Normo's coming home
Normo's coming home
Pretty good finishing (bar the PSC final).
Goal Poaching.
Allegedly
Normo's coming home
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
For me the most impressive thing about Smeltz is his ability to hold the ball up under extreme pressure. I'm not saying that's the absolute key to his success but it's an essential part of his game; eg, in the lead up to his goal on Sunday he controlled a tricky ball into the box, fended off two Bling defenders, then laid it off to Lochead who then supplied him with the cross for the header.
a.haak

Maybe a chant about "Feed the Smeltz and he will Score" in the making!
Fitz
Fitz2008-10-02 07:02:06
he does have a great first touch and close ball control
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When Hibs, went up, to win the Scottish Cup - I wisnae there - furfuxake!
so lets recap. Smeltz has the following attributes:
* heading
* finishing
*poaching
*ability to hold up play, and control under tight marking
*defends from the front
* scores 8 or 9 out of every 10 chances
* strength to hold off multiple defenders
* great first touch and ball control
* awareness of everyone else on the pitch
* ability to get into the right postions to score
* retains possesion well
* etc, ect, etc
I got tired of writing out what was written above.
So if he has all those attribures, how did he not manage to be a success at conference level in the UK? He sounds like Van Niistroy combined with George Best and Maradona.
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Out of the 9 attempts on goal this season (on and off target) he has scored 4.
Last season 36 attempts on goal for 9 goals, comparing that to nut puncher who scored 12 goals from 75 attempts on goal
Bullion2008-10-02 11:30:39
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight
Founder
Frankie or someone else?
Out of the 9 attempts on goal this season (on and off target) he has scored 4.
Last season 36 attempts on goal for 9 goals, comparing that to nut puncher who scored 12 goals from 75 attempts on goal
I thought this thread was for overexaggeration?

a.haak

so lets recap.� Smeltz has the following attributes:
* heading
* finishing
*poaching
*ability to hold up play, and control under tight marking
*defends from the front
* scores 8 or 9 out of every 10 chances
* strength to hold off multiple defenders
* great first touch and ball control
* awareness of everyone else on the pitch
* ability to get into the right postions to score
* retains possesion well
* etc, ect, etc
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I got tired of writing out what was written above.
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So if he has all those attribures, how did he not manage to be a success at conference level in the UK?� He sounds like Van Niistroy combined with George Best and Maradona.
Being a striker you get less chance to show your wares as there is only a few spots in the line-up and goal scoring is a decisive factor in selecting. A striker can be dumped even when he is playing well because the midfield doesn't give him much ball service or options and hence it affects is goals per game analysis.
He was playing reasonable for AFC Wimbledon at Isthmian League Premier Division level that saw them close to promotion to conference south then transfer to Halifax Town at conference national level which was two levels higher.
He was playing for Halifax Town in the conference national level who was struggling for a couple of years prior to his signing in 2005/06 and was already starting to be in serious debt at the time. In the May 08, Halifax Town was found to owed over �800,000 to Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs. The Revenue refused any deal and that effectively finished the club � already over �2 million in the red. They now play in Northern Premier League Division One North in the new season under the new name F.C. Halifax Town after they been removed Football Conference and being reformed by fans.
So in summary, he was playing under a stink club with a stink manager who didn't know football and never saw the best out of his players. Halifax town was in debt and couldn't find anyone to replace their long term stink manager.
Bad for them and good for us.
The silly thing is that we know he would be successful at least at the Football league championship level had he transfered into the right club and even into the EPL. His ability is somewhat similar to the abilities of Harry Kewell and Mark Viduka up front IMO.
so lets recap. Smeltz has the following attributes:
* heading
* finishing
*poaching
*ability to hold up play, and control under tight marking
*defends from the front
* scores 8 or 9 out of every 10 chances
* strength to hold off multiple defenders
* great first touch and ball control
* awareness of everyone else on the pitch
* ability to get into the right postions to score
* retains possesion well
* etc, ect, etc
I got tired of writing out what was written above.
So if he has all those attribures, how did he not manage to be a success at conference level in the UK? He sounds like Van Niistroy combined with George Best and Maradona.
Being a striker you get less chance to show your wares as there is only a few spots in the line-up and goal scoring is a decisive factor in selecting. A striker can be dumped even when he is playing well because the midfield doesn't give him much ball service or options and hence it affects is goals per game analysis.
He was playing reasonable for AFC Wimbledon at Isthmian League Premier Division level that saw them close to promotion to conference south then transfer to Halifax Town at conference national level which was two levels higher.
He was playing for Halifax Town in the conference national level who was struggling for a couple of years prior to his signing in 2005/06 and was already starting to be in serious debt at the time. In the May 08, Halifax Town was found to owed over �800,000 to Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs. The Revenue refused any deal and that effectively finished the club � already over �2 million in the red. They now play in Northern Premier League Division One North in the new season under the new name F.C. Halifax Town after they been removed Football Conference and being reformed by fans.
So in summary, he was playing under a stink club with a stink manager who didn't know football and never saw the best out of his players. Halifax town was in debt and couldn't find anyone to replace their long term stink manager.
Bad for them and good for us.
The silly thing is that we know he would be successful at least at the Football league championship level had he transfered into the right club and even into the EPL. His ability is somewhat similar to the abilities of Harry Kewell and Mark Viduka up front IMO.
Bad for them and good for us.
The silly thing is that we know he would be successful at least at the Football league championship level had he transfered into the right club and even into the EPL. His ability is somewhat similar to the abilities of Harry Kewell and Mark Viduka up front IMO.
Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.
"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003
So if he has all those attribures, how did he not manage to be a success at conference level in the UK? He sounds like Van Niistroy combined with George Best and Maradona.
We are evaluating him as a good A LEAGUE player and his performances in this league, the attributes listed are those seen in his performance at this levelnot thinking should i pass or should i shoot
...just paired up with another striker to complement his talents.A small town in Europe........looking to bounce straight back up....well that aint going to happen

ive got a song that wont take long, Adelaide are rubbish.. the second verse is same as the first.. ADELAIDE ARE RUBBISH
He's OK at holding the ball, he does lose it a bit, his positioning is above average...
But above all else, 6 days out of 7 - Smeltz buries most of his chances. From memory his first 5 goals last year came from 6 shots on target?
There are far superior players on the ball (Brosque, Hernandez), but they fluff chances regularly. Smeltz makes up for his lack of comparative skill with very good finishing.
Queenslander 3x a year.
