Ridiculous Player Signing Suggestions
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Yeah, I thought my suggestion of signing Les Ferdinand was
perfectly reasonable.
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Let's face it, if every discussion that was talking a load of
bollocks was locked, 95% of threads on this site would be shut
down.
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And Les is a great shout, but would you play him up front with
Rooney or Torres?
He'd go really well with Torres....
el grapadura2008-01-22 10:12:56
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Yeah, I thought my suggestion of signing Les Ferdinand was
perfectly reasonable.
Let's face it, if every discussion that was talking a load of
bollocks was locked, 95% of threads on this site would be shut
down.
[QUOTE]Agree 100%.
[QUOTE=danielsleftball]
And Les is a great shout, but would you play him up front with
Rooney or Torres?
He'd go really well with Torres....
Great idea, use Les as the target man and Torres pace to latch
on to the knock downs and flick ons, we'd crucify every team
in the league, do you think Ricki has thought of this, if not if
anyone's got his mobile number I'll give him a shout and pass on
our advice. Thanks for your support el_grapadure, I'm glad
someone else takes this team seriously.
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No worries DLB. The genius bit about signing Les is that he can
then influence the rest of the family to come down to, and with Rio
and Anton we'll have the best defence in the league as well. Not
only that, but after we win the O-league we'll go to the CWC and
have a pretty good shot of winning it.el grapadura2008-01-22
10:13:41
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No worries DLB. The genius bit about signing Les is that he can
then influence the rest of the family to come down to, and with Rio
and Anton we'll have the best defence in the league as well. Not
only that, but after we win the O-league we'll go to the CWC and
have a pretty good shot of winning it.
When Ricki goes to Man U to replace the jock time lord, you're
my first choice as replacement. Not only a great footballing
brain but obvious man management skills.
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What can I say, I try my best.
But your best won't be enough
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No worries DLB. The genius bit about signing Les is that he can
then influence the rest of the family to come down to, and with Rio
and Anton we'll have the best defence in the league as well. Not
only that, but after we win the O-league we'll go to the CWC and
have a pretty good shot of winning it.
Does that mean we'll get Franz as well?
Maybe they can pen us a theme tune?
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No worries DLB. The genius bit about signing Les is that he can
then influence the rest of the family to come down to, and with Rio
and Anton we'll have the best defence in the league as well. Not
only that, but after we win the O-league we'll go to the CWC and
have a pretty good shot of winning it.
Does that mean we'll get Franz as well?Maybe they can pen us a
theme tune?Yep, we're getting Franz too, both the band and the Austrian prince who got his head blown off.
The more Ferdinands the merrier.
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Once we have enough Ferdinands, we can change the name of the club
to Ferdinand United.
Hmm, maybe it's time to lock this thread too....
Hmm, maybe it's time to lock this thread too....
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Imelda could bring the boots
Be interesting seeing the Ferdinands tottering round in gaudy
gold high heels.
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i think we should sign the HULK
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Givanildo_Vieira_De_Souza
He's young and has scored 37 goals for his current club! !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Givanildo_Vieira_De_Souza
He's young and has scored 37 goals for his current club! !
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I think Ferenc Puskas playing off Nandor Hidegkuti, with
Hidegkuti as a deep lying centre forward might be a better
option... TheJam2008-01-23 07:45:30
Nix, Leyton Orient and Alloa Athletic supporting schmuck.
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at last someone who understands the value of experience
Nat Lofthouse has to be signed
Nat Lofthouse has to be signed
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at last someone who understands the value of experience
Nat Lofthouse has to be signed
Nat Lofthouse has to be signed
I'd been counting down the minutes till your Nat
Lofthouse post arrived 
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Just for Bobdylan. Leo Bertos, it'd be a riddiculous signing cause
he's "sh*t."
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i think we should sign the HULK
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Givanildo_Vieira_De_Souza
He's young and has scored 37 goals for his current club! !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Givanildo_Vieira_De_Souza
He's young and has scored 37 goals for his current club! !
only playing in J-league division 2 so his wages cant be
that high.. imagine the fan following of a player called hulk..
sign him up.
rodfarva2008-01-23 13:01:58
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at last someone who understands the value of experience
Nat Lofthouse has to be signed
Nat Lofthouse has to be signed
I'd been counting down the minutes till your Nat
Lofthouse post arrived
sometimes adding his name to these topics is the only thing that keeps me
sane
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Just for Bobdylan. Leo Bertos, it'd be a riddiculous signing cause
he's "sh*t."
did you see he's wanting Daniel dropped now!!! Muppet
Queenslander 3x a year.
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Would Colosimo be a good signing for the Nix?
Proud to have attended the first 175 Consecutive "Home" Wellington Phoenix "A League" Games !!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
The Ruf, The Ruf, The Ruf is on Fire!!
