Sore throat

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Sore throat

I say tackle him in the face.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Does anyone have a quick fix?

I say tackle him in the face.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

gargle sand.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Frankie Mac wrote:

gargle sand.

ive been gargling broken glass it feels.

might not chant so loud next.... go back to sign language.

I say tackle him in the face.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Whisky. Lots of it!

Apparently I'm apathetic, but I couldn't care less.

"Being a Partick Thistle fan sets you apart. It means youre a free thinker. It also means your team has no money." Tim Luckhurst, The Independent, 4th December 2003

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Gargle salt water, or lemon juice. Really helps strengthen the vocal chords for the next game!!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

You could always try "Get Hard Pills"

Its no longer a problem.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Or... "Difflam Forte, Anti-inflammatory throat spray"

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Toffeeman wrote:

You could always try "Get Hard Pills"

Viagra?

A dog with a bone :)

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

nightz wrote:

Toffeeman wrote:

You could always try "Get Hard Pills"

Viagra?

Nah, it'll get stuck in your sore throat and give you a stiff neck in 3 hrs.

Its no longer a problem.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Toffeeman wrote:

nightz wrote:

Toffeeman wrote:

You could always try "Get Hard Pills"

Viagra?

Nah, it'll get stuck in your sore throat and give you a stiff neck in 3 hrs.

speaking from personal experience it seems

I say tackle him in the face.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

A filthy Redsh1te fan told me. He says WeArdGerrard is Ard for a reason. Get in the box, make like a viaga overdose and fall over.

Its no longer a problem.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

Its a shame Gary Neville didn't take your advice. I don't think "tooling" the ball off the line is a Red Card!!!

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

make your mini-Phoenix stand up at least

I like tautologies because I like them.

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over 18 years ago · edited over 13 years ago

buy some of these lollies against sore thorat. They have a bit of anesthetic in them and should numb the place.

Or else gargle salt+vinegar. Long, slow gargles with that stuff really can make a miracle!

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