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YF PGA Golf Invitational

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YF PGA Golf Invitational
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Hello all,

We at the Fever are full of ideas. Some great . Some not so.  But one that arose during a noms outing over new years was the possibility of a Yellow Fever PGA golf invitational tournament.

Basically it would comprise of whoever is interested heading down to a golf course.  Whacking a few balls, yelling some expletives, having a few beverages, and firing up a BBQ.   We�d be looking at playing a course where it wouldn�t matter if the fairways were cut to shreds with stray gold swings.  Something like Makara or Berhampore where green fees and golf club hire is pretty cheap.

We�d hopefully get some of the Phoenix boys to join us and try raise a few dollars for a relevant charity.

At this moment we are looking for expressions of interest from you lot so we can decide a) whether it is worth the effort, and b) if we need to warn the golf club that we are coming.  We are probably looking at holding it sometime in early March.

Any questions?

Chur

2B
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sounds awesome

wished i live in wellington for things like this
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can a hole?

Founder

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Two if you don't make it past the ladies tee off 
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You have to wear two pairs of pants incase you get a Hole in One?

I'll grabs Lonegunmen's coat on the way out...
C-Diddy2011-01-20 17:21:47

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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Do we get golf carts?

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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C-Diddy wrote:

You have to wear two pairs of pants incase�you get a Hole in One?


I'll grabs Lonegunmen's coat on the way out...


Banstick!

Allegedly

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Keen.

www.kiwifromthecouch.blogspot.com

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Azevo wrote:
Do we get golf carts?
No. If Hard News can walk 9 holes, I'm sure everyone else can.
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Feverish wrote:
can a hole?
Can a hole what?
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I'm in... haven't swung a club (or a golf stick) in ten years and I was sh*t then so I'd be good to go...

And I've also got a dirty old set of cack handed clubs that could do with a day out
E + R + O

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I got 3rd best score at mini golf recently (behind Mrs Jnr and Juniorette*).
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Edit: *golf skips a generation in our family.

Junior822011-01-21 19:31:38

"Phoenix till they lose"

Posting 97% bollox, 8% lies and 3.658% genuine opinion. 

Genuine opinion: FTFFA

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yep would be keen
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Yeah I'm keen for this. That Makara course is outstanding on a nice day, with plenty of beers.

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Count me in.
 
I'll leave the wife at home. Last time she was on the golf course with me, she got hit in between the first & second hole.
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Didnt leave much room for a Band Aid.
 
 

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Kiwi Hatter wrote:
Count me in.
 
I'll leave the wife at home. Last time she was on the golf course with me, she got hit in between the first & second hole.
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Didnt leave much room for a Band Aid.
 
 
 
 
You mean she was nearly hit in the Bob Geldof?

"Ive just re-visited this and once again realised that C-Diddy is a genius - a drunk, Newcastle bred disgrace - but a genius." - Hard News, 11:39am 4th June 2009

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I am expressing interest.
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Shirts off after 80 strokes?

Could be keen BTW
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I'm in, though I have only played golf once ...
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I'm pretty rubbish, hate losing and have a bad temper but could be keen depending on whether I'm in wellington whenever it is.

Fuck this stupid game

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pretty keen sh*t at golf tho
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TopLeft07 wrote:
I'm pretty rubbish, hate losing and have a bad temper but could be keen depending on whether I'm in wellington whenever it is.


Sounds like playing a round of golf with SMithy.
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CboZ wrote:
pretty keen sh*t at golf tho


I think the majority of YF is sh*t at golf, but this would be great fun.

We will never fully decide who has won the football.

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Robb wrote:
Shirts off after 80 strokes?

Could be keen BTW
 
 
Are we still talking about golf ??????

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Not keen for the golf, but would love to rock the Barbee for ya'll.
You know we belong together...

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Play the rule where if you don't get the ball past the ladie's tee, you have to complete the game with your dick hanging out.
I like tautologies because I like them.
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golf is pretty gay!

Queenslander 3x a year.

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theprof wrote:
golf is pretty gay!
 
lolz!!!!111!!!!!
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Cosimo wrote:
Play the rule where if you don't get the ball past the ladie's tee, you have to complete the game with your dick hanging out.


That's how I normally play the game.
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el grapadura wrote:
Cosimo wrote:
Play the rule where if you don't get the ball past the ladie's tee, you have to complete the game with your dick hanging out.


That's how I normally play the game.
 
In your case it's not such a big deal though, is it?  BOOM
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Nope, this is why I don't need golf clubs...
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el grapadura wrote:
Nope, this is why I don't need golf clubs...
 
Got wood, can golf
I like tautologies because I like them.
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Given the recent events, I reckon we are keen to get some kind of Chch fundraiser going for this.

Thinking of hosting it the day of the GF (12th March).
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2ndBest wrote:
Given the recent events, I reckon we are keen to get some kind of Chch fundraiser going for this.

Thinking of hosting it the day of the GF (12th March).
 
It might be a bit much for some people, but everyone could donate a dollar per shot they take in their round.  It would mean I would have to donate about $170 if I was there, but it would raise some decent money.

All I do is make the stuff I would've liked
Reference things I wanna watch, reference girls I wanna bite
Now I'm firefly like a burning kite
And yousa fake fuck like a fleshlight

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Had that thought last night.  Was thinking that people could name their pledge per hole (10c, 50c, $1 etc).

And get some businesses to sponsor a hole so they pay out per par there is etc.
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2ndBest wrote:
Had that thought last night.  Was thinking that people could name their pledge per hole (10c, 50c, $1 etc).

And get some businesses to sponsor a hole so they pay out per par there is etc.

Good thinking,would be great if we could all raise a few bucks for the disaster fund, I'm keen to help out in any way and would be happy to contribute!

The answer to life's problems are rarely found at the bottom of a beer glass - but it's always worth a look.

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I think Greenie should donate an amount equivalent to his March spend on alcohol.
 
That should rebuild the CTV building I'd have thought...

Incredible stamina. No shame. Yellow Fever.

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