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i think hes pretty much confirmed for sydney, there is some talk in
the other thread he might even play for them this weekend
bopman2008-01-23 15:21:44
www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com
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Just for Bobdylan. Leo Bertos, it'd be a riddiculous signing cause
he's "sh*t."
did you see he's wanting Daniel dropped now!!! Muppet
hes is sh*t. and i am a muppet.
daniel must have won the a-league award for giving away the
most possession.
bobdylan2008-01-23 15:35:45
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Yeah, I thought my suggestion of signing Les Ferdinand was
perfectly reasonable.
Let's face it, if every discussion that was talking a load of
bollocks was locked, 95% of threads on this site would be shut
down.
[QUOTE]Agree 100%.
[QUOTE=danielsleftball]
And Les is a great shout, but would you play him up front with
Rooney or Torres?
He'd go really well with Torres....
Great idea, use Les as the target man and Torres pace to latch
on to the knock downs and flick ons, we'd crucify every team
in the league, do you think Ricki has thought of this, if not if
anyone's got his mobile number I'll give him a shout and pass on
our advice. Thanks for your support el_grapadure, I'm glad
someone else takes this team seriously.
ME thats right if you are talking ridiculous signing my
details 53 years old, the more kindly would call me portly, still
play defenive mid holding the ball directing the play.
Can give ref a bit of check when needed, good at the needle in
the match.
So Rickie just sent email and fare and i will be right over.
If the budget will allow then Roonet & Torres
Socceroo/ Mariner / Whangarei
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Just for Bobdylan. Leo Bertos, it'd be a riddiculous signing cause
he's "sh*t."
did you see he's wanting Daniel dropped now!!! Muppet
hes is sh*t. and i am a muppet.
daniel must have won the a-league award for giving away the
most possession.
I�m really undecided about Daniel, as unpopular as this may be, I�m not sure he brings as much to the team as everyone says. Admittedly when he does deliver he does so in style and I�m aware that he�s one of the leagues leaders in the assist stats. However, he does give the ball away a lot, he does go down too easily, he sometimes overcomplicates play with �Brazilian flair� tricks and flicks and discipline is a problem. How much more could he deliver if only he was more consistent? I guess to me Daniel is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you�re gonna get.
To stay in line with the topic though, of course he�ll be dropped when we sign Glen Hoddle.
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Would Colosimo be a good signing for the Nix?
Yes if you ignore my previous post he can hold the centre of
the park and direct play.
Socceroo/ Mariner / Whangarei
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I hear from my sources that Pele has just agreed to terms with the Phoenix, and Ricki is currently in talks with Robin van Persie and Manu Vatuvei
loyalgunner2008-01-23
21:47:43
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Robin van Persie
Pfft. Marco van Basten is quitting as the Dutch coach after EURO 2008, and my source tells me he's signed a 2-year deal with the Phoenix.
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I hear Tawera Nikau's looking for a club. He's got a great left
foot.
Coat's on .....
Door's open....
Taxi's waiting.
Coat's on .....
Door's open....
Taxi's waiting.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
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Robin van Persie
Pfft. Marco van Basten is quitting as the Dutch coach after EURO 2008, and my source tells me he's signed a 2-year deal with the Phoenix.
What do you mean pfft? Ricki said to me over the phone that there is about a 80% chance of us securing van Persie before the weeks end.
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Only problem is RvP is only good for about half the games in a
season.
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Robin van Persie
Pfft. Marco van Basten is quitting as the Dutch coach after EURO 2008, and my source tells me he's signed a 2-year deal with the Phoenix.
What do you mean pfft? Ricki said to me over the phone that there is about a 80% chance of us securing van Persie before the weeks end.
Means I'd rather have MvB than RvP playing for the Nix. After all, Marco is one of the greatest goal scorers ever...
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I understand from a very reliable source tha Ricki has convinced Bobby Moore to come back from the dead and sign a two year contract.
There is also talk (although this is only rumour) that Ricki will return from Europe via South America and will be busting Maradonna out of rehab with the view to signing him on a 30 year deal.
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I understand from a very reliable source tha Ricki has convinced Bobby Moore to come back from the dead and sign a two year contract.
There is also talk (although this is only rumour) that Ricki will return from Europe via South America and will be busting Maradonna out of rehab with the view to signing him on a 30 year deal.
Surely a 30 year deal is for too long
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I understand from a very reliable source tha Ricki has convinced Bobby Moore to come back from the dead and sign a two year contract.�
There is also talk (although this is only rumour) that Ricki will return from Europe via South America and will be busting Maradonna out of rehab with the view to signing him on a 30 year deal.
Surely a 30 year deal is for too long
No its perfect deal 30 yrs excellent
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