Wellington Phoenix Men

Replacing the Retro Ricki

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over 12 years ago

something like that is what I was thinking - quite simple but with added humour/quality by having the transcript of some commentary on there.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 12 years ago

"Piney, I've got to lie down"


"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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over 12 years ago

Like it... could have "Total Football" with a pic of Gaz' head on a feline body on the back.

E + R + O

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over 12 years ago

Image of Penalty Shoot out, with the infamous "Ohhhh Piney,  I need a lie down" comment below

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over 12 years ago
Manfred wrote:

Nice idea! What goals would top the list of all time best Phoenix goals?

I remember some sweet 1 touch pinball resulting in a goal vs the Jets. No idea who scored but we won by lots. 



Kosta back heel to Greenie who scored.

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over 12 years ago

What about the Wind goal? Surely that could do well on a T-Shirt.

Or P.Idgeon?

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over 12 years ago

The Eugene Dadi bicycle kick would be right up there, not sure how you could represent that on a t-shirt though


Yellow Fever - Misery loves company

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over 12 years ago

It might be more like: "Piney, you talk. I've got to lie down."

I think it was on one of the podcasts and I used to have it as a ring tone a while back.


"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 12 years ago

Ricki Herbert's Plan A.
Whack it up to Tones, hit in a cross.
Leo, try again.
Louis pick up the scraps.
Give it to Ifill, check, check, goal.


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over 12 years ago

The Pav method:

If at first you don't succeed, try again. And again, and one more time.

Then give up and abuse the gaffer on twitter.


"Phoenix till they lose"

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over 12 years ago


Totori Football

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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over 12 years ago

Think brockies wind goal would be a good one for that. 


Allegedly

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over 12 years ago
Tegal wrote:

Think brockies wind goal would be a good one for that. 

+1 (PS see post #86)
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over 12 years ago

Only 1 person can join the 100 club this season, Ifill. What about an 'Ifill good' shirt?

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over 12 years ago

"Ifill Good" - James Brown?

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over 12 years ago

Fixed for new coach & squad obviously. Wouldn't take me long. Actually works OK as a hoodie, I had one made.

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over 12 years ago
I like that. The goal ones aren't a very ironic or lasting image like the RR was.


Fuck this stupid game

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over 12 years ago

^  = gold!

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over 12 years ago

Hi-rez /posterised / black and white versions all available on request... Doo eeet! I made a hoodie of this in Melbourne and i had people chasing me down the stairs after the nix game asking where I got it from. The details work surprisingly well. tho.. opinions?



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over 12 years ago


How about a customised YF version of this for a Tour Shirt?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago
Manfred wrote:

I'll just leave this here...



I like this one (and also mine because I'm awesome) but I'm skeptical how many people want to see Uncle Gaz's manly chest.
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over 12 years ago

Hi-rez /posterised / black and white versions all available on request... Doo eeet! I made a hoodie of this in Melbourne and i had people chasing me down the stairs after the nix game asking where I got it from. The details work surprisingly well. tho.. opinions?




"Like"
Why nine secret ingredients?

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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over 12 years ago

Also might have to change the Best Before Date !

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

Nix nine (owners). Nine member of the youth development squad. Take your pick.

Think of the best before date as the artist's signature (it's my birthday). I use "artist" in a loose sense here. Can be changed if required.

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over 12 years ago


What about the people who are Gluten intollerant?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History
C-Diddy wrote:


What about the people who are Gluten intollerant?


I have the ideal product.


Besides, it's baking powder not custard. Things turned to custard last season. Not this one.
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over 12 years ago · edited over 12 years ago · History

Fixed for new coach & squad obviously. Wouldn't take me long. Actually works OK as a hoodie, I had one made.

I don't think Koreans would like it

Founder

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over 12 years ago

Hi-rez /posterised / black and white versions all available on request... Doo eeet! I made a hoodie of this in Melbourne and i had people chasing me down the stairs after the nix game asking where I got it from. The details work surprisingly well. tho.. opinions?




very good +2
I like the idea of "Now with secret Scottish ingredients"
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Rise up, Wellington!
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over 12 years ago

Think of the best before date as the artist's signature (it's my birthday). I use "artist" in a loose sense here. Can be changed if required.


Very good
Very Cryptic
But, very good.

We're the WELLINGTON Phoenix

And this is our Home

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over 12 years ago

Nix nine (owners). Nine member of the youth development squad. Take your pick.

Think of the best before date as the artist's signature (it's my birthday). I use "artist" in a loose sense here. Can be changed if required.

Nine secret herbs and spices.?
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over 12 years ago

"New packaging. Same sh!t inside"


"Sure to rise. Just add whiskey"


"For best results place in a Ring of Fire"



"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

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over 12 years ago
sthn.jeff wrote:

Nix nine (owners). Nine member of the youth development squad. Take your pick.

Think of the best before date as the artist's signature (it's my birthday). I use "artist" in a loose sense here. Can be changed if required.

Nine secret herbs and spices.?


Carlos has enough temptation as it is.
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over 12 years ago


A fan is a fan.

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over 12 years ago


Haha cool.

What about ... Durable Nix

Oi Oi Edgecumbe... lets have a clean sheet

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