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

Kiwi Jambo wrote:

Going for 4-1 the Wanderers,absolute garbage,total revamp needed and a manager who has the balls to kick this bunch of wage thieves into to touch,Morrison has used the carrot its now time now for  the stick!

where on earth do you think we are going to get the "1" from?

I said 4-nil to the wife before kick off. 

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about 9 years ago

aitkenmike wrote:

I love this club, but the last few months, I sometimes wonder why I am watching.

It's the same reason casinos are full of degenerates playing pokie machines 24/7. Hope. 

False hope.

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about 9 years ago

Embarrassing. Playing like we're just asking to be booted out of the league.

I won't be there next weekend to watch this rubbish. Doubt I'll be at the Sydney game either. Sick of this shark.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe_B5CzbTJo - Caceres winning penalty v Perth - footage from the Fever Zone

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about 9 years ago

And as for those two clowns masquerading as coaches on the bench they should GTF  now !

Completely out of their depth,couldn't run a Wgtn Div five Masters team !

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 9 years ago

siac wrote:

aitkenmike wrote:

I love this club, but the last few months, I sometimes wonder why I am watching.

It's the same reason casinos are full of degenerates playing pokie machines 24/7. Hope. 

False hope.

Nope, it's not that.  Ever since maybe a couple of weeks before the Merrick resignation, I have had almost a sense of dread before the games, not hope at all.  Hope would give some sort of pleasant feeling while watching I think.  I don't have that at all.

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about 9 years ago · edited about 9 years ago · History

4-1 93rd min charity goal!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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about 9 years ago

could be a few tv deals on trade me 

Founder

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about 9 years ago

aitkenmike wrote:

One minute in to the second half and we have let the ball trickle out over the sideline with three players within 2 metres of it, and passed it 3 yards to a Sydney player.

We are dire.

Moses?

Kotahitanga. We are one.

